Predators and Prey

[Keefur]

To think we were on the brink of losing!

*puts 100$ into the vending machine*

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*Noms handfuls of predator snacks*

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[Izzy4895]

We even have a fleet of new BAD FOX supply vans to restock the various machines.

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[Keefur]

I'm still hungry!

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[Ravofox]

what would you like?

 

[Keefur]

Giant ground sloth.

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[Simo]

*gives the predators a tasty bowl of mashed lima beans*

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[Okami_No_Heishi]

*eats bowl of lima beans, with a side of STEAK*
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[Keefur]

Did somebody say steak?!

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[Ravofox]

*Spits out lima beans*

Ah, note to self, put steak in vending machine.

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[Simo]

*stuffs @Keefur into an empty. BAD FOX vending macine*

Huh...stuck...And the machine ate my money!

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[Ravofox]

Don't worry @Keefur, i'll see if this works!

*Puts a mammoth tusk in the slot and out he pops!*

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[Keefur]

*Eats the rest of the mammoth*

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[Sarachaga]

I might be an omnivore but I ain't no predator :y

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[Simo]

Huh, now how did all the coin and bill acceptors on the BAD FOX vending machines get filled with Crazy Glue???!!!

*puts out of order signs on all BAD FOX vending machines*

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[Ravofox]

Huh, now how did all the coin and bill acceptors on the BAD FOX vending machines get filled with Crazy Glue???!!!

*puts out of order signs on all BAD FOX vending machines*

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*Checks security cameras, and finds that a certain mephid miscreant is the culprit, stuffs him in a turkey and hauls him off to Boss Fox's jail. Hope they realise you're a detainee and not part of the menu!*

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[Simo]

But I'm innocent! Don't blame the skunk! No glue on these paws!

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[Sarachaga]

Don't blame the skunk blame the raccoon

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[Simo]

Don't blame the skunk blame the raccoon

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Those bandit masks have never really helped, in court, I have noted

*hires the firm of Skunk, Skunk & Skunk, as attorneys*

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[Ravofox]

But I'm innocent! Don't blame the skunk! No glue on these paws!

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I, judge Ravo Fantastic Fox find Simo Silly Skunk guilty of vandalism and contempt of court! I sentence you to...oooh, the raccoon did it, ey?!

Ok, I sentence @Sarachaga to be sprayed by Simo! If you do this Simo, you'll be let off with a warning.

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[Simo]

*sprays raccoon*

Sorry there!

*gives @Sarachaga a gift certificate For $500 towards soaps scents and conditioners*

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[Sarachaga]

It's ok. I did it for the cause.
[Insert platoon music and slow mo falling]

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[Keefur]

It's ok. I did it for the cause.
[Insert platoon music and slow mo falling]

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*Gives some crayfish to the raccoon.*
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[Simo]

*hauls over a large dumpster, from behind a fancy Michelin 4 star-rated all vegetarian restaurant for the raccoon*

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[Keefur]

How are you this evening, @Simo? Here have some crunchy beetles. Skunks like those... right?

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[Simo]

Ah, me? Tired from packing, for the big move...but thanks for the beetles! : )

*donates beetles to the Helping Skunk Food Bank, and eats some berries*

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