Predators and Prey

[Keefur]

Wish I could help out. I even have a trailer here. Dang! *Gives you some pemmican*

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[Simo]

Oh, thanks!

*donates pemmican to the Philanthropic Fox Foodbank*

*has a tall glass of water*

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[Keefur]

*Gives you cake.* You can't refuse cake!

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[Simo]

*inspets cake for meat*

Hmmmmm.......

*donates cake to a kitty cat orphanage...just to be safe*

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[Keefur]

What's wrong with cake?

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[Simo]

Cake is fine, that's why I gave it to those poor little kitties! (no telling what meats may have hid in it!)

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[Ravofox]

Here's some meat for a little kitty, oops, you're a skunk! Oh well, you can have it if you want, it'll make you big and strong! *pats head*

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[TR273]

Did someone say CAKE?

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[AcerbicSeth]

*Eats some chicken chips*
(that's actually a thing, apparently)

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[Ravofox]

Indeed, it is!

*Puts them in the vending machines*

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[TR273]

*Tuts and drinks a cup of tea.*
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[Simo]

*adjusts all BAD FOX vending machines so that all items now cost $10, in coins*

Huh, nobody seems to be using them!

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[Ravofox]

*Puts arm in vending machine and takes what I wantz!*

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[AcerbicSeth]

*Ties a string around a quarter*

...This is going take awhile.

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[Simo]

*puts @Ravofox in vending machine, and then, buys him for $10*

Well, not a bad deal, as far as foxes go!

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[Ravofox]

*puts @Ravofox in vending machine, and then, buys him for $10*

Well, not a bad deal, as far as foxes go!

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*Giggles, waves, and then bites you on the arm, breaking free!*

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[TR273]

*Makes a new line in vending machines GOOD MOUSE one of 8000 different types of cheese for only 50p.
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[Simo]

*writes a letter to BAD FOX foods demanding the return of @Ravofox*

*buys a selection of GOOD MOUSE cheeses*

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[Ravofox]

*writes a letter to BAD FOX foods demanding the return of @Ravofox*

*buys a selection of GOOD MOUSE cheeses*

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*You receive a reply saying that loosing your purchace is your problem, not BAD FOX's, siged "totally not Ravo"*

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[Simo]

*You receive a reply saying that loosing your purchace is your problem, not BAD FOX's, siged "totally not Ravo"*

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*hires a shady detective agency to track down and return @Ravofox *

*falls asleep*

These fellas are tough; they'll have that fox in my (greedy) little paws by the time I'm back up!

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[Ravofox]

*Sets up several snare traps and dodges them at every turn*

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[Simo]

*poses disguised as a BAD FOX Vending machine van driver and repair-fox, and abducts @Ravofox , claimaining that I'll take him to safety...the safety of my mischief den *

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[Keefur]

Did someone say CAKE?
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You do know that cake has EGGS in it... right?

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[TR273]

*Turna up as well, with a selection of cheeses.*
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[Sarachaga]

*Casually eats a carrot*

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