Predators and Prey

[TR273]

Super glues the lettuce back in.
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-2

 

[23R0]

*contemplates on the effects of eating super glue*
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-2

 

[Pogo]

Super glues the lettuce back in.
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-2

i cant eat this =~=

-1 *eats the bacon and leaves the burger*

-3

 

[Sarachaga]

Haha you fell into my trap. It was vegan bacon all along!

+1

-2

 

[Pogo]

Haha you fell into my trap. It was vegan bacon all along!

+1

-2

-1 that explains the taste. or the lack of it
*buys more bacon*


-3

 

[Sarachaga]

-1 that explains the taste. or the lack of it
*buys more bacon*


-3

But how about this piece of lettuce instead?

+1

-2

 

[Pogo]

But how about this piece of lettuce instead?

+1

-2

-1 gotta soak it in bacon grease first

-3

 

[Sarachaga]

-1 gotta soak it in bacon greese first

-3

It's already soaked in olive oil. You wouldn't want to mix!

+1

-2

 

[Pogo]

It's already soaked in olive oil. You wouldn't want to mix!

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-2

-1 nonsense. The mix will only highten its flavor

-3

 

[23R0]

This is why I stopped eating
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[TR273]

*Watches the to and fro while eating some popcorn.*
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[Sarachaga]

-1 nonsense. The mix will only highten its flavor

-3

Nonono. No one mixes bacon grease and olive oil. It's very bad for health. It gives you oil disease!

+1

-1

 

[Pogo]

Nonono. No one mixes bacon grease and olive oil. It's very bad for health. It gives you oil disease!

+1

-1

Yolo

*Watches the to and fro while eating some popcorn.*
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-2

You know what goes great with popcorn.
Bacon infused butter.
Give it here ill pour you some.

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-3

 

[TR273]

Yolo

You know what goes great with popcorn.
Bacon infused butter.
Give it here ill pour you some.

-1

-3

Hisssss!
Back!
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[Pogo]

Hisssss!
Back!
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-2

Have some i insist. I have plenty to share.
*starts pouring bacon butter over the popcorn*
-1

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[Keefur]

*Brings more bacon* I heard you were running low on this.

=1

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[Pogo]

*Brings more bacon* I heard you were running low on this.

=1

-4

Yes i was, Thanks! Someone replaced my bacon with an inferior vegan replica.

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[TR273]

*Looks left, Looks right. Replaces the bacon with smokey bacon crisps.*
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[Pogo]

*Looks left, Looks right. Replaces the bacon with smokey bacon crisps.*
+1

-4

*spots a sneaky rodent*
But is it made with real bacon?
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[Ravofox]

*spots a sneaky rodent*
But is it made with real bacon?
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-5

Who cares, there's some lovely chicken over there!

*licks chops*

-1

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[23R0]

Chicken? Count me in! *runs over*
-1

-7

 

[Marcl]

Ah... a fresh tomato!

+1

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[23R0]

*makes sure the chicken isn't another shenanigan*

 

[Pogo]

I like chicken =w=
Deep fried, roasted, in soup.
So good.

-1

-7

 

[TR273]

*Hides*
Phew!
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