Predators and Prey

[Breyo]

Am going to eat lunch for now...probably Spam fried in chili oil. Later all!

Take care!

*Drinks*

Hmm...maybe we can use this wine to keep the campfire going.

Please maintain a girth of at least 10 feet from the campfire at all times if you have ingested the wine within the last 8 hours! Internal combustion isn't a joke, people!
...
Oh. It already exploded.
+1
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[Groggy]

*aims at the campfire and...

...boffs on the match*
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All this time I thought "boffing" meant sneezing.
Living and learning, right?

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[DRGN Juno]

Take care!

Please maintain a girth of at least 10 feet from the campfire at all times if you have ingested the wine within the last 8 hours! Internal combustion isn't a joke, people!
...
Oh. It already exploded.
+1
-6

That's external combustion, but yes.

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[A Minty cheetah]

All this time I thought "boffing" meant sneezing.
Living and learning, right?

+1
-5

Nope! It's a British colloquialism for a fart.

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[DRGN Juno]

Nope! It's a British colloquialism for a fart.

-1

-7

Well, I learned something today.

Ii don't know if it's what I wanted, but I'll take it.

-1

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[Breyo]

That's external combustion, but yes.

Ingested wine that catches fire is external combustion? Or do you mean if you're a really sloppy drinker and drip it all over yourself, and then that stuff catches fire?

Regardless, safety first, buckos
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[DRGN Juno]

Ingested wine that catches fire is external combustion? Or do you mean if you're a really sloppy drinker and drip it all over yourself, and then that stuff catches fire?

Regardless, safety first, buckos
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Fumes are the bigger danger. Liquids are harder to don't ignite.

Because science.

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[A Minty cheetah]

I'm imparting wisdom upon folks!
I'm a...cheecher! (Like a teacher. No? I'll stop. Sorry.)
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[Breyo]

Nope! It's a British colloquialism for a fart.

Huh, I just thought that it was another word for "blow". I'm gonna have to start saying "Oh, boffs" instead of "Oh, farts" so I can feel more sophisticated
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[DRGN Juno]

Huh, I just thought that it was another word for "blow". I'm gonna have to start saying "Oh, boffs" instead of "Oh, farts" so I can feel more sophisticated
+1
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I mean...in a sense it is.

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[A Minty cheetah]

I mean...in a sense it is.

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Just don't ask for a "boff job"
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[Breyo]

Fumes are the bigger danger. Liquids are harder to don't ignite.

Ah, alrighty. Sorry for my ignorance! That makes sense

I'm imparting wisdom upon folks!
I'm a...cheecher! (Like a teacher. No? I'll stop. Sorry.)

*standing ovation*
I'd ask you to keep going, but I won't be conscious to hear any more puns.

Good night everyone! I hope it's a good one for you guys!
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[A Minty cheetah]

Ah, alrighty. Sorry for my ignorance! That makes sense

*standing ovation*
I'd ask you to keep going, but I won't be conscious to hear any more puns.

Good night everyone! I hope it's a good one for you guys!
+1
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Goodnight Mr. Pinea Guig!
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[DRGN Juno]

Ah, alrighty. Sorry for my ignorance! That makes sense

*standing ovation*
I'd ask you to keep going, but I won't be conscious to hear any more puns.

Good night everyone! I hope it's a good one for you guys!
+1
-9

G'night!

*Leaves some wrapped up leftovers and an obscene amount of aloe plants next to the sleeping potat*

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[A Minty cheetah]

*says "aloe" in greeting to the plants*
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[DRGN Juno]

*says "aloe" in greeting to the plants*
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*Distant groaning*

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[Groggy]

Good night @BreyoGP!

*stokes the campfire with... something. I don't know...
A boff...? Yes, that should do it.*

*stokes the campfire with a boff*

+1
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[A Minty cheetah]

Good night @BreyoGP!

*stokes the campfire with... something. I don't know...
A boff...? Yes, that should do it.*

*stokes the campfire with a boff*

+1
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OwO
He learns!
*cooks an onion on a stick over the fire*
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[DRGN Juno]

*Smokes more salmon*

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[Groggy]

OwO
He learns!
*cooks an onion on a stick over the fire*
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-13

Let's just say I learned from the best (and only) cheecher out there.

+1
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[A Minty cheetah]

*Smokes more salmon*

-1

-14

*puts a peg on my nose and smokes some bacon*
-1

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[DRGN Juno]

Let's just say I learned from the best (and only) cheecher out there.

+1
-13

Alternatively, we could also not say that.

*puts a peg on my nose and smokes some bacon*
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What's wrong with smoked salmon?

-1

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[Groggy]

I've seen your picture
Your name in lights above it
This is your big debut
It's like a dream come true
So won't you smile for the camera
I know they're gonna love it, Peg.


I'll just score negative until the round ends, I'm responsible for this round anyway. (lol no i'm not)

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[Groggy]

Alternatively, we could also not say that.

What, 'boff' or 'cheecher'?

 

[A Minty cheetah]

Alternatively, we could also not say that.



What's wrong with smoked salmon?

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-15

Can't stand the smell of seafood, unfortunately.

Let's just say I learned from the best (and only) cheecher out there.

+1
-13

*presents you with the first diploma in boffology*
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