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Predators and Prey

A Minty cheetah

A Minty cheetah

~C H E E~
Simo said:
Ah-ha! So it's been you all along! And here I've been blaming the foxes.
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*shrugs*
I've never hidden the fact that I'm partial to a good old boff :D
 
Izzy4895

Izzy4895

Diaper Fox
A worker at the new Burger Fox in Cheetah City said she heard a “nyoom” followed by farting after selling a combo meal at the drive-thru.

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Simo

Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
Izzy4895 said:
A worker at the new Burger Fox in Cheetah City said she heard a “nyoom” followed by farting after selling a combo meal at the drive-thru.

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Hmmm...might be a good time to ready a net! :p
 
Keefur

Keefur

aka Cutter Cat
I didn't boff... I wasn't even here!

On a side note... I was almost in a really bad accident on the interstate tonight. A car off my left quarter panel lost control and fishtailed right towards the driver side door. I heard their tires screeching and looked out my window to see the nose of their car swinging right towards me. I was able to jerk the wheel right, then left to fishtail away from the car (now about six inches from my door panel) with everyone going about 60mph (almost 100kph). I was going straight down the highway at about a 30degree angle to the left, with the rear of my car taking up part of the lane to my right. My tires were squealing and smoking a good bit. I was then able to steer back into the skid and straighten out. My friend, Draconis, thought they had hit us. We pulled over to check for damage, but luckily we weren't touched. The car that lost control ended up hitting a median barrier, but no one was hurt. Their car was leaking fluids though. I think a certain part of my anatomy has pinched a hole in the upholstery though. I did manage to really twist my back with the "cat-like" reflexive driving I had to do. I don't even remember thinking about it as I was doing it, since it all happened so fast. I'm just glad I am back here among my friends once again.
 
A Minty cheetah

A Minty cheetah

~C H E E~
Keefur said:
I didn't boff... I wasn't even here!

On a side note... I was almost in a really bad accident on the interstate tonight. A car off my left quarter panel lost control and fishtailed right towards the driver side door. I heard their tires screeching and looked out my window to see the nose of their car swinging right towards me. I was able to jerk the wheel right, then left to fishtail away from the car (now about six inches from my door panel) with everyone going about 60mph (almost 100kph). I was going straight down the highway at about a 30degree angle to the left, with the rear of my car taking up part of the lane to my right. My tires were squealing and smoking a good bit. I was then able to steer back into the skid and straighten out. My friend, Draconis, thought they had hit us. We pulled over to check for damage, but luckily we weren't touched. The car that lost control ended up hitting a median barrier, but no one was hurt. Their car was leaking fluids though. I think a certain part of my anatomy has pinched a hole in the upholstery though. I did manage to really twist my back with the "cat-like" reflexive driving I had to do. I don't even remember thinking about it as I was doing it, since it all happened so fast. I'm just glad I am back here among my friends once again.
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Oh shiiiiiiiii.......

Glad you're safe, and that no one else got hurt :)
 
Pygmepatl

Pygmepatl

Spotted Skunk
Keefur said:
I didn't boff... I wasn't even here!

On a side note... I was almost in a really bad accident on the interstate tonight. A car off my left quarter panel lost control and fishtailed right towards the driver side door. I heard their tires screeching and looked out my window to see the nose of their car swinging right towards me. I was able to jerk the wheel right, then left to fishtail away from the car (now about six inches from my door panel) with everyone going about 60mph (almost 100kph). I was going straight down the highway at about a 30degree angle to the left, with the rear of my car taking up part of the lane to my right. My tires were squealing and smoking a good bit. I was then able to steer back into the skid and straighten out. My friend, Draconis, thought they had hit us. We pulled over to check for damage, but luckily we weren't touched. The car that lost control ended up hitting a median barrier, but no one was hurt. Their car was leaking fluids though. I think a certain part of my anatomy has pinched a hole in the upholstery though. I did manage to really twist my back with the "cat-like" reflexive driving I had to do. I don't even remember thinking about it as I was doing it, since it all happened so fast. I'm just glad I am back here among my friends once again.
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I'm really glad everyone was fine, and that you are here with us.

*Hugs tightly*
 
Keefur

Keefur

aka Cutter Cat
A Minty cheetah said:
Oh shiiiiiiiii.......

Glad you're safe, and that no one else got hurt :)
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Thanks, and you pretty well quoted my reaction verbatim. Draconis went back to check on the other car while I tended to my car. The other car was just sitting in the far left lane *the fast lane* with no lights on in the dark. Draconis made them pull off the road. Their car wasn't that bad though. I suspect radiator fluid was leaking out. The cops were right there as they just happened to be just in front of me when this happened.
 
Simo

Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
@Keefur Glad you're OK there...reminds me just how dangerous driving can be..sounds like a good time to pour a stiff drink of the fancy stuff, and relax with your pipe and slippers, or whatever the equivalent to that might be. : )
 
A Minty cheetah

A Minty cheetah

~C H E E~
Keefur said:
I hardly ever drink, I don't smoke, and I don't have any slippers. I guess I'm screwed! :confused:o_O:eek::(:rolleyes:
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No slippers??? You're missing out on having cozy peets! Slippers rule!
 
Simo

Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
Keefur said:
I hardly ever drink, I don't smoke, and I don't have any slippers. I guess I'm screwed! :confused:o_O:eek::(:rolleyes:
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No slippers???

I will have to send you some of these:

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Keefur

Keefur

aka Cutter Cat
Well, I'm going to go do the layout for a funeral program and look some stuff up I bought at the thrift store. Hopefully it was some valuable stuff. Then I'll go lay down. Hopefully my back won't hurt in the morning.
 
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