Predators and Prey

[DRGN Juno]

*Appears in the thread*

I've come back!

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Welcome back.

*Hands you a burger*

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[A Minty cheetah]

*Appears in the thread*

I've come back!

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*boops you*
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[Pygmepatl]

Welcome back.

*Hands you a burger*

*boops you*

Awww guys! Thank you so much!

*Boops you and hugs you tightly*

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[Breyo]

I tried hoemade burgers with poutine as a side. The burgers can go back in the fridge as lunch, but the poutine can't and as a result, I am now stuffed with delicious regret.

Well, at least you got some leftovers out of it

"I am now stuffed with delicious regret" is one of the funniest phrases I've heard in a while lol

Also, welcome back @Spilogale Pygmaea!
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[Simo]

*eats a Burger Fox Tofu+™ Burger*

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[WXYZ]

*posts out of context*

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[Simo]

*munches Burger Fox Frisky Fries™*

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[Pygmepatl]

*Does a handstand while eating a burger*

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[DRGN Juno]

*Grimaces (ugh) at the thought of the word 'burger'*

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[Pygmepatl]

*Does a handstand while drinking an Antshake*

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[Breyo]

*Does a handstand while eating a burger*

Huh! I'm impressed! *claps*

*Grimaces (ugh) at the thought of the word 'burger'*

*whips out a megaphone, taps it to test it, then whispers "burger" in your direction*
Hehehe, I couldn't help myself
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[WXYZ]

*torments you all with pictures of food*

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[Pygmepatl]

Huh! I'm impressed! *claps*

Hehehe! Thanks! I'm just that athletic and a master at handstands.

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[Simo]

*gobbles down more Buger Fox Tofu+™ Burgers*

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[WXYZ]

*gobbles down more Buger Fox Tofu+™ Burgers*

TOFU
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[Pygmepatl]

*Drinks more of his Antshake*

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[Pygmepatl]

TOFU

The Predators do tofu better than the Prey themselves.

 

[WXYZ]

*gobbles down more TOFU*
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[WXYZ]

The Predators do tofu better than the Prey themselves.

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I am become prey...thanks be to @Simo.

 

[Pygmepatl]

*gobbles down more TOFU*

*Gives you Predator tofu*

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[WXYZ]

I am converted with newfound zeal! We must never kill prey! Praise be to TOFU
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[Breyo]

*gobbles down more Buger Fox Tofu+™ Burgers*

TOFU

The food of the gods!!!

The Predators do tofu better than the Prey themselves.

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This looks more appetizing to me. I could see myself picking at this all day when I'm playing video games or something

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[Pygmepatl]

I am become prey...thanks be to @Simo.

But that does not change the fact Predators make the best tofu.

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[WXYZ]

This looks more appetizing to me. I could see myself picking at this all day when I'm playing video games or something
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Yum, yum, nom.
*gulp*
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[WXYZ]

But that does not change the fact Predators make the best tofu.

All tofu is relative