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Predators and Prey

Cosmic-FS

A creature of the night
Geez louise! Why did you go in the first place? And were you pretty much forced to stay? I wonder why no one realized you were sick :(
There was some stuff I HAD to take care of and didn't have a choice. Again, only planing to stay about 30 mins. But the first thing that happened when I got there, before I even had a chance to say anything, my project manager came up and said we needed to do a bunch of revisions before we could hand out a project that was due that day.

Yeah, my boss isn't too great with time management.
 

Breyo

Professional Nibbler
There was some stuff I HAD to take care of and didn't have a choice. Again, only planing to stay about 30 mins. But the first thing that happened when I got there, before I even had a chance to say anything, my project manager came up and said we needed to do a bunch of revisions before we could hand out a project that was due that day.

Yeah, my boss isn't too great with time management.
Dang, I feel for you. I bet it was a nasty day :(

And you can say that again!
 

DRGN Juno

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA -Sukhoi, 2020
Here's a Minifact™ to tide us all over until I drop the next MEGAFACT™, probably sometime tomorrow:

In the mid to late 1990s, the California Highway Patrol hosted a bid for their next police cruiser. The traditional favourite at the time, the Ford Crown Victoria, had recently launched the second generation for 1997. But the platform's age was showing, and departments were afraid that Ford wouldn't continue production after the second gen (and they were right - it was discontinued for fleet sales in 2011 after no significant refreshes since the 1997 redesign). During this bid, a surprise entrant had come along - Volvo, offering their new S70 sedan with a custom tailored police package.

Despite being the only foreign entrant in the competition, officers loved the S70's unexpected performance. You see, the police package on most cars is actually a bit of a myth. The P71 Crown Victoria (with P71 denoting the police variant) didn't actually have more power than one you'd find as a rental, or the one your grandpa stuck into the garage wall. The mechanical upgrades were more to do with longevity, including a beefed up cooling system to handle long, consecutive hours of idling. But the police package on the Volvo upgraded a few things over the standard S70. For starters, the optional 236 horsepower turbocharged 5 cylinder engine reserved for the high-end models became standard, and the brakes and suspension were unique to the S70 police package. Volvo knew that in order to win over the CHP, they'd need to impress.

One such story to come out of this trial involved the S70 being pitted against the competition in a braking run. The cars were to perform emergency braking runs from 60 MPH to zero. After a few trials, the Ford and Chevrolet teams had pulled their cars into the paddock to replace the brakes when they noticed the Volvo lining up for another run. The Americans flagged down the Volvo, trying to explain that they needed to replace their brakes as well, or they'd take a hit on performance due to brake fade. The Swedish delegation simply looked back and said "no we don't." And lo and behold, the S70 performed the entire braking trial without needing to replace its brakes.

The CHP didn't take the Volvo after all for two reasons. First, Volvo ended up discontinuing the S70, and the CHP wasn't interested in the comparable V70, because they didn't want "soccer mom cars" like the Ford Explorers they'd end up in anyway. But even if Volvo had kept the S70 in production, the CHP was facing immense pressure to buy American, and a Swedish designed car built in Belgium simply wouldn't get approval.

Side note: The Taurus and Explorer police interceptors in use today are actually descendants of the Volvo 70 series, thanks to some weird dealings with Ford and Volvo.

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Never mind.
 
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Cosmic-FS

A creature of the night
Then there was this other time at work were, in the middle of the shift, I got hit with vertigo. Like I was at my desk, doing my thing, yada yada yada, then suddenly the room started spinning. I got a massive headache and I rushed to the restroom to throw up. I think I threw up 3 times that day. Luckily it was a half day and I only had to stay another hour. I was able to get some work done as long as I kept one eye closed.

Well, gonna catch some sleep here :)
(Hopefully without fever dreams) ^^

Night y'all :)
Night @Thrashy
 

Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
Well, my immune system is generally pretty great, so flush don't usually overstay their welcome all that often. I can't even remember the last time I got sick! Maybe all of that celery is good for something other than being delicious :D

Yep! Us Prey have a winning diet!
 

Breyo

Professional Nibbler
Here's a Minifact™ to tide us all over until I drop the next MEGAFACT™, probably sometime tomorrow:

In the mid to late 1990s, the California Highway Patrol hosted a bid for their next police cruiser. The traditional favourite at the time, the Ford Crown Victoria, had recently launched the second generation for 1997. But the platform's age was showing, and departments were afraid that Ford wouldn't continue production after the second gen (and they were right - it was discontinued for fleet sales in 2011 after no significant refreshes since the 1997 redesign). During this bid, a surprise entrant had come along - Volvo, offering their new S70 sedan with a custom tailored police package.

Despite being the only foreign entrant in the competition, officers loved the S70's unexpected performance. You see, the police package on most cars is actually a bit of a myth. The P71 Crown Victoria (with P71 denoting the police variant) didn't actually have more power than one you'd find as a rental, or the one your grandpa stuck into the garage wall. The mechanical upgrades were more to do with longevity, including a beefed up cooling system to handle long, consecutive hours of idling. But the police package on the Volvo upgraded a few things over the standard S70. For starters, the optional 236 horsepower turbocharged 5 cylinder engine reserved for the high-end models became standard, and the brakes and suspension were unique to the S70 police package. Volvo knew that in order to win over the CHP, they'd need to impress.

One such story to come out of this trial involved the S70 being pitted against the competition in a braking run. The cars were to perform emergency braking runs from 60 MPH to zero. After a few trials, the Ford and Chevrolet teams had pulled their cars into the paddock to replace the brakes when they noticed the Volvo lining up for another run. The Americans flagged down the Volvo, trying to explain that they needed to replace their brakes as well, or they'd take a hit on performance due to brake fade. The Swedish delegation simply looked back and said "no we don't." And lo and behold, the S70 performed the entire braking trial without needing to replace its brakes.

The CHP didn't take the Volvo after all for two reasons. First, Volvo ended up discontinuing the S70, and the CHP wasn't interested in the comparable V70, because they didn't want "soccer mom cars" like the Ford Explorers they'd end up in anyway. But even if Volvo had kept the S70 in production, the CHP was facing immense pressure to buy American, and a Swedish designed car built in Belgium simply wouldn't get approval.

Side note: The Taurus and Explorer police interceptors in use today are actually descendants of the Volvo 70 series, thanks to some weird dealings with Ford and Volvo.

18504cfsch1p7jpg.jpg


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Never mind.
More history? Neat! Sorry if I don't talk about the facts that you post, but I usually mark down the page that the facts were on and go back to read them before I go off to bed. You dig up some of the most interesting stuff that I never thought that I'd get to learn :D

Also, were you typing that whole thing while the prey vs pred battle was happening?! I guess we weren't at it for too long, anyways. Right @Cosmic-FS? :D

Then there was this other time at work were, in the middle of the shift, I got hit with vertigo. Like I was at my desk, doing my thing, yada yada yada, then suddenly the room started spinning. I got a massive headache and I rushed to the restroom to throw up. I think I threw up 3 times that day. Luckily it was a half day and I only had to stay another hour. I was able to get some work done as long as I kept one eye closed.
Sounds like a horrible migraine, if you're asking Dr. Breyo (that has a neat ring to it :))! Those things suck. They feel like your eyeball is trying to inch it's way out of your socket :(
I'm glad it was only a half day!

Yep! Us Prey have a winning diet!
You betcha! Raw veggies and fruits look much tastier than raw meat. Blegh!

Also, good night @Thrashy!
 

Ravofox

back to Aussie foxying!
Here's a Minifact™ to tide us all over until I drop the next MEGAFACT™, probably sometime tomorrow:

In the mid to late 1990s, the California Highway Patrol hosted a bid for their next police cruiser. The traditional favourite at the time, the Ford Crown Victoria, had recently launched the second generation for 1997. But the platform's age was showing, and departments were afraid that Ford wouldn't continue production after the second gen (and they were right - it was discontinued for fleet sales in 2011 after no significant refreshes since the 1997 redesign). During this bid, a surprise entrant had come along - Volvo, offering their new S70 sedan with a custom tailored police package.

Despite being the only foreign entrant in the competition, officers loved the S70's unexpected performance. You see, the police package on most cars is actually a bit of a myth. The P71 Crown Victoria (with P71 denoting the police variant) didn't actually have more power than one you'd find as a rental, or the one your grandpa stuck into the garage wall. The mechanical upgrades were more to do with longevity, including a beefed up cooling system to handle long, consecutive hours of idling. But the police package on the Volvo upgraded a few things over the standard S70. For starters, the optional 236 horsepower turbocharged 5 cylinder engine reserved for the high-end models became standard, and the brakes and suspension were unique to the S70 police package. Volvo knew that in order to win over the CHP, they'd need to impress.

One such story to come out of this trial involved the S70 being pitted against the competition in a braking run. The cars were to perform emergency braking runs from 60 MPH to zero. After a few trials, the Ford and Chevrolet teams had pulled their cars into the paddock to replace the brakes when they noticed the Volvo lining up for another run. The Americans flagged down the Volvo, trying to explain that they needed to replace their brakes as well, or they'd take a hit on performance due to brake fade. The Swedish delegation simply looked back and said "no we don't." And lo and behold, the S70 performed the entire braking trial without needing to replace its brakes.

The CHP didn't take the Volvo after all for two reasons. First, Volvo ended up discontinuing the S70, and the CHP wasn't interested in the comparable V70, because they didn't want "soccer mom cars" like the Ford Explorers they'd end up in anyway. But even if Volvo had kept the S70 in production, the CHP was facing immense pressure to buy American, and a Swedish designed car built in Belgium simply wouldn't get approval.

Side note: The Taurus and Explorer police interceptors in use today are actually descendants of the Volvo 70 series, thanks to some weird dealings with Ford and Volvo.

18504cfsch1p7jpg.jpg


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Never mind.

Oooh, our car is a Volvo! VOLVO! VOLVO!

Yep! Us Prey have a winning diet!

But us preds have a biwinning diet!:p We win here, we win there!
 

Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
Breaking News!!!!

A new strain of potentially fatal Cheetona virus has broke out in Cheetah City; all Cheetahs are to take immediate precautions.

Mint Green Cheetahs, who have been determined to be the source of the outbreak, are ordered to report to the Skunk City Zoo medical department, for immediate testing, quarantine, and treatment. Dr. Simo S. Skunk has generously volunteered to set up a temporary Cheetah Quarantine Facility, and is providing care for any and all Chee.

Skunks have been determined to have a natural immunity, but cases are rapidly spreading to the Vulpine world.

*whisks @A Minty cheetah to safety, and takes his temperature* :p
 

Ravofox

back to Aussie foxying!
@Thrashy @Cosmic-FS @Tallow_Phoenix @BreyoGP gah, sorry about all you guys having been ill!
I had to go to uni, work on major essays and study for exams as I had a very bad cold last year. not fun!
I wish you all the best!:D

Breaking News!!!!

A new strain of potentially fatal Cheetona virus has broke out in Cheetah City; all Cheetahs are to take immediate precautions.

Mint Green Cheetahs, who have been determined to be the source of the outbreak, are ordered to report to the Skunk City Zoo medical department, for immediate testing, quarantine, and treatment. Dr. Simo S. Skunk has generously volunteered to set up a temporary Cheetah Quarantine Facility, and is providing care for any and all Chee.

Skunks have been determined to have a natural immunity, but cases are rapidly spreading to the Vulpine world.

*whisks @A Minty cheetah to safety, and takes his temperature* :p

Oh no!!!!:eek:
looks like you're gonna have to send in a witch doctor:p
 

Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
@Thrashy @Cosmic-FS @Tallow_Phoenix @BreyoGP gah, sorry about all you guys having been ill!
I had to go to uni, work on major essays and study for exams as I had a very bad cold last year. not fun!
I wish you all the best!:D



Oh no!!!!:eek:
looks like you're gonna have to send in a witch doctor:p

*zips @Ravofox into a haz-mat suit, and appoints him head nurse, at the Skunk City Zoo medical Dept.*
 

DRGN Juno

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA -Sukhoi, 2020
More history? Neat! Sorry if I don't talk about the facts that you post, but I usually mark down the page that the facts were on and go back to read them before I go off to bed. You dig up some of the most interesting stuff that I never thought that I'd get to learn :D

Also, were you typing that whole thing while the prey vs pred battle was happening?! I guess we weren't at it for too long, anyways. Right @Cosmic-FS? :D

Yeah, the little ones I type out on the go. The MEGAFACTS™ I hold onto and type out as I research them.
 

Ravofox

back to Aussie foxying!
*zips @Ravofox into a haz-mat suit, and appoints him head nurse, at the Skunk City Zoo medical Dept.*

finally, something i'm thankful to be zipped in:p

While Witch Doctor @Ravofox works, Doctor Owl, MD, uses proven medical science to find the source of the Cheetona Virus

*cue medical drama theme music*
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grrrr, my cures are more effective than yours, bird-flu;)
just you watch!

*looks at the thermometer and takes some notes*

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Ah! The Chee has a temperature of 112!

Quickly, Nurse @Ravofox. Prepare the icebath!!!

Yes dr Simo!!! *plunges @A Minty cheetah into the mint scented ice bath:p*
 

Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
finally, something i'm thankful to be zipped in:p



grrrr, my cures are more effective than yours, bird-flu;)
just you watch!



Yes dr Simo!!! *plunges @A Minty cheetah into the mint scented ice bath:p*


Temperture is falling, excellent! We'll save the chee!

Patient is now ready for the celery and peanut butter anti-retroviral treatment! Well, actually, it's just as much a treat, as a treatment : )
 

Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
*disguises 1,000cc of peanut-butter celery mix, inside the chips, in mint chip ice cream*

Num, num, num, num, num!

*pats chee*

Phew! Looks like we'll save the chee; just a few weeks in 'observation' and he'll be fine : )
 

Cosmic-FS

A creature of the night
Dr. Owl, MD is found in his laboratory preforming every available medical test on the patient. The machines whirl and spin and out pops a result on the computer screen. RESULTS INCONCLUSIVE

"Damn, not again. This virus is progressing through Cheetah City and Vulpine Valley to quickly! None of this makes any sense. It's almost as if-"

A thought suddenly strikes Dr Owl, MD and he goes silent. He races to the hospital library and pulls out medical journals from the shelf. Pages fly as he searches through the passages. On his third book, he stops. His fingers had landed on a chapter labeled Mephitidae Morbus. Dr. Owl, MD puts on his glasses ... then takes them off dramatically.

"This is no Cheetona Virus, it's Skunk Flu that's been genetically modified!!!"

*dramatic music*
 
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Ravofox

back to Aussie foxying!
Dr. Owl, MD is found in his laboratory preforming every available medical test on the patient. The machines whirl and spin and out pops a result on the computer screen. RESULTS INCONCLUSIVE

"Damn, not again. This virus is progressing through Cheetah City and Vulpine Valley to quickly! None of this makes any sense. It's almost as if-"

A thought suddenly strikes Dr Owl, MD and he goes sillent. He races to the hospital library and pulls out medical journals form the shelf. Pages fly as he searches through the passages. On his third book, he stops. His fingers had landed on a chapter labeled Mephitidae Morbus. Dr. Owl, MD puts on his glasses ... then takes them off dramatically.

"This is no Cheetona Virus, it's Skunk Flu that's been genetically modified!!!"

*dramatic music*

what a twist!!! XD
 
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