
I think Google's real identity is that of an old man named D'Angelo.Why on earth does Google get so many results for "pasta car"?
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*begins swimming towards sinking prey vessel*
*eats salad on the way*
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*creates fake noodles out of zucchini and attempts to buy passage out of predator lands with it*
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*makes escape, sabotages pasta fleet*Boy, I sure am hungry for pasta all of a sudden!
*accepts your disgusting vegetable noodles, covers them in meat sauce*
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*reads the plans**orders several tones of parmesan cheese for nefarious purposes*
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