Predators and Prey

[Tallow_Phoenix]

I'd reply with a pun as well, but I don't have one on hand ^^;
Here's a King Slime until I think of one

 

[Izzy4895]

If someone zips @A Minty cheetah into a fox onesie, will @Simo put him in the cheetah section of the zoo or the fox section of the zoo?

 

[Tallow_Phoenix]

Ah, here's one! Almost forgot about this

 

[Ravofox]

What is it called when two mummies fart at the same time?

Toot-in-common

Ah, here's one! Almost forgot about this

Now that's in my head! Nothing wrong with that of course^^

If someone zips @A Minty cheetah into a fox onesie, will @Simo put him in the cheetah section of the zoo or the fox section of the zoo?

Only one way to find out

 

[Thrashy]

Oh come on people these are wholesome and fun jokes. Y'all are one tough audience >:V

I laughed. And I don't feel bad about it

 

[Pygmepatl]

Today, 40 years ago, Bon Scott died.
Rock In Peace you legend!

Rest In Peace.

 

[Thrashy]

So it seems we're posting flat jokes here ^^

Why did the cookie cry?
Because his mother was a wafer so long

 

[Cosmic-FS]

Why did the owl join Tinder?

He didn’t want to be owl by himself.

 

[Thrashy]

Where do hamburgers go to dance? The meat-ball.

 

[Izzy4895]

Do skunks always tell such jokes when they are drunk?

 

[Thrashy]

Do skunks always tell such jokes when they are drunk?

Of course

 

[Breyo]

Oh come on people these are wholesome and fun jokes. Y'all are one tough audience >:V

I enjoyed it! It made me exhale quickly out of my nose a couple of times, hehe.

Why couldn't the guinea pig lift the heavy boxes?
It was too wheek.
Hehehehe!

 

[Thrashy]

I met this girl on a dating site and, I don't know, we just clicked.

 

[Pygmepatl]

*Laughs*

 

[Simo]

If someone zips @A Minty cheetah into a fox onesie, will @Simo put him in the cheetah section of the zoo or the fox section of the zoo?

I'd go ahead and toss him in the fox section...might be more fun to see what happens!

Also:

Why do animals hate playing cards with foxes?

Spoiler

They're a bunch of cheetahs.

 

[TR273]

We're doing bad jokes are we?

Alright..

Did you hear about the constipated accountant?

He couldn't budget.

(I regret nothing!)

 

[Cosmic-FS]

Did you hear the gossip at Birb Inc. about the owl who hooked up with his boss?
I won’t tell you hoo.

 

[Thrashy]

How does a penguin build it’s house? Igloos it together.

 

[Ravofox]

Hey, I have a joke...

the prey!



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[Cosmic-FS]

Hey, I have a joke...

the prey!



RESET!

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[Simo]

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

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[Ravofox]

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hehe, a man of culture I see

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

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Well, at least I didn't make a skunk joke

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[Breyo]

Hey, I have a joke...

the prey!



RESET!

I was thinking of saying the same thing, but about the preds. We weren't quite that desperate for jokes, though! We also aren't rude! Hmph!
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[Cosmic-FS]

What’s an owl’s favorite frozen treat? Mice cream!

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[TR273]

What’s an owl’s favorite frozen treat? Mice cream!

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>:3
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