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Predators and Prey

Keefur

aka Cutter Cat
Hey, @Ravofox

I feel bad. I missed the bad joke fest earlier today. I'm kind of the king of bad jokes.

So many skunks on here. Do you know who a skunk's favorite rap artist is?

50 Scent


What's the difference between a dead skunk in the middle of the road and a dead lawyer in the middle of the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk where they tried to miss him.
 

Ravofox

back to Aussie foxying!
Hey, @Ravofox

I feel bad. I missed the bad joke fest earlier today. I'm kind of the king of bad jokes.

So many skunks on here. Do you know who a skunk's favorite rap artist is?

50 Scent


What's the difference between a dead skunk in the middle of the road and a dead lawyer in the middle of the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk where they tried to miss him.

OMG, lawyer jokes are the most timeless XD. That one was actually pretty funny:p
 

DRGN Juno

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA -Sukhoi, 2020
I saw this and had to give the alternate answer.
Did you hear about the constipated accountant?

He worked it out with his pencil.

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Ravofox

back to Aussie foxying!

Pygm!!
*hugs and gives tulips*

Ah yes the lawyer jokes.

How many lawyers does it take to tile a roof?

Three and a half if you slice 'em right.
What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?

One is a slimy, mud-sucking scavenger.

The other one lives in a lake.

You know, I actually really wanted to be a lawyer for quite some time, but I decided it would take up way too much of my time, lol
 

Keefur

aka Cutter Cat
A lawyer had a stopped up sink and called a plumber. The plumber showed up and 20 minutes later had the drain line cleared. He handed the lawyer a bill for $300. The lawyer was shocked at the high cost. The lawyer said, "I'm a lawyer and I don't make that kind of money per hour!"
The plumber replied, "You know, I used to say the same thing when I was a lawyer."
 

Ravofox

back to Aussie foxying!
Ravo!!!

*Hugs tightly and gives lavenders*


Now you are a professional tulip grower.

Dawww, thankies man!!
Wow, professional?! I'm honoured!!!:D
*hugs back tight*

I didn't realize it was so late. I have to go crash. I have a lot of deliveries to make in the morning. Night y'all.

G'night Kee!!

Hmm, I wonder if there are any lawyer furries?:D:confused:
 

DRGN Juno

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA -Sukhoi, 2020
Dawww, thankies man!!
Wow, professional?! I'm honoured!!!:D
*hugs back tight*



G'night Kee!!

Hmm, I wonder if there are any lawyer furries?:D:confused:

Do you get paid? That is literally the only threshold for being called a professional.

Fun fact: The only difference between a private pilot's license and a commercial license is that you can legally be "reimbursed for an amount greater than direct operational expenses" with the latter.
 
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Ravofox

back to Aussie foxying!
Do you get paid? That is literally the only threshold for being called a professional.

Fun fact: The only difference between a private pilot's license and a commercial license is that you can legally be paid with the latter.

Don't rain on my parade!
Ah, had no idea about that! Thanks!:)

ETHAN BRADBURY!!!!

Oops, I don't know why I said that:confused:
 
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