Predators and Prey

[Thrashy]

*Looks at the tantalizing array of overstock, unmarked buttons*

*pushes one of those buttons*
Oh, seems it turned all the water in PvP-Land to beer.

 

[Arishipshape]

*smuggles in barrels of contraband water to sell on the black market to those that don't want to get drunk or die of thirst*

 

[DRGN Juno]

*pushes one of those buttons*
Oh, seems it turned all the water in PvP-Land to beer.

No it didn't, you've just been in your brewery for too long. Not that I know what it actually did, but we'll probably figure it out eventually.

*Smacks a random button*

*The Soviet anthem starts playing*

 

[TR273]

For what? We're 3 to 1 so far, and you've started all of them. Consider yourself lucky I'm not taking revenge on you.

*Looks at the tantalizing array of overstock, unmarked buttons*

Press the purple one!

 

[Thrashy]

*The Soviet anthem starts playing*

*immediately runs to the fields to harvest the hops using a hammer and a sickle*

 

[DRGN Juno]

Press the purple one!

Well, alright.

*Smacks the purple button*

*@Manchesterite doubles in size*

 

[Keefur]

*pushes one of those buttons*
Oh, seems it turned all the water in PvP-Land to beer.

You realize what whales do in water, right?

 

[Thrashy]

*The Soviet anthem starts playing*

If we replace the "I" with "we", illness turns into wellness

 

[Thrashy]

You realize what whales do in water, right?

Uhm... Swimming?

 

[Arishipshape]

I believe it would be prudent of me to inform all present that, as we have no idea what exactly each of these buttons do, we would be ill-advised to continue pressing them. Someone could get hurt. Or property damage could ensue. Or an ecological disaster could be triggered. Or the stonk market could crash. Or we could unleash plague upon the masses. Or fires could consume the earth. Or our tables might lose structural stability and we wouldn't have anywhere to set our drinks. Or the sky could fall. Or any number of nasty things that we haven't yet tested for or tried.
One of the "Dumb ways to die" was to press a red button without knowing what it does. Therefore, I implore y'all, no more button presses.
Thank you.

 

[DRGN Juno]

You realize what whales do in water, right?

Hey, why are you green?

Wait...

Hey @Thrashy, I figured out what that button did!

 

[Keefur]

I believe it would be prudent of me to inform all present that, as we have no idea what exactly each of these buttons do, we would be ill-advised to continue pressing them. Someone could get hurt. Or property damage could ensue. Or an ecological disaster could be triggered. Or the stonk market could crash. Or we could unleash plague upon the masses. Or fires could consume the earth. Or our tables might lose structural stability and we wouldn't have anywhere to set our drinks. Or the sky could fall. Or any number of nasty things that we haven't yet tested for or tried.
One of the "Dumb ways to die" was to press a red button without knowing what it does. Therefore, I implore y'all, no more button presses.
Thank you.

*Pushes the red button just to see what happens*

 

[TR273]

*Throws caution to the winds and slams fist down on a red button*

Suddenly at @Ravofox's current location….

 

[Keefur]

Uhm... Swimming?

And they do a lot of ****ing things as well.

 

[Thrashy]

*Pushes the red button just to see what happens*

*a "jack-in-the-box" jumps out of the button-box and spanks you*

 

[DRGN Juno]

*Pushes another buutton*

*The button screams at you*

 

[Thrashy]

And they do a lot of ****ing things as well.

Dancing things?

 

[Keefur]

*The button screams at you*

*a "jack-in-the-box" jumps out of the button-box and spanks you*

Is that the best you got? lol

 

[Keefur]

Dancing things?

Let me put it this way... I'm not drinking any of THAT beer.

 

[Thrashy]

Is that the best you got? lol

Hey, I'm too innocent to think of something cruel

 

[TR273]

*Pushes the red button just to see what happens*

*The button replaces your saberteeth with parsnips.*

 

[Arishipshape]

Is that the best you got? lol

*The button's audio sensors sense taunting and initiates button self destruct sequence*

 

[Thrashy]

Let me put it this way... I'm not drinking any of THAT beer.

Well, guess you'll have to stick to my brewery's beer then ^^
Although I guarantee you the best possible beer quality

 

[Arishipshape]

Well, guess you'll have to stick to my brewery's beer then ^^
Although I guarantee you the best possible beer quality

Let me get this straight. Someone could surpass you by creating beer of IMpossibly high quality?

 

[DRGN Juno]

Is that the best you got? lol

Nah, we've got warehouses full of these things.

*Presses another button*

*@Groggy gets another ping*

Well, not every button can be spectacular, I guess.