Predators and Prey

[Simo]

All these buttons! One thing's for sure...

 

[Thrashy]

Let me get this straight. Someone could surpass you by creating beer of IMpossibly high quality?

You'd surely have to make the impossible possible

I mean it has a reason why my beer has taken over the competition in PvP-land.
It was the quality!
And not me making the competitors swim in the river wearing concrete shoes

 

[TR273]

*Randomly smashes buttons with my face.*

I have no idea what that did but it played the this piece of music while I was doing it.

 

[Keefur]

Parsnips? Really?
*Sighs and watches @TR273 doing mouse things*

 

[Pygmepatl]

*Presses a button. The button shaves the prey asses and spanks them until their shaved butts are bright red*

 

[Arishipshape]

*Presses a button. The button shaves the prey asses and spanks them until their shaved butts are bright red*

WOAH WOAH hold it hold it, the button makes a distinction between those honorably fighting for the prey and actual prey, right?

 

[Keefur]

*Finds the button that changes his saber teeth back*

Don't mess with the teefes.

 

[Pygmepatl]

WOAH WOAH hold it hold it, the button makes a distinction between those honorably fighting for the prey and actual prey, right?

There's no distinction, they're all prey.

 

[DRGN Juno]

*Presses several buttons at once*

*The room inverts, @Thrashy instantly sobers up, @TR273 shrinks by half and multiplies by 50, @Manchesterite becomes @Spilogale Pygmaea, and a door collapses to reveal an adjacent room full of breakfast burritos. Also, a Wilhelm scream is heard in the distance.*

 

[Arishipshape]

There's no distinction, they're all prey.

Can prey do THIS
*eats steak*

 

[Keefur]

There's no distinction, they're all prey.

Can prey do THIS
*eats steak*

When you're a top predator, EVERYTHING is prey!

 

[Pygmepatl]

Can prey do THIS
*eats steak*

Only the Omnivores and the Predators can do that.

 

[TR273]

*Presses a button. The button shaves the prey asses and spanks them until their shaved butts are bright red*

Me and my 50 clones all jump on a button that promptly shaves you in your entirety, paints you orange and sticks you to the hood of a 1983 Lincoln Town Car.

 

[Arishipshape]

Only the Omnivores and the Predators can do that.

Right. Therefore, I’m exempt from your button induced posterior strikes.

 

[Pygmepatl]

Me and my 50 clones all jump on a button that promptly shaves you in your entirety, paints you orange and sticks you to the hood of a 1983 Lincoln Town Car.

Oh! I see you have taken my tofu sculpture of me. I guess I'll have to make another one.

 

[Keefur]

What does THIS button do? *Randomly presses a new button*

 

[Keefur]

I need to go to the store soon. I'm out of eggs, crackers, and pickle relish.

 

[Arishipshape]

I need to go to the store soon. I'm out of eggs, crackers, and pickle relish.

Just hit the “eggs, crackers, and pickle relish” button.

 

[Pygmepatl]

*Walks as @Manchesterite and presses a button which makes things turn back to normal*

I am now @Spilogale Pygmaea.

 

[Keefur]

I'm also out of milk.

 

[TR273]

What does THIS button do? *Randomly presses a new button*

It plays this...

(See you later )

 

[Keefur]

I do have a new package of cookies. They are even cookies by the England definition. lol

 

[Cosmic-FS]

*presses a button, receives a mouseburger and some cider*

 

[Thrashy]

*is sober*
what a strange feeling! Why am I walking this straight? Why did the world stopped turning?

 

[DRGN Juno]

*is sober*
what a strange feeling! Why am I walking this straight? Why did the world stopped turning?

Here, I can fix that.

*Places a box of "wine" on a button in front of you*

*@Cosmic-FS becomes Thrashy-grade drunk*