Predators and Prey

[Breyo]

*Does some practice shots with the BreyoPuck *

*puts on some armor, since I am no longer a puck*

Ugh, I hate heavy armor... alright, go for it!

dawww *hugs tight* no eatie you!!

ooh, can I play?

That's what all of you preds say. We know better than to believe that oral diarrhea XD

And no! One hockey stick hurts enough, thanks!

*Watches you play with BreyoPuck*

That's really fun!

Hehehe!

Maybe for you guys! I feel like there's so much sliding that my armor is about to catch fire!

 

[Pygmepatl]

Geez! Don't say that kinda stuff and then lunge in for a hug! I almost hit my emergency anti-pred button! Although I guess that @TR273 is sleeping, so it wouldn't do anything...

Awww! You know I was just playing, I would never eat a friend.

*Hugs really tightly*

I doubt that would save you from an Omnivore.

 

[DRGN Juno]

ooh, can I play?

Sure!

*Hands you some skates and a stick*

 

[Breyo]

Awww! You know I was just playing, I would never eat a friend.

*Hugs really tightly*

I doubt that would save you from an Omnivore.

*returns your hug cautiously, and then quickly puts some distance between us*
I guess we'll have to find out when that mythical mouse is back

 

[Pygmepatl]

*Plays hockey with @DRGN Juno, @Ravofox and @BreyoGP*

 

[Pygmepatl]

*returns your hug cautiously, and then quickly puts some distance between us*
I guess we'll have to find out when that mythical mouse is back

Good!

 

[Arix]

Ugh, I hate heavy armor...

...I'm standing right here.

 

[Breyo]

These pred wins can get kinda ridiculous. There has to be more prey pals somewhere...

 

[WXYZ]

Good Afternoon my fellow furry clan members
What tribal sacrifice shall we do today??

The tribal sacrifice of chickens is most appropriate at the moment.

 

[Breyo]

...I'm standing right here.

I just meant that I hate wearing it. I can't rock it like you do, and it just feels so limiting :/

Why protect yourself from damage when you can just run away from danger or dodge it?

 

[Arix]

I just meant that I hate wearing it. I can't rock it like you do, and it just feels so limiting :/

Why protect yourself from damage when you can just run away from danger or dodge it?

Why spend effort dodging when you can just stand there and take it?

 

[WXYZ]

@Arix, I see you have a Telegram account! Do you want to join the PvP Telegram group? Free of charge!

 

[DRGN Juno]

These pred wins can get kinda ridiculous. There has to be more prey pals somewhere...

You're awfully talkative for a puck.

*Slapshots the armoured @BreyoGP, scores*

 

[Arix]

@Arix, I see you have a Telegram account! Do you want to join the PvP Telegram group? Free of charge!

I don't know, I don't use it all that often really and prefer to do so for more personal convos or very small groups.

 

[WXYZ]

I don't know, I don't use it all that often really and prefer to do so for more personal convos or very small groups.

OK, I understand.
*joins the hockey game*

 

[Breyo]

Why spend effort dodging when you can just stand there and take it?

It's also hot, though! And... heavy. And noisy. Heck, how do you even fly in it?!

I guess you make a good point, but even if I would get hit with heavy armor on, I'd still get-

You're awfully talkative for a puck.

*Slapshots the armoured @BreyoGP, scores*

-sent flying...
Ouch... Alright, ref! I'm calling a time-out!

*spits out a chipped piece of one of my incisors*
Good score though! And, hey, you saved me the effort of my daily chewing tomorrow! It'll take awhile for them to regrow

 

[WXYZ]

*hits the puck*
Gooaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllll!

 

[Breyo]

*hits the puck*
Gooaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllll!

*watches silently from the stands as you, @DRGN Juno, @Ravofox, and @Spilogale Pygmaea play hockey with a guinea pig plush as a puck*
Whatever makes you guys happy, I guess
*claps and cheers*

 

[DRGN Juno]

*Checks @Ravofox into the boards*

 

[Arix]

It's also hot, though! And... heavy. And noisy. Heck, how do you even fly in it?!

Heat is good! And it's not so heavy if you're used to it. And...okay it's noisy, but I'm not the sort to care much for stealth.

And of course I can fly in it!

...I never said I could fly fast.

 

[Pygmepatl]

*watches silently from the stands as you, @DRGN Juno, @Ravofox, and @Spilogale Pygmaea play hockey with a guinea pig plush as a puck*
Whatever makes you guys happy, I guess
*claps and cheers*

Oh, but I'm not playing anymore, I'm right behind you, clapping with a big grin on my face.

It was fun to play hockey with you as a puck before we changed you for a Guinea Pig plushie.

 

[Breyo]

Heat is good! And it's not so heavy if you're used to it. And...okay it's noisy, but I'm not the sort to care much for stealth.

And of course I can fly in it!

...I never said I could fly fast.

Hahaha, I guess heavy armor is good for dragons, then! I'll keep that in mind when Christmas rolls around again

I guess you don't need to fly too fast, just faster than the person you're fighting, after all!

Oh, but I'm not playing anymore, I'm right behind you, clapping with a big grin on my face.

Don't tell them that the plush in the rink isn't really me. Maybe they won't notice
*snaps some celery in half and tosses it to you, along with some peanut butter*

 

[Arix]

Hahaha, I guess heavy armor is good for dragons, then! I'll keep that in mind when Christmas rolls around again

I guess you don't need to fly too fast, just faster than the person you're fighting, after all!

Not even. Just need to hit 'em harder and be able to take more. As I like to say - if your enemy can't keep you down, victory is just a matter of time.

 

[WXYZ]

Don't tell them that the plush in the rink isn't really me. Maybe they won't notice

*grabs the puck and shows it to @DRGN Juno*

 

[Pygmepatl]

Don't tell them that the plush in the rink isn't really me. Maybe they won't notice
*snaps some celery in half and tosses it to you, along with some peanut butter*

We changed you for the plushie for your own safety, we are still having a lot of fun!

Thanks!

*Serves you apple cider to go with the celery*