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Predators and Prey

Keefur

aka Cutter Cat
Drawing Naughty Bits - Sung to the tune of Putting on the Ritz open domain
©2020 Keefur

Here's a link. It may not match up exactly with the verses as this song has been covered and reworked many many times.

Furry artists are all blue
Really don't know what to do
How to get those Furs to care
About their art, so debonair.

Trying hard to draw those collars
Getting Furs to spend those dollars
Wasting all their time.
Just to make a thin dime.

If your new
And you don't know how to beak through
It's up to you to use your wits
Draw the naughty bits.

Different Furs are into fetish
Only you can give them their wish
Don't call it quits
Draw the naughty bits.

(chorus
Drawing butts that throw you for a looper
Making all of them look super duper
With a pooper.

Change your view
Just make them into a corkscrew.
Or maybe they can do the splits
Draw the naughty bits.

When they tell you
This is a thing you shouldn't do.
They are just being Hypocrites.
Draw the naughty bits.

When you're rich it's you who can gloat
When you're waving that big banknote.
This acquits
Drawing naught bits.

(Chorus)
When your drawings put them in a stupor
With stickers that cover up the "blooper"
You're a trooper

Draw those pix for Furry fellers
Living in their mother's cellers
They're misfits
Pawing off their bits.
 

Pygmepatl

Spotted Skunk
Drawing Naughty Bits - Sung to the tune of Putting on the Ritz open domain
©2020 Keefur

Here's a link. It may not match up exactly with the verses as this song has been covered and reworked many many times.

Furry artists are all blue
Really don't know what to do
How to get those Furs to care
About their art, so debonair.

Trying hard to draw those collars
Getting Furs to spend those dollars
Wasting all their time.
Just to make a thin dime.

If your new
And you don't know how to beak through
It's up to you to use your wits
Draw the naughty bits.

Different Furs are into fetish
Only you can give them their wish
Don't call it quits
Draw the naughty bits.

(chorus
Drawing butts that throw you for a looper
Making all of them look super duper
With a pooper.

Change your view
Just make them into a corkscrew.
Or maybe they can do the splits
Draw the naughty bits.

When they tell you
This is a thing you shouldn't do.
They are just being Hypocrites.
Draw the naughty bits.

When you're rich it's you who can gloat
When you're waving that big banknote.
This acquits
Drawing naught bits.

(Chorus)
When your drawings put them in a stupor
With stickers that cover up the "blooper"
You're a trooper

Draw those pix for Furry fellers
Living in their mother's cellers
They're misfits
Pawing off their bits.
That was pretty good. It could make for a great parody song. I really liked your version, showing how naughty furries and furry artists can be with art, "Drawing naughty bits". The ending was perfect, it made me laugh, it's naughty, innocent and funny at the same time. You're right in that it still needs a little refining, but I know you can manage and deliver a great song. I loved your parody song.
 

Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
Have to head to sleep here, but I'm reminded that @Ravofox better be good in Australia...or...he could end up like this :p

spank-kids-1024x748.jpg
 

Ravofox

back to Aussie foxying!
Have to head to sleep here, but I'm reminded that @Ravofox better be good in Australia...or...he could end up like this :p

spank-kids-1024x748.jpg

Hehehe!!!!:D Don't worry, I avoid messing with kangaroos for that very reason:p

G'night man!! Dream of watching Ravo and the Rats perform:D

As an Australian I can verify that this is what happens.

Ooh, you're Australian too?! Let's go put some shrimp on the barbie:p:p
 

Ravofox

back to Aussie foxying!

Ravofox

back to Aussie foxying!
I would think he would have been a cheeseburger, since he is kind of cheesy.:rolleyes:

Hey, I'm not cheesy!!! You're the one who makes cheesy sabertooth jokes all the time:p

Drawing Naughty Bits - Sung to the tune of Putting on the Ritz open domain
©2020 Keefur

Here's a link. It may not match up exactly with the verses as this song has been covered and reworked many many times.

Furry artists are all blue
Really don't know what to do
How to get those Furs to care
About their art, so debonair.

Trying hard to draw those collars
Getting Furs to spend those dollars
Wasting all their time.
Just to make a thin dime.

If your new
And you don't know how to beak through
It's up to you to use your wits
Draw the naughty bits.

Different Furs are into fetish
Only you can give them their wish
Don't call it quits
Draw the naughty bits.

(chorus
Drawing butts that throw you for a looper
Making all of them look super duper
With a pooper.

Change your view
Just make them into a corkscrew.
Or maybe they can do the splits
Draw the naughty bits.

When they tell you
This is a thing you shouldn't do.
They are just being Hypocrites.
Draw the naughty bits.

When you're rich it's you who can gloat
When you're waving that big banknote.
This acquits
Drawing naught bits.

(Chorus)
When your drawings put them in a stupor
With stickers that cover up the "blooper"
You're a trooper

Draw those pix for Furry fellers
Living in their mother's cellers
They're misfits
Pawing off their bits.

Hehehe, reall awesome and funny parody, Kee!!!:D:D You sir are a genius !!!!
 
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