Predators and Prey

[Thrashy]

Who needs skates?

-Glides onto the ice-

-Scrabbles claws with an astounding lack of grace-


-Goes sliding by on my back-

It seems like dragons enjoy playing ice hockey

 

[DRGN Juno]

Who needs skates?

-Glides onto the ice-

-Scrabbles claws with an astounding lack of grace-


-Goes sliding by on my back-

*Showboats in Canadian*

 

[Arix]

-Waggles feet helplessly in the air- You guuuuuuys

 

[DRGN Juno]

*Takes one more potshot at @TR273's kitchen window*

*Skates off the ice, ignoring the pleas from the other derg*

And now, bedtime.

 

[WXYZ]

*Showboats in Canadian*

*salutes the national symbols*

 

[TR273]

Excellent work. Now if you'll excuse me...

*Starts taking slapshots at @TR273's house*

Taking photos of my house....
...

Ooooookay.....

Weird but unthreatening....

Of course! This is great!

*Takes slap shots at @TR273's house, breaking all his windows*

*Calls the cops*

 

[Ravofox]

*Showboats in Canadian*

Hehe, really cute!!

*preses button, turning you into a beaver*

It suits you!!

 

[WXYZ]

-Waggles feet helplessly in the air- You guuuuuuys

*helps you up*
Next time, don't forget the skates

 

[DRGN Juno]

Taking photos of my house....
...

Ooooookay.....

Weird but unthreatening....


*Calls the cops*
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No, you're mistaken. Snapshots are taking pictures. Slapshots are launching rubber pucks in the hopes of property damage.

Hehe, really cute!!

*preses button, turning you into a beaver*

It suits you!!

*Sigh*

*Grabs a hockey stick*

GET OVER HERE.

 

[Pygmepatl]

Good night @DRGN Juno!

 

[Arix]

*helps you up*
Next time, don't forget the skates

But it's so hard to find skates that fiiiii-

-Scrabbles wildly and beats wings madly-

 

[Pygmepatl]

*Calls the cops*

*Convinces the cops to leave me with my charm*

 

[WXYZ]

*defrosts the ice quickly*
Maybe I'll start selling skates custom-fit for exotic species.

 

[Ravofox]

No, you're mistaken. Snapshots are taking pictures. Slapshots are launching rubber pucks in the hopes of property damage.



*Sigh*

*Grabs a hockey stick*

GET OVER HERE.

Aaaagh!!!

*scurries away*

 

[WXYZ]

Aaaagh!!!

*scurries away*

*turns you into a bar of Oh Henry*
Yum!

 

[DRGN Juno]

Aaaagh!!!

*scurries away*

*Hooks you with the end of my stick*

HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON, OLD MAN?!?

 

[Ravofox]

*turns you into a bar of Oh Henry*
Yum!

*Hooks you with the end of my stick*

HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON, OLD MAN?!?

Yelp!!
But I didn't turn you into a snack this time!!

*Convinces the cops to leave me with my charm*

Hmmm, I think Carmelita's pretty immune to charm...unless it's sly cooper

 

[Pygmepatl]

Hmmm, I think Carmelita's pretty immune to charm...unless it's sly cooper

Well, I may be the only exception as they let me go.

 

[DRGN Juno]

Yelp!!
But I didn't turn you into a snack this time!!

*Irate hockey beaver noises*

 

[WXYZ]

@TR273, there must be another reason why the skunk was let go...

 

[Ravofox]

Well, I may be the only exception as they let me go.

Ah, good point

*Irate hockey beaver noises*

Come on!!! Beavers are cute

 

[DRGN Juno]

Ah, good point



Come on!!! Beavers are cute

You have much to learn about Canadian wildlife.

*Resumes threatening*

 

[Pygmepatl]

@TR273, there must be another reason why the skunk was let go...

Because skunks are innocent.

 

[Ravofox]

You have much to learn about Canadian wildlife.

*Resumes threatening*

Well, why complain than?
Besides, you're not the one who is a FREAKIN CHOCOLATE BAR right now!!! *glares at @Manchesterite*

Because skunks are innocent.

Yes, that's definitely the answer!!!

 

[TR273]

No, you're mistaken. Snapshots are taking pictures. Slapshots are launching rubber pucks in the hopes of property damage.

snapshot
/ˈsnapʃɒt/

noun

1. 1.
   an informal photograph taken quickly, typically with a small handheld camera.

Checkmate!

(Thanks for the learning )