Predators and Prey

[TR273]

*Finds some watermelon sorbet.*
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[Simo]

But Ravo...foxes now eat melons! Look.....it's their new food.

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[TR273]

Yay, I'm cured!

Now preds, advance of Lesser Mouseland! CHAAAAAARGE!!!!!!

*Fires the rulebook at your army.*
Did I mention there have been some additions made to it? It now weighs eight and three quarter imperial tons, that’s going to make a dent.

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[Simo]

"Melons are the new chicken", for foxes:

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[TR273]

*Balances some peanuts on my nose*
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[Simo]

*balances a watermelon, on my nose*

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[TR273]

*Balances a Pineapple on my head.*
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[Simo]

*balances a fox, on my nose*

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[TR273]

*Balances a peanut on top of a watermelon on top of a Pineapple on top of my head, while balancing on the fox's nose, while his is balancing on @Simo 's nose.*
Ta Da!
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[Simo]

Wow, we could charge the preds to see this!

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[Dat Wolf]

Wow, we could charge the preds to see this!

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*looks over* y’all are a joke! Get lost! *throws tomatoes
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[TR273]

*looks over* y’all are a joke! Get lost! *throws tomatoes
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*Makes a tomato salad.*
Thanks
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[Dat Wolf]

*Makes a tomato salad.*
Thanks
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Get outta here nobody gonna pay y’all *walks back in den and shuts doors*
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[Simo]

@Dat Wolf Have some watermelon like a normal wolf!

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[Dat Wolf]

@Dat Wolf Have some watermelon like a normal wolf!

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*puts paws over ears* ugh.... *cooks up steak*
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[TR273]

*Starts juggling some flaming torches as well.*
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[Dat Wolf]

*looks out* hmph... *sits on couch and watched tv*
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[Simo]

Aw, have some more melon, Mr. Wolf!

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It's tasty!

 

[TR273]

*Bakes another cheesecake, because... why not?*
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[Dat Wolf]

Aw, have some more melon, Mr. Wolf!

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It's tasty!

*looks in fridge* what do I have in here... *gets cold Mac and cheese* these pesky prey... I ain’t no normal wolf
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[TR273]

Cheeeeeeeeeeeese?????????????
*Demolishes an entire block of Edam.*
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[Dat Wolf]

*hears ruckus* oh boy... *starts making more* only time I’m gonna let prey in here I’ll make some more Mac
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[Simo]

*has a glass of Dr. Pepper*

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[Dat Wolf]

*finishes* aye @TR273 u want some of this? *makes 2 plates and 2 glasses of coke* hell @Simo can get in here
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[TR273]

*Somehow absorbs another mug of tea.*
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