Groggy
Hm!
Quick! Storm his trashpile and seize his baguettes!I was surprised at your transformation...thought you were going to turn back into a raccoon again
He's unable to defend them in his current state!

Quick! Storm his trashpile and seize his baguettes!I was surprised at your transformation...thought you were going to turn back into a raccoon again
*steals baguettes*Quick! Storm his trashpile and seize his baguettes!
He's unable to defend them in his current state!
*Opens the trapdoor, dropping you into the spider filled below stage area.**sneaks behind the prey*
*takes one and exits stage left*
*drops a broomstick down the trapdoor**Opens the trapdoor, dropping you into the spider filled below stage area.*
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Just attempted to make spaghetti carbonara for the first time.
I used:
-Wrong spaghetti
-Wrong ham
-Wrong cheese
-Wrong butter
-Wrong pepper (apparently)
-Wrong quantities (totally fudged the weights)
-Wrong utensils (I don't have fancy tongs in my kitchen, I have spoons)
-Wrong heat
-Wrong timeings
-and I was probably breathing the wrong type of air too.
End result:
Something actually tasty.![]()
Just attempted to make spaghetti carbonara for the first time.
I used:
-Wrong spaghetti
-Wrong ham
-Wrong cheese
-Wrong butter
-Wrong pepper (apparently)
-Wrong quantities (totally fudged the weights)
-Wrong utensils (I don't have fancy tongs in my kitchen, I have spoons)
-Wrong heat
-Wrong timeings
-and I was probably breathing the wrong type of air too.
End result:
Something actually tasty.![]()
"IT'S RAAAAAAAAAW!!!!!!!"*sends Gordon Ramsey to corroborate*
*pathetically flops around*Quick! Storm his trashpile and seize his baguettes!
He's unable to defend them in his current state!
What happened indeed?!What happened to the trash panda?
*pets you with a gloved paw*What happened indeed?!
*sad slug noises*
*Slaps Gordon Ramsey**sends Gordon Ramsey to corroborate*
You're not a jerk!Speaking of jerks...*Cutter Cat wanders in*
Gordon Ramsey would disapprove.*eats some beef jerky*
Only if I show up.You're not a jerk!![]()
Gordon Ramsay can kiss my spotty, fresh-scented ass!You're not a jerk!
Are you?
Gordon Ramsey would disapprove.
Especially if the recipe has been in your family for generations.
YEAH!! *noms on some free jerky**Brings out some beef jerky and shares it*
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