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Predators and Prey

Groggy

Hm!
*Opens the trapdoor, dropping you into the spider filled below stage area.*
:p
*drops a broomstick down the trapdoor*
Now slay these abominable creatures if you wish to live!

And remember to clean the mess afterwards. Seriously; if we had any janitors, you wouldn't even be in this predicament to begin with.
 

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
Just attempted to make spaghetti carbonara for the first time.
I used:
-Wrong spaghetti
-Wrong ham
-Wrong cheese
-Wrong butter
-Wrong pepper (apparently)
-Wrong quantities (totally fudged the weights)
-Wrong utensils (I don't have fancy tongs in my kitchen, I have spoons :D)
-Wrong heat
-Wrong timeings
-and I was probably breathing the wrong type of air too.

End result:
Something actually tasty. :)
 

Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
Just attempted to make spaghetti carbonara for the first time.
I used:
-Wrong spaghetti
-Wrong ham
-Wrong cheese
-Wrong butter
-Wrong pepper (apparently)
-Wrong quantities (totally fudged the weights)
-Wrong utensils (I don't have fancy tongs in my kitchen, I have spoons :D)
-Wrong heat
-Wrong timeings
-and I was probably breathing the wrong type of air too.

End result:
Something actually tasty. :)

*sends Gordon Ramsey to corroborate*
 

A Minty cheetah

~C H E E~
Just attempted to make spaghetti carbonara for the first time.
I used:
-Wrong spaghetti
-Wrong ham
-Wrong cheese
-Wrong butter
-Wrong pepper (apparently)
-Wrong quantities (totally fudged the weights)
-Wrong utensils (I don't have fancy tongs in my kitchen, I have spoons :D)
-Wrong heat
-Wrong timeings
-and I was probably breathing the wrong type of air too.

End result:
Something actually tasty. :)
*sends Gordon Ramsey to corroborate*
"IT'S RAAAAAAAAAW!!!!!!!"
- Gordon Ramsay, 2020
 

FlannelFox

dem leggies
*kicks the squid out of a dalek to give to
@Sarachaga as murder scooter mobility scooter*
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ALSO

*sends Gordon Ramsey to corroborate*
*Slaps Gordon Ramsey*
*Because he's not a chef,
He's a jerk*
 

A Minty cheetah

~C H E E~
You're not a jerk! :eek:
Are you?


Gordon Ramsey would disapprove.
Especially if the recipe has been in your family for generations.
Gordon Ramsay can kiss my spotty, fresh-scented ass! :p
 
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