Thrashy
Пу́тин — хуйло́! Слава Україні! FckNzs.
Oh god xD
(That was actually a pretty good one)

Oh god xD
Very nice! Did you use free range devil in them?You have to have deviled eggs with beef jerky.
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*is still traumatized from seing a skunk sandwich**Is still traumatized from seeing packaged Sabertooth meat for eating*
Yes! Fresh Tasmanian!Very nice! Did you use free range devil in them?
I love this!You have to have deviled eggs with beef jerky.
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Mmmmmm, the best!Yes! Fresh Tasmanian!
Exactly, who ordered that? That person deserves to get sprayedWho ordered the skunk sandwich?
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The olive looks like an eye peering out.Who ordered the skunk sandwich?
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The guy who made the sandwich probably was.Exactly, who ordered that? That person deserves to get sprayed^^
Hmm, does that person have long teeth?The guy who made the sandwich probably was.
Just attempted to make spaghetti carbonara for the first time.
I used:
-Wrong spaghetti
-Wrong ham
-Wrong cheese
-Wrong butter
-Wrong pepper (apparently)
-Wrong quantities (totally fudged the weights)
-Wrong utensils (I don't have fancy tongs in my kitchen, I have spoons)
-Wrong heat
-Wrong timeings
-and I was probably breathing the wrong type of air too.
End result:
Something actually tasty.![]()
Me!Who ordered the skunk sandwich?
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Cannibal
Exotic meats have always been my pleasure. Although this time I ordered the sandwich to be of meat substitute.Cannibal![]()
That's a minced skunk!I was looking through the sandwich... eep!
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OH! NOW you tell me!Exotic meats have always been my pleasure. Although this time I ordered the sandwich to be of meat substitute.
I had the correct eggs and one of the cheeses.Doesn't Carbonara have 5 ingredients?
Also, aren't tongs $4?