Predators and Prey

[Thrashy]

My cooking skills are "Pasta with Ketchup and Mayonese" xD

 

[Pygmepatl]

This is the only sandwich that we all need
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I had it once, and it was really good!

#savetheskunks

I approve of this! Avocado is really good!

#eatskunks

 

[Keefur]

That's a minced skunk!

*sprays the evildoer who did that*

@Simo has sprayed me so much... I'm immune.

https://media.gettyimages.com/video...kunk-escapes-by-spraying-video-id1B08378_0019

 

[Simo]

Lean Free Range Sabertooth Steaks are on sale this week at Savings Skunk for just $6.99 a pound. And check out our Valu-Pak Sabertooth Stew meat, at just $4.99/lb.

 

[Thrashy]

#OhHellNoDontEatSkunksGoddammit!!! ^^

 

[Keefur]

OK. I really am going downstairs to fix food now. I'm really, really hungry. I could even eat a skunk sandwich.

 

[Breyo]

My cooking skills are "Pasta with Ketchup and Mayonese" xD

Lol, that's how most of my family is. I can cook if I'm given ingredients, but I'm not one if those people who can whip up something out of the blue and have it taste good. I'm trying to get to that point, though!

I approve of this! Avocado is really good!

#eatskunks

That isn't the message I was trying to spread at all! D:

 

[Thrashy]

@Simo has sprayed me so much... I'm immune.

https://media.gettyimages.com/video...kunk-escapes-by-spraying-video-id1B08378_0019

That doesn't really look immune though

 

[Pygmepatl]

OH! NOW you tell me!

Yes! I love exotic meats!

But this time I had to refrain myself from skunk meat so my skunk friends wouldn't get too traumatized.

 

[Cosmic-FS]

I'm just gonna sit here and enjoy my tasty mouse burger

 

[Keefur]

That doesn't really look immune though

I... ummm... got something in my eye.

And check out our Valu-Pak Sabertooth Stew meat, at just $4.99/lb.

Wait... If I'm the LAST Sabertooth... *Runs*

 

[Keefur]

Be back in a bit, y'all. I really am going to fix food.

 

[TR273]

#givepeasachance

NO! Kathleen! PEAS!!!

*Books Kathleen in to Simo-by-the-Sea to get her ears cleaned out, and possibly a sauna and massage, she does suffer a bit *

 

[Pygmepatl]

Be back in a bit, y'all. I really am going to fix food.

See you later!

 

[Thrashy]

Instead of skunk meat, you should really try Skunk Mead, the newest creation made by Skunk Beverages Inc. (A subcompany of Skunk Beer Inc.) In cooperation with the royal apiculture from queen @Skittles!

 

[Pygmepatl]

*Looks at @Simo and @Thrashy with hungry eyes*

*Eats an Avocado taco and drinks Skunk Mead*

 

[DRGN Juno]

I just tried making a salmon fillet for lunch. Did the skin side for 5 minutes, then flipped it for 5 minutes. Skin side was perfect, top was raw. I never changed the heat.

What do?

 

[TR273]

I just tried making a salmon fillet for lunch. Did the skin side for 5 minutes, then flipped it for 5 minutes. Skin side was perfect, top was raw. I never changed the heat.

What do?

1. Apply heat

2. Apply more heat

3. Apply MOAR heat

4. Throw the ashen remains away and phone for a pizza

 

[Thrashy]

And after the dinner, have a cigar!

(Even after all these years I still can't believe how goddamn good that album is)

 

[FlannelFox]

1. Apply heat

2. Apply more heat

3. Apply MOAR heat

4. Throw the ashen remains away and phone for a pizza

Where's a flamethrower when ya need one?

 

[DRGN Juno]

Where's a flamethrower when ya need one?

Kathleen stole it.

 

[Sarachaga]

*kicks the squid out of a dalek to give to
@Sarachaga as murder scooter mobility scooter*

ALSO


*Slaps Gordon Ramsey*
*Because he's not a chef,
He's a jerk*

DOCTOR! EXTERMINATE! EXERTMINATE!

 

[TR273]

Kathleen stole it.

Liessssssss!

(Kath, you're not doing yourself any favours here.)

 

[Breyo]

I just tried making a salmon fillet for lunch. Did the skin side for 5 minutes, then flipped it for 5 minutes. Skin side was perfect, top was raw. I never changed the heat.

What do?

It's a super late reply, so you probably already trashed it, but when that kinda thing happens, no matter the food, I just try to cook the uncooked side and keep a really careful eye on the side that's already cooked. Sometimes, the food is unsalvageable, but as long as you're careful with it, it should be ok!

Liessssssss!
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(Kath, you're not doing yourself any favours here.)

Ooh! Ooh! Point it into the air and go crazy! It looks neat!
Just don't accidentally commute arson, please!

 

[Thrashy]

Ok, before we have none this evening...

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