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Keefur

aka Cutter Cat
I just put this joke up on the best dad joke thread. I think y'all might like it.

Two Furries were talking about their rich Bear fursuiter friend who was in the hospital.
Furry #1: "What happened?"
Furry #2: "Our fursuiting friend went home very drunk last night and passed out on the living room floor. He now has a concussion, several broken ribs, and a broken arm."
Furry #1: "Falling on the floor hurt him that much?"
Furry #2: "No. He had told the maid to drag all the rugs outside and give them a good beating to get the dirt out. Apparently she walked in and thought he was just another bear skin rug."
Furry #1: "OMG!"
Furry #2 replied, "But on the plus side, his fursuit is really clean now."
 

Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
Why am I the victim of so much torment here???

This is almost as bad as baby shark...!

That's just because we like ya!

Huh, I gotta start working on a Baby Shark 'parody' : Baby Chee.

Though oddly, I really like Baby Shark. I've even watched a whole hour of various Pink Fong Baby Shark videos : ) It's not too often that something this 'mainstream' draws me in, but I'm a tried and true Baby Shark fan.
 

Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
I know @Simo won't say anything, but congratulations to our skunk friend for also reaching the 50,000 likes plateau. *applauds*

Oh, thanks, I noted that, as well.

Also, there's a lot more skunks around, which is nice; for ages and ages, you hardly came across a skunk.
 

A Minty cheetah

~C H E E~
That's just because we like ya!

Huh, I gotta start working on a Baby Shark 'parody' : Baby Chee.

Though oddly, I really like Baby Shark. I've even watched a whole hour of various Pink Fong Baby Shark videos : ) It's not too often that something this 'mainstream' draws me in, but I'm a tried and true Baby Shark fan.
Here's a baby chee for inspiration!

Note: best Twitter account ever - a cheetah picture every hour :D
 

A Minty cheetah

~C H E E~
You know, you're my second favorite cheetah. You would be my first, but you would have to invent something really awesome to beat out Cheetos.
Second favourite??? SECOND????? :eek:

Aw! It's cute how they have 'lil rounded ears....like a skunk : )
All cheets have rounded ears! They're super cute!!!
 
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