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Simo

Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
Ravofox said:
Vulpine Valley Gazette (online)

Ravo Fox, the Mayor of Vulpine Valley, has demanded the release of the mint green cheetah who has apparently been kidnapped and sold into peanut-manufacturing slavery overnight. Many in Vulpine Valley suspect that the abduction of Minty Cheetah was the work of the valley's longstanding rival, Skunk Hollow, although Mayor Fox has played down such accusations, stressing the renowned innocence of skunks in not at all sarcastic terms. "Our skunky neighbours are certainly not ones to ever cause a stink. I'm sure they'll be thrilled to help us return the chee to his home. As skunks say, skunks never lie!" The Mayor was not so conciliatory when it came to the alleged perpetrator, Manchesterite the weasel. "A weasel, stealing?! Who'd have guessed?!" Fox proclaimed to a hail of raucous laughter. "I'm not the least surprised about this particular one; he's stolen my clothes before, it was only a matter of time before he stole a whole fur!"
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Well, I suppose the Chee can be released...and sent to a Peanut Butter appreciation/reeducaion camp, in the UK; perhaps they can even attend one, by special arrangement, at Simo by the Sea : )
 
Ravofox

Ravofox

back to Aussie foxying!
Simo said:
Well, I suppose the Chee can be released...and sent to a Peanut Butter appreciation/reeducaion camp, in the UK; perhaps they can even attend one, by special arrangement, at Simo by the Sea : )
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ok...one ONE condition...

@Manchesterite gets handed over to the custody of Vulpine Valley:p

A Minty cheetah said:
Or folks should be allowed to like and dislike the things that they want to...
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Not when it comes to peanut butter:p
(g'day Minty!!)

FlannelFox said:
Swimming in beer? Bet that's good for the fur!
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wouldn't it smell weird though?:p
 
A Minty cheetah

A Minty cheetah

~C H E E~
Simo said:
Oh...all right...I'll be nice, and cancel the peanut butter camp!

How about a vacation to Clam City, instead : P
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Hmm, let me think about that for a mome-NO!!!!
 
Ravofox

Ravofox

back to Aussie foxying!
Spilogale Pygmaea said:
Not as weird as me.
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that's true!!!:p

Simo said:
Oh...all right...I'll be nice, and cancel the peanut butter camp!

How about a vacation to Clam City, instead : P
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deal!!

Manchesterite said:
*Sends you to Marmite nation*
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*Sends you to Vegemite nation*:p
(I think you can guess what that is)

A Minty cheetah said:
Hi Ravo!
Peanut butter is stinky. The smell makes me gag.
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same with me and tomatoes! *pats chee and gives lovely smelling mint-scented tulips:D*
 
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