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Predators and Prey

Breyo

Professional Nibbler
Who would possibly think to do something so.. mischievous?
Well, obviously not you! Foxes never do anything bad!

If it's opposite day...
I.
*steals some carrots*
*wheeks sadly*
Heck, I would've just gave them to you if you asked :(
Hmm... maybe I should invest in some locks, at least...

Edit: Thanks, @FlannelFox!
When did foxes start being nice?!
 

Breyo

Professional Nibbler
I wanted to test the effectiveness of the crocodile moat
Oh! It's pretty scary, right..? They might just be floaties, but they have an attitude!
*draws angry-looking eyebrows on each crocodile floaty*
You're lucky I just fed them, or you would be chow :p


 

Ravofox

back to Aussie foxying!
Same for the spring Koshien in Japan. Cancelled for the first time since WWII. It's a popular baseball competition where all the players are high schoolers.

The Formula 1 Grand Prix has just been cancelled over here in Melbourne.:( Geez Louise, cheetah city championships will be closed soon if the cheetona virus isn't stopped;)

Well, obviously not you! Foxes never do anything bad!

If it's opposite day...

*wheeks sadly*
Heck, I would've just gave them to you if you asked :(
Hmm... maybe I should invest in some locks, at least...

Edit: Thanks, @FlannelFox!
When did foxes start being nice?!

I knew you knew how innocent foxes are, buddy!!!:D:D *pat pat, snuggle*

*zips @Manchesterite into a rolly-poly, giant, plush raccoon fursuit*



I see you're catching raccoons. I won't bother your important work!
*backs away quietly*
 

Ravofox

back to Aussie foxying!
The Breyo Grand Prix will also be cancelled.

Oh no!!!:eek:
I was saving up for that!!!

First of all *grins at the GIF*
Second, Raccoon Catching is a very delicate affair and must not be disturbed, by law. :p
Third, *dusts off leather wolf suits ready for people to 'try on'*:D

Oh, I promise, I didn't disturb it, officer!
Oooh, nice suits!!!:D
 

Keefur

aka Cutter Cat
Someone suggested a really sick joke. Be in public and say loud enough so some of the people can hear...
"I've had this really nasty cough ever since my trip to China last week."

NO! Don't really do this!
 

KD142000

Leather-clad Lobo
The Breyo Grand Prix will also be cancelled.
Guinea pigs everywhere have been dreaming of that wondrous moment where they spray champagne all over the place whilst rising for the Guinealand national anthem, 'Oh Where, Oh Where, Is Our Prey Backup?'.

Oh, I promise, I didn't disturb it, officer!
Oooh, nice suits!!!:D
Jolly good!
Care to try one on? They're faux leather, so they're suitable for vegans :3

Someone suggested a really sick joke. Be in public and say loud enough so some of the people can hear...
"I've had this really nasty cough ever since my trip to China last week."

NO! Don't really do this!
That joke is against the law in the New Wolf Kingdom. I have had to arrest several rowdy dragons for making that joke, already.
 

Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
*takes temperature*

Huh...looks like I might be coming down with Fox Fever!

...probably all that fox-catching...
 

Ravofox

back to Aussie foxying!
Someone suggested a really sick joke. Be in public and say loud enough so some of the people can hear...
"I've had this really nasty cough ever since my trip to China last week."

NO! Don't really do this!

lol!
Yeah, don't do it XD
Also, don't say "boy, all that toilet paper was real hard to carry":p

*rolls about*
*Dodges just in time*
Now THAT'S a health and safety hazard!

Guinea pigs everywhere have been dreaming of that wondrous moment where they spray champagne all over the place whilst rising for the Guinealand national anthem, 'Oh Where, Oh Where, Is Our Prey Backup?'.


Jolly good!
Care to try one on? They're faux leather, so they're suitable for vegans :3


That joke is against the law in the New Wolf Kingdom. I have had to arrest several rowdy dragons for making that joke, already.

*Wipes tear* such a beautiful rendition of the anthem!
Oooh, i'd love to:D thanks man!! *puts it on* does it come with awoo license?

*takes temperature*

Huh...looks like I might be coming down with Fox Fever!

...probably all that fox-catching...

Not sure if i'm happy or concerned!!! XD
Also, i haven't seen you do much fox catching for a fox catcher:p
 
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