*forces you to walk on the plank of micronanomillicentimeter*What's with these strange weight units?^^

*forces you to walk on the plank of micronanomillicentimeter*What's with these strange weight units?^^
*Escapes thanks to my imperial sized wrists not being compatible with the metric handcuffs.You're under arrest!!!
Those are dumb money names!!
*pawcuffs with real small cuffs due to ya being a mouse*
Hey guys, I've been pretty busy with uni readings and will be tommorow too. So sorry for being absent
(I've definitely not been doing anything nefarious)
I'd take LSD as a payment too*Pays for stuff with L.s.d.*
(That's 'Pounds, Shillings, and pence, from before decimalisation)
*is confused, drunkenly stumbles off the plank**forces you to walk on the plank of micronanomillicentimeter*![]()
*turns the wine into water**is confused, drunkenly stumbles off the plank*
Help, my liver won't survive water!
How dare you!*turns the wine into water*
Oops, wrong Biblical power
*Turns cross upside down.**turns the wine into water*
Oops, wrong Biblical power
*brings down cross to hell*
*people start to appear out of nowhere*
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This is where the party is!*is arguing with Asmodeus.*
*Notices friends in hell*
Wha? What!? What in the 9 circles are you all doing down here?!
If Bob Dylan made it, anyone can. At least that's what I like to say...I don't take coffee, I take tea, my dear
I like my toast done on one side
And you can hear it in my accent when I talk
I'm an Englishman in New York
See me walking down Fifth Avenue
A walking cane here at my side
I take it everywhere I walk
I'm an Englishman in New York
If only I could actually sing, eh?
Don't think you'd say that if you heard me try to singIf Bob Dylan made it, anyone can. At least that's what I like to say...
I mean; amazing songwriter and musician, terrible singer.
I am not sorry, Bob Dylan fans.
Don't think you'd say that if you heard me try to sing![]()
It's just putting feeling to words, anybody who can make noise can sing!My voice is classified as a WMD, the UN has threatened to come round and deactivate it if I attempt to sing again.
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