Predators and Prey

[Simo]

It would take everyone on the thread to stuff me into a car boot.

*starts stuffing*

 

[Pygmepatl]

That spotted skunk @Spilogale Pygmaea is! Huh, I bet he just might have room for a Sabertooth!

I do! And for a striped skunk, and for a fox, and for all the animals!

 

[Pygmepatl]

It would take everyone on the thread to stuff me into a car boot.

We will, eventually.

 

[Keefur]

*starts stuffing*

You couldn't even move me.

 

[Tazmo]

I do! And for a striped skunk, and for a fox, and for all the animals!

everybody rides!

 

[Keefur]

There's an easy way to do this, you know.

 

[Tazmo]

There's an easy way to do this, you know.

Mammoth steak?

 

[Keefur]

Mammoth steak?

You got my attention.

 

[Ravofox]

You got my attention.

Please ignore the @A Minty cheetah stuffed inside there as well

 

[Keefur]

Please ignore the @A Minty cheetah stuffed inside there as well

Quiet! I'm negotiating.

 

[Pygmepatl]

everybody rides!

All the animals will be mine!!!

 

[Simo]

All the animals will be mine!!!

Hmmm...sounds like you might be starting a zoo, or something!

 

[Ravofox]

Hmmm...sounds like you might be starting a zoo, or something!

Indeed!
If that's the case, I may no longer support Pygm's enterprise!

 

[Keefur]

*Takes the steak and squeezes into the car boot. The rear of the car bottoms out immediately*
Poor @A Minty cheetah. I only outweigh him by about a factor of eight.

 

[Pygmepatl]

Hmmm...sounds like you might be starting a zoo, or something!

Maybe. But I have far greater purposes.

 

[Pygmepatl]

Indeed!
If that's the case, I may no longer support Pygm's enterprise!

You will be at my side!

 

[Tazmo]

*Takes the steak and squeezes into the car boot. The rear of the car bottoms out immediately*
Poor @A Minty cheetah. I only outweigh him by about a factor of eight.

*squished raccoon noises*

 

[Keefur]

Funny side story. I had a friend who ran a metal detector shop and raised parrots. One day a guy comes in and asks him if he wants to buy a bird. What kind of bird, my friend asks. The guy says a BIG bird. My friend notices that the guy is covered with scrapes and scratches. "Where is this bird?" my friend asks.
"It's in the car the guy says."
They got out to the car. It's an emu.
Somehow he had managed to stuff it into the back of his station wagon.
The guy had stolen it from the zoo.
My friend turned him in.

 

[Keefur]

*Noms the steak.*

 

[Pygmepatl]

*Takes the steak and squeezes into the car boot. The rear of the car bottoms out immediately*
Poor @A Minty cheetah. I only outweigh him by about a factor of eight.

Yes!

 

[Keefur]

*Farts*
Oh... wow... That's worse than the skunks!

 

[Groggy]

Evening, gentlemen.
May I interest you in some... reset?

 

[Pygmepatl]

*Farts*
Oh... wow... That's worse than the skunks!

Good thing I am not with all of you!

 

[Pygmepatl]

Evening, gentlemen.
May I interest you in some... reset?

*Considers catching you too*

 

[Groggy]

*Considers catching you too*

Joke's on you, I have just arrived and have no idea of what's going on around here!