Predators and Prey

[WXYZ]

Aw, @Tazmo is a sweet, totally 100% Skunk Hollow Certified™ innocent raccoon!

I second this

 

[Ravofox]

Funny side story. I had a friend who ran a metal detector shop and raised parrots. One day a guy comes in and asks him if he wants to buy a bird. What kind of bird, my friend asks. The guy says a BIG bird. My friend notices that the guy is covered with scrapes and scratches. "Where is this bird?" my friend asks.
"It's in the car the guy says."
They got out to the car. It's an emu.
Somehow he had managed to stuff it into the back of his station wagon.
The guy had stolen it from the zoo.
My friend turned him in.

Yikes!!!
good thing you did, almost started the second emu war!!!

You will be at my side!

 

[Ravofox]

I second this

you're the one who started all this!!!!! XD

 

[Pygmepatl]

Joke's on you, I have just arrived and have no idea of what's going on around here!

Joke's on you, for this will make it easier to catch you!

 

[Pygmepatl]

We will be the good guys!!!

 

[Simo]

Joke's on you, I have just arrived and have no idea of what's going on around here!

Greetings, Turtle of the seas!

 

[Groggy]

Joke's on you, for this will make it easier to catch you!

Joke's on you, I have just obtained context for what you're talking about!
...and now I walk away slowly since I cannot run.

 

[Groggy]

Greetings, Turtle of the seas!

Salutations, Lord Skunk of the Lands!

 

[Pygmepatl]

Joke's on you, I have just obtained context for what you're talking about!
...and now I walk away slowly since I cannot run.

*Catches you*

 

[Pygmepatl]

*Catches @Simo*

 

[WXYZ]

*catches @Spilogale Pygmaea*
@Simo ordered me

 

[Groggy]

*Catches you*

As long as I'm given enough chocolate coins, I'll be fine.
...or will I?

 

[Pygmepatl]

*catches @Spilogale Pygmaea*
@Simo ordered me

@Simo the skunk who has been caught by me, you have caught nothing but a plushie.

 

[Pygmepatl]

As long as I'm given enough chocolate coins, I'll be fine.
...or will I?

You will.

 

[Pygmepatl]

*Frees all of you*

Because I have a great heart!

 

[Pygmepatl]

Soon!

 

[Tazmo]

So much catching going on!
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

*does what @A Minty cheetah would do*

hehe

 

[WXYZ]

@Simo the skunk who has been caught by me, you have caught nothing but a plushie.

I see you have been hiding inside a plushie.
*turns you over to @FlannelFox*

 

[Groggy]

You will.

Good, good.

*Frees all of you*

Because I have a great heart!

Already? But I didn't even get any special treatment like in @Simo's zoo...

 

[Pygmepatl]

I see you have been hiding inside a plushie.
*turns you over to @FlannelFox*

*Teleports behind @FlannelFox*

Hehehe!

 

[WXYZ]

*magicks @FlannelFox with a reality warping field*
He will now be safe from all shenanigans

 

[Pygmepatl]

*magicks @FlannelFox with a reality warping field*
He will now be safe from all shenanigans

He will.

 

[WXYZ]

He will.

Indeed.
*touches field, and my hand disappears forever(?)*
Now you try touching it.

 

[Keefur]

Client just came over. brb

 

[Pygmepatl]

Indeed.
*touches field, and my hand disappears forever(?)*
Now you try touching it.

No thank you.