Arnak
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As old as the first high kingAnd you're old and wise?

As old as the first high kingAnd you're old and wise?
You told me that. I don't keep up with nords, it was Tiber Septim, aka Talos, right?As old as the first high king
If I recall correctly, but all mortals seem so similar in appearanceYou told me that. I don't keep up with nords, it was Tiber Septim, aka Talos, right?
I'm getting the same notifications. Too many likes!(why is everyone giving me likes? Y'all are making me blush)
Heck yeah! This is why mosquitos don't bother me at night!You can get more insects if we win.
Glad to see a fellow insectivore.
Oh you're a fast swimmer but still a turtle in essence, right?!Lightning bolts? I did like 6 posts across 10 pages! Or something like that, I dunno.
It's kind of what we do in this thread.(why is everyone giving me likes? Y'all are making me blush)
Jeez ouch, shots fired :CIf I recall correctly, but all mortals seem so similar in appearance
(why is everyone giving me likes? Y'all are making me blush)
Physics aren't the same here- the longer you stay, the wonkier your comment:like ratio is gonna getI'm getting the same notifications. Too many likes!
What does me being an Innocent Predator Spotted Skunk who hunts and eats animals in the most ethical, efficient and methodical way have to do with me being an Honest Innocent Spotted Skunk? Skunks are Omnivores, remember that.If you were an honest skunk, you'd be adding more points than subtracting them! I always saw skunks as prey (usually), as it seems they only eat insects and smaller animals on very rare occasions![]()
Oh my God, I'll try it!!I've been meaning to tryout an experimental shrink potion... For research purposes I swear
*Offers bottle* go ahead, try it outOh my God, I'll try it!!
Do you know much shenanigans a cricket sized fox could get into? :3
I mean, you're lifestyle is your lifestyle, and I'm not judging, but you pop the corpses of prey in your mouth and chew them like... like... gushers or somethingWhat does me being an Innocent Predator Spotted Skunk who hunts and eats animals in the most ethical, efficient and methodical way have to do with me being an Honest Innocent Spotted Skunk? Skunks are Omnivores, remember that.
You gonna eat that?I mean, you're lifestyle is your lifestyle, and I'm not judging, but you pop the corpses of prey in your mouth and chew them like... like... gushers or something
All I ask is that you eat with more respect to the deceased and to the eyes of the living lol
Glk glk glk*Offers bottle* go ahead, try it out
*Snaps fingers and you're now in the palm of my hand* I never said I'd let you run off, little morselGlk glk glk
*Vanishes into the grass with no trace aside from tiny cackling disappearing into the bushes*
*Stares at the tiny fox* its adorable!*Snaps fingers and you're now in the palm of my hand* I never said I'd let you run off, little morsel
Bwah!? What?*Snaps fingers and you're now in the palm of my hand* I never said I'd let you run off, little morsel
*high pitched muffle**Stares at the tiny fox* its adorable!
No, no, you go right ahead. The image of @Spilogale Pygmaea eating has scared away my appetite, even for celery!You gonna eat that?
*Pops you in my mouth before you can*Bwah!? What?
*Runs up your sleeve*
*high pitched muffle*
I'm not adorable! I'm manly af!
Exactly! I'm threatening, like a werewolf!*laughs* you remind me of arnjborn the dark Brotherhood werewolf.