Predators and Prey

[WXYZ]

*calls on 30,000 Western dragons to fight this knight-errant @Arishipshape*
*watches the commotion with my shark GF*

 

[TR273]

*calls on 30,000 Western dragons to fight this knight-errant @Arishipshape*
*watches the commotion with my shark GF*

*Calls on Bard and his magic bow and arrow to deal with the 30,000 dragons.*

*Readies new business venture KFD*

 

[FlannelFox]

*Silently breaks out of prison*

*readies an industrial strength can-opener*

No need!
*Opens the trap door I had secretly installed in @Arishipshape's armor and drops in a couple big pinchy beetles*

 

[WXYZ]

*Readies new business venture KFD*

*pings my beloved dragon @DRGN Juno*

 

[DRGN Juno]

*Calls on Bard and his magic bow and arrow to deal with the 30,000 dragons.*

*Readies new business venture KFD*

*CHOMP*

Mmm...KFM

 

[Pygmepatl]

And this is how @TR273 disappeared from this world.

 

[Pygmepatl]

I'm going to eat crickets.

 

[Arishipshape]

*removes pinching beetle infested armor and runs away nearly indecent*

WHY DOES EVERYONE CONSPIRE AGAINST ME

 

[TR273]

*CHOMP*

Mmm...KFM

*Detonates laxative filled duplicate.*

Why do I have these?
For exactly this sort of situation.

*Goes back to preparing for the big launch of Kentucky Fried Dates!*

 

[WXYZ]

*Goes back to preparing for the big launch of Kentucky Fried Dates!*

 

[WXYZ]

WHY DOES EVERYONE CONSPIRE AGAINST ME

I also conspire against @Simo, @Ravofox, @TR273, @A Minty cheetah, @Spilogale Pygmaea...everyone, really.

 

[TR273]

And this is how @TR273 disappeared from this world.

*Haunts you forever.*

*Starts by hiding your keys under the cushions of your upholstered furniture, and ensures you can never find matching socks.*

 

[DRGN Juno]

*Detonates laxative filled duplicate.*

Why do I have these?
For exactly this sort of situation.

*Goes back to preparing for the big launch of Kentucky Fried Dates!*

*Punches your bard with my non-magical fist*

*Steals your TP and bathroom*

 

[TR273]

 

[FlannelFox]

*Kentucky Fried Dates!*

*Sits up suddenly, a strong drooling pavlovian force in the air*

 

[DRGN Juno]

*Finishes up*

I hope you didn't just clean the place.

*Removes all of @TR273's TP, uses it to "decorate" his house*

 

[Pygmepatl]

*Haunts you forever.*

*Starts by hiding your keys under the cushions of your upholstered furniture, and ensures you can never find matching socks.*

But I don't use keys and don't wear clothes. Then whose house are you haunting?

*Calls the ghostbusters*

 

[TR273]

*Finishes up*

I hope you didn't just clean the place.

*Removes all of @TR273's TP, uses it to "decorate" his house*

*Moves to Sealand.*

 

[DRGN Juno]

*Moves to Sealand.*

Well, that was easy.

*Returns to mauling the bard*

 

[Breyo]

Well, that was easy.

*Returns to mauling the bard*

No! Bad! No mauling on PvP!
*starts nibbling on your wing, mildly annoying you (you don't seem like the ticklish type, so it wouldn't tickle lol)*
Off the bard! Heel, heel!

 

[DRGN Juno]

No! Bad! No mauling on PvP!
*starts nibbling on your wing, mildly annoying you (you don't seem like the ticklish type, so it wouldn't tickle lol)*
Off the bard! Heel, heel!

*Yeets you across the room*

 

[Simo]

@Manchesterite : Do you think you'd wanna help catch spotted skunks, for my new spotted skunk zoo?

I'm gonna put @BreyoGP in charge, I think: he has a lotta experience with them : )

 

[Breyo]

*Yeets you across the room*

*slats face-first into a wall and slides down it*
Ouch...
Well... I tried! Sorry, nameless bard!
*gets up and limps away, rubbing my face*

@Manchesterite : Do you think you'd wanna help catch spotted skunks, for my new spotted skunk zoo?

I'm gonna put @BreyoGP in charge, I think: he has a lotta experience with them : )

I... don't think they're catchable, or even approachable for that matter :/
Maybe somebody else is sneakier than me, because they see me a mile away. I keep popcorning while I try to sneak up on them. I get too excited because I feel all sneaky

@Spilogale Pygmaea is also pretty dang ruthless in nature, so good luck with him lol

 

[WXYZ]

@Manchesterite : Do you think you'd wanna help catch spotted skunks, for my new spotted skunk zoo?

Yes, yes, and yes!!!!!!!
*rubs paws*

 

[FlannelFox]

Maybe somebody else is sneakier than me

*Pops up between @BreyoGP and @Simo with a gleam in my eye*
Did someone say sneaky? :3