Predators and Prey

[FlannelFox]

Amen to that

Also, good luck on your mission, spy!

Aye Sargent!
*Clunks and jankles off into the woods*

 

[FrostHeart]

*Picks a piece of bard robe from my teeth*

Can you say that again? I missed that.

*notices the robes from a bard* good job mate! The only good bard is a dead one, as far as im concerned

 

[Keefur]

What kind of predator would I be if I only "nibbled and gnawed" the prey. Prey that nibbles and gnaws those poor undefended vegetables should be ashamed of themselves.

 

[Arix]

*notices the robes from a bard* good job mate! The only good bard is a dead one, as far as im concerned

Hey now, bards are awesome! Where would heroes like me be without them?

 

[FrostHeart]

Outside of a songbook.

Hey now, bards are awesome! Where would heroes like me be without them?

 

[DRGN Juno]

Hey now, bards are awesome! Where would heroes like me be without them?

With this particular one? Probably dead. You're welcome.

 

[WXYZ]

All hail the bard

 

[Breyo]

*Picks a piece of bard robe from my teeth*

Can you say that again? I missed that.

*walks over to you and shouts what I said earlier right in your ear*
Did you hear me now? I can repeat myself if you need me to

By eating prey, I'm just protecting the poor celery that can't protect itself.

Well every prey has their own garden! I don't see any preds giving birth to any prey! It's much easier to plant a seed and create life that way than to try to birth a whole different species, only to eat them later! Duh

Aye Sargent!
*Clunks and jankles off into the woods*

*salutes you with a nervous smile as you clank noisily away*
Umm... @Simo? I think we might need to set up a rescue mission.
*sigh*
I suppose I'll go get Elias...

 

[Breyo]

What kind of predator would I be if I only "nibbled and gnawed" the prey. Prey that nibbles and gnaws those poor undefended vegetables should be ashamed of themselves.

Yeah, you rude preds would rather maul something and induce as much pain as possible! Tsk tsk tsk!
Plants don't even have pain receptors or a nervous system, so the only reason any prey should feel guilty is if they don't replant the seeds

 

[Arix]

What kind of predator would I be if I only "nibbled and gnawed" the prey. Prey that nibbles and gnaws those poor undefended vegetables should be ashamed of themselves.

This is a damn fine point. We preds at least have the courtesy to attack things that actually have a chance of fighting back. You're the real monsters here.

 

[Breyo]

This is a damn fine point. We preds at least have the courtesy to attack things that actually have a chance of fighting back. You're the real monsters here.

Oh ho ho, you must've never eaten a poisonous plant by accident before! Plants certainly do fight back! Go chew on some tulips, you'll see what I mean

 

[Keefur]

 

[FlannelFox]

This video has really turned me around :')
*Starts digging a tar pit to catch more humane food like sabertooth tigers*

 

[DRGN Juno]

*walks over to you and shouts what I said earlier right in your ear*
Did you hear me now? I can repeat myself if you need me to

Noted.

*Yeets you across the room again*

 

[WXYZ]

*catches a sabertooth*
Here, @FlannelFox!

 

[Keefur]

This video has really turned me around :')
*Starts digging a tar pit to catch more humane food like sabertooth tigers*

Nooooo! Tar pits catch Sabertooth, too!

 

[Keefur]

*catches a sabertooth*
Here, @FlannelFox!

Sabertooths eat tube rats, you know.

 

[Keefur]

Come to think of it, I can't think of many animals a Sabertooth wouldn't eat.

 

[FlannelFox]

*catches a sabertooth*
Here, @FlannelFox!

Gee, than-
WOAH HE'S HEAVY ^^;


...what do I do with this?

 

[FlannelFox]

Sabertooths eat tube rats, you know.

Ferrets?

 

[Keefur]

Gee, than-
WOAH HE'S HEAVY ^^;


...what do I do with this?

Yes ferrets.

*Looks at you and licks his chops*

 

[FlannelFox]

*Looks at you and licks his chops*

*Ferociously nibbles and gnaws*
Cah- Bluh... Eck, hairball..

 

[WXYZ]

Yes ferrets.

*Looks at you and licks his chops*

*chops your licks*
Yum!

 

[Keefur]

*chops your licks*
Yum!

By the way... How do you "toss" a 1400 lb Sabertooth?

 

[WXYZ]

By the way... How do you "toss" a 1400 lb Sabertooth?

I have my methods.

 

[FlannelFox]

By the way... How do you "toss" a 1400 lb Sabertooth?

The same way a 15lb fox catches one I guess?