Predators and Prey

[Sarachaga]

Tis the season in the predator it seems. Not on my watch!

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[Slytherin Umbreon]

*Uncorks my evil.*
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(BTW I don't have a clue what that says)

Oh, that's easy!
-pours alcohol on the problems-
Solved.
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[Jackpot Raccuki]

*inhales*

*exhales*

*inhales*

B o r k .

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[Keefur]

MEAT! I'm too tired to be clever.

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[Sarachaga]

He protec he attac he no eat other animals for snac

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[Jackpot Raccuki]

He protec he attac he no eat other animals for snac

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He protec
He attac
But most importantly
Other preds are his snac

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[Sarachaga]

He protec
He attac
But most importantly
Other preds are his snac

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I can get behind that as long as I'm not snac

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[TR273]

*Turns up, steals all the meat, leaves a single white glove and a bit of paper signed 'Raffles'*
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[Keefur]

I can get behind that as long as I'm not snac

If you help the predators, I'll let you have all my garbage!

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[Ravofox]

I can get behind that as long as I'm not snac

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he protec
he attac
but most importantly
it is the win he lac!

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[Keefur]

Now I want a tuna fish sammich.

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[Jackpot Raccuki]

I can get behind that as long as I'm not snac

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Sure.
I hunt other preds and make them my prey. I only result into the actual prey if theres no preds to eat.
But really, any honey or meat will do me fine to be fair.

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[Scrydan]

Oh hey, those numbers are going up down!

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[Ravofox]

Oh hey, those numbers are going up down!

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*Digs a den, going even lower!*

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[TR273]

Back!

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[Jackpot Raccuki]

Front!

*insert image of someone blowing lava from the "water"hose so when it combines we make cobblestone*

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[Keefur]

We are experts at going low.

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[TR273]

@Sarachaga if you stay on the prey side I'll give you access to the rubbish dump I work at.
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[Ravofox]

@Sarachaga if you join the preds you can have half of all my rubbish!

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[Jackpot Raccuki]

We are experts at going low.

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You may be an expert.
But I am a professional, and professionals have standards.
Be polite, be efficient. And have a plan to kill everyone you meet!

@Sarachaga if you stay on the prey side I'll give you access to the rubbish dump I work at.
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Don't do it, I know a better dump, more trashier than that!
It's called my rift to the trash realm where I dump my trash and raccoons in.

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[Scrydan]

Whoo! Time to push it back!
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[Keefur]

Another predator pack is forming.

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[TR273]

*Continues to fight the good fight.*
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[Scrydan]

Good fight? No, this is a slaughter!

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[TR273]

*Cuts the heads off, and scoops the eyes out....

...of carrots and potatoes, to make a broth.*
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