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Predators and Prey

Breyo

Professional Nibbler
I have much more important plans for myself, which will soon become true.
I'm intrigued... but at the same time, I' not sure I really wanna know lol
That was expensive!! :eek:


Hmm
*Tapes celery to a cheap dollar store drone and bumbles it over to the derg*
Ooh! There's an idea! I hope he buys it :D

Also, I reached 2,000 posts finally! Woohoo!
 

Keefur

aka Cutter Cat
Well, I got some good news today. I have an associate that I work with that has a warehouse and he says he can get a contract for at least 3500 or more paperback books a month. He wants me to do the perfect binding and finishing. That would take the financial load off of me if it comes through. I'll know more by Tuesday.

Congrats @BreyoGP on the 2k posts.
 

Breyo

Professional Nibbler
Don't tell me how to live my life.
All I'm saying is that if you'd eat more fruits and veggies and less knights, maybe you'd be less stoic/grumpy and more giddy! Metal armor can't be fun on it's way out :/
Well, I got some good news today. I have an associate that I work with that has a warehouse and he says he can get a contract for at least 3500 or more paperback books a month. He wants me to do the perfect binding and finishing. That would take the financial load off of me if it comes through. I'll know more by Tuesday.

Congrats @BreyoGP on the 2k posts.
Ooh, nice! I hope you get the gig! I've got my fingers crossed for ya! I'd cross my toes if I could, but... Ooh! I know! I'll cross my eyes too!
Thanks for the congratulations!

*Smirks*

They are all innocent things.
*checks my calendar*
Hey! It isn't opposite day :/
 

Pygmepatl

Spotted Skunk
All I'm saying is that if you'd eat more fruits and veggies and less knights, maybe you'd be less stoic/grumpy and more giddy! Metal armor can't be fun on it's way out :/
I'm sure dragon acid is powerful enough to melt metal.

*checks my calendar*
Hey! It isn't opposite day :/
No it isn't. All my plans are only innocent.
 

Breyo

Professional Nibbler
If it WAS opposite day, wouldn't this be exactly what you would say?
Huh...
...
I guess so! Crap! Now I'm confused D:

I'm sure dragon acid is powerful enough to melt metal.


No it isn't. All my plans are only innocent.
I suppose you're right, but imagine @DRGN Juno's tooth aches! Yeowch!

Sure...
Next, you're probably gonna tell me that skunks don't stink XD

Also, @Manchesterite, I'd like to sign that petition :D
 

DRGN Juno

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA -Sukhoi, 2020
All I'm saying is that if you'd eat more fruits and veggies and less knights, maybe you'd be less stoic/grumpy and more giddy! Metal armor can't be fun on it's way out :/

Of course we eat vegetables as well. What do you think we raid farms for?

We eat peasants, livestock, defences, and crops. Nothing goes to waste.

I'm sure dragon acid is powerful enough to melt metal.


No it isn't. All my plans are only innocent.

I eat steel and poop gold. Check out that math.
 

Breyo

Professional Nibbler
The Ravofox-Simo Mayors' Community Center is in charge of the petition drive.
Next time I see either of them, I'll poke 'em and ask :)
Of course we eat vegetables as well. What do you think we raid farms for?

We eat peasants, livestock, defences, and crops. Nothing goes to waste.



I eat steel and poop gold. Check out that math.
Wait, isn't most of that stuff burnt or destroyed in the process? I haven't tried eating ashes or acidic goop yet, but now I'm wondering if that stuff tastes good...

Is that how dragons get their hoard of gold coins?! It's just really valuable poo?!
 

DRGN Juno

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA -Sukhoi, 2020
Wait, isn't most of that stuff burnt or destroyed in the process? I haven't tried eating ashes or acidic goop yet, but now I'm wondering if that stuff tastes good...
Only if we decide to play with our food.

Is that how dragons get their hoard of gold coins?! It's just really expensive poo?!

Everything you know about the economy is wrong.
 

Breyo

Professional Nibbler
Only if we decide to play with our food.



Everything you know about the economy is wrong.
It seems like everything I know about everything is wrong lol. I'm just happy that when I snuck into your cave, I didn't decide to bite one of those coins to see if they were real or plastic :D
 

Breyo

Professional Nibbler
Don't be ridiculous, we don't live in caves anymore.

It's the 21st century. My gold stash is in the basement.
*glances at my burrow*
Oh! Hehe... right!
I forgot that since you aren't a prey, subtlety isn't needed for your home. My bad! I'm sure it looks wonderful :D
I'm surprised that you even hang onto your gold! I would think that you'd use all the storage you can muster for your wine lol. I sure hope that all the walls, ceiling, and floor are all fireproof/explosive-resistant/invincible XD
 

FlannelFox

dem leggies
*glances at my burrow*
Oh! Hehe... right!
I forgot that since you aren't a prey, subtlety isn't needed for your home. My bad! I'm sure it looks wonderful :D
I'm surprised that you even hang onto your gold! I would think that you'd use all the storage you can muster for your wine lol.
I've been able to build quite the complex with the rubble from @Simo's zoos that @Spilogale Pygmaea keeps destroying.
What looks like a rundown old park from the outside is a actually a five level facility complete with indoor exotic fruit gardens, swimming pool with natural water features, complete library of books on mischief and misdirection, AND a fully fledged tunnel system leading to all locales here and in LPW.
@BreyoGP, if ya ever need to make a speedy escape, a tunnel let's out behind your bookcase!
Front yard is the exhibit, so I can show up for the head count and no one's the wiser!

I sure hope that all the walls, ceiling, and floor are all fireproof/explosive-resistant/invincible XD
Oh yeah, invincible.. nobody gets in or out of there ;3
 

Breyo

Professional Nibbler
I've been able to build quite the complex with the rubble from @Simo's zoos that @Spilogale Pygmaea keeps destroying.
What looks like a rundown old park from the outside is a actually a five level facility complete with indoor exotic fruit gardens, swimming pool with natural water features, complete library of books on mischief and misdirection, AND a fully fledged tunnel system leading to all locales here and in LPW.
@BreyoGP, if ya ever need to make a speedy escape, a tunnel let's out behind your bookcase!
Front yard is the exhibit, so I can show up for the head count and no one's the wiser!


Oh yeah, invincible.. nobody gets in or out of there ;3
Ooh, that sounds nifty! I'll have to visit sometime! I was gonna ask how many destroyed zoos it took, but it's probably too many to count lol. I'll keep that tunnel in mind, too! You can never have too many escape routes or hiding spaces :D

Really? "Nobody"? Dang it!
*scribbles "sneaky wine sipping at @DRGN Juno's house" off of my to-do list*
 

DRGN Juno

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA -Sukhoi, 2020
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