Predators and Prey

[Thrashy]

Good thing @FlannelFox is here to help you.

Ok mixing these messages makes me even more confused...

 

[Pygmepatl]

What? No murder in my tavern!

Don't worry, no murder will happen since @BreyoGP will behave.

 

[Deleted member 132067]

You don't have to rule us, we could just build a shrine and worship you!
Witches are basically deities, right?

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I mean, do whatever you want, I won't stop you in this regard. But usually we worship deities ourselves o

 

[FlannelFox]

Ok mixing these messages makes me even more confused...

No mixed messages! I like to be helpful ^^

 

[FlannelFox]

I mean, do whatever you want, I won't stop you in this regard. But usually we worship deities ourselves o

YES! Hail our grandest and most merciful witch!
*Giddily sets to work on a @ClumsyWitch temple made from destroyed zoo exhibits*

 

[Pygmepatl]

No mixed messages! I like to be helpful ^^

And that's why we love you! You and @Ravofox are the most wholesome foxes there are!

 

[Breyo]

Awh c'mon, you got let's foxes have fun sometimes!
*Picks up the guinea and hugs*

*Puts on metal in the speakeasy and donates all proceeds to the tavern and prey wellness programs*

*wiggles out of the hug and looks at you with a sad frown*
I suppose I'm doing that abandoned farm raid by myself, then

Don't worry, no murder will happen since @BreyoGP will behave.

H-Hey, I'm no murderer! Unless you count plants, but I try my best to save 'em!
Oh, wait, you meant...
*gulps and saunters into the backroom*

 

[Guifrog]

*nomnomnom*
I guess you can say I'm kind of a *casually slurps an afternoon mosquito* murderer but I can't help with these annoyances flying around *slurps another*

 

[FlannelFox]

*wiggles out of the hug and looks at you with a sad frown*
I suppose I'm doing that abandoned farm raid by myself, then

*The sad depressedness sets in*
*I go to bed even though it's only one in the afternoon*

 

[Pygmepatl]

*Attends the Predator Speakeasy with @FlannelFox and drinks Classy Fossa Beer and Bloody Mary's*

 

[Pygmepatl]

*The sad depressedness sets in*
*I go to bed even though it's only one in the afternoon*

Awww!

*Hugs you really tightly and warmly*

You are a good and great fox!

 

[FlannelFox]

*Sits next to @Spilogale Pygmaea drowning my sorrow in a cocktail made mostly of Ben & Jerry's coconut milk ice cream*
Embracing pain means only that pain will embrace you *becomes a puddle*

 

[Pygmepatl]

*Sits next to @Spilogale Pygmaea drowning my sorrow in a cocktail made mostly of Ben & Jerry's coconut milk ice cream*
Embracing pain means only that pain will embrace you *becomes a puddle*

*Hugs you even tighter and shares the drink with you*

Yeah, @BreyoGP can be such a monster. He has hurt me before. But we all still love you, no matter what.

 

[FlannelFox]

*Hugs you even tighter and shares the drink with you*

Yeah, @BreyoGP can be such a monster! He has hurt me before. But we all still love you, no matter what.

You try and try and you just can't make everyone happy *hic*
We divide ourselves in to groups and join alliances that tear us all apart without realizing we all share the same core *hic* values!

 

[Pygmepatl]

You try and try and you just can't make everyone happy *hic*
We divide ourselves in to groups and join alliances that tear us all apart without realizing we all share the same core *hic* values!

That is reality.

Peace will come soon.

We will all live in peace.

 

[Breyo]

*The sad depressedness sets in*
*I go to bed even though it's only one in the afternoon*

*sneaks into your house and leaves your fridge full of spoils from the raid on the abandoned farm*
Hmm, guess I'll leave this here...
*tapes a note to the fridge that says, "Based on your behavior in the pred vs prey game, you'd probably prefer a chicken or something, but I hope you'll settle for some corn. Nibble away that sadness, it works!"*

*Hugs you even tighter and shares the drink with you*

Yeah, @BreyoGP can be such a monster. He has hurt me before. But we all still love you, no matter what.

Hey, don't be a turd! When have I hurt you? XD

 

[FlannelFox]

That is reality.

Peace will come soon.

We will all live in peace.

*Perks*
You're absolutely right! This speakeasy should be a place of peace and unity!

*Gets up and pulls a rope in the corner that drops a staircase leading immediately up into @Thrashy's tavern, effectively combining the two*
I may have built the speakeasy directly below the tavern so I could siphon off skunk beer to rebrand as fossa ale...

*Takes a Bloody Mary up to @BreyoGP*
(Don't worry, it's just tomato juice and celery!)

 

[Furrium]

When the toilet paper runs out in the store and you understand that you can eat but you cannot go to the toilet:

 

[Pygmepatl]

Hey, don't be a turd! When have I hurt you? XD

Ah, you seem to have forgotten. Do you want me to remind you and expose you in front of @FlannelFox? Anyway, it was solved at the end.

 

[Pygmepatl]

*Perks*
You're absolutely right! This speakeasy should be a place of peace and unity!

*Gets up and pulls a rope in the corner that drops a staircase leading immediately up into @Thrashy's tavern, effectively combining the two*
I may have built the speakeasy directly below the tavern so I could siphon off skunk beer to rebrand as fossa ale...

*Takes a Bloody Mary up to @BreyoGP*
(Don't worry, it's just tomato juice and celery!)

True!

Peace and Unity!

That is great! Fascinating.

 

[FlannelFox]

*sneaks into your house and leaves your fridge full of spoils from the raid on the abandoned farm*
Hmm, guess I'll leave this here...
*tapes a note to the fridge that says, "Based on your behavior in the pred vs prey game, you'd probably prefer a chicken or something, but I hope you'll settle for some corn. Nibble away that sadness, it works!"*

*Never has my heart been so warmed by corn*
I never eat prey, I just chase them! It's fox instincts.. guilty pleasure~
All prey are catch and release, and receive headpats and bus fare home if necessary ^^

Edit: ALSO caught and released prey are most likely savvier and less likely to be caught again when it really matters ;3

 

[Rouge166]

I've been summoned?

 

[Keefur]

All prey are catch and release,

I agree, but with the release part, there is a shortage on TP.

 

[Keefur]

 

[Pygmepatl]

I've been summoned?

Yes! You came right in time to celebrate a Predator Victory!