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Predators and Prey

Furrium

Furrium

Hmm
Spilogale Pygmaea said:
Yes! You came right in time to celebrate a Predator Victory!
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Breyo

Breyo

Professional Nibbler
FlannelFox said:
*Perks*
You're absolutely right! This speakeasy should be a place of peace and unity!

*Gets up and pulls a rope in the corner that drops a staircase leading immediately up into @Thrashy's tavern, effectively combining the two*
I may have built the speakeasy directly below the tavern so I could siphon off skunk beer to rebrand as fossa ale...

*Takes a Bloody Mary up to @BreyoGP*
(Don't worry, it's just tomato juice and celery!)
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Thanks, but I'm supposed to be making you happier :D
*adds some carrot juice into the mix and tosses it back to you*
Spilogale Pygmaea said:
Ah, you seem to have forgotten. Do you want me to remind you and expose you in front of @FlannelFox? Anyway, it was solved at the end.
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Please do! I'd be interested to hear all about that occasion myself. Let's see what your imagination can come up with ;)
FlannelFox said:
*Never has my heart been so warmed by corn*
I never eat prey, I just chase them! It's fox instincts.. guilty pleasure~
All prey are catch and release, and receive headpats and bus fare home if necessary ^^

Edit: ALSO caught and released prey are most likely savvier and less likely to be caught again when it really matters ;3
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I guess instincts can be hard to control, so I kinda have to pardon you for that. I have a habit of nibbling new things (as long as they don't appear threatening). It's just how I learn. That catch and release thing is pretty kind too, as long as the prey doesn't have a heart attack in the process lol
 
Thrashy

Thrashy

Пу́тин — хуйло́! Слава Україні! FckNzs.
So I'm absent for an hour and what happens?

Somebody illegally builds a competing bar directly below my Brewery Tavern, and as if that wasn't bad enough, steals MY beer and labels it as some cheap discounter crap? What the hell?

I'm a peaceful, pacifist skunk. I'd never harm anyone. Always served beer to prey AND preds.
But there is one thing I don't care about peace anymore. ONE thing! And that is stealing my beer! :mad:

*tosses a gasmask to @BreyoGP, lifts tail and sprays a full load at the thief fox*
 
Breyo

Breyo

Professional Nibbler
Thrashy said:
So I'm absent for an hour and what happens?

Somebody illegally builds a competing bar directly below my Brewery Tavern, and as if that wasn't bad enough, steals MY beer and labels it as some cheap discounter crap? What the hell?

I'm a peaceful, pacifist skunk. I'd never harm anyone. Always served beer to prey AND preds.
But there is one thing I don't care about peace anymore. ONE thing! And that is stealing my beer! :mad:

*tosses a gasmask to @BreyoGP, lifts tail and sprays a full load at the thief fox*
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*gives a muffled "thank you for the mask!" beneath the gas mask*
 
TR273

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
Thrashy said:
So I'm absent for an hour and what happens?

Somebody illegally builds a competing bar directly below my Brewery Tavern, and as if that wasn't bad enough, steals MY beer and labels it as some cheap discounter crap? What the hell?

I'm a peaceful, pacifist skunk. I'd never harm anyone. Always served beer to prey AND preds.
But there is one thing I don't care about peace anymore. ONE thing! And that is stealing my beer! :mad:

*tosses a gasmask to @BreyoGP, lifts tail and sprays a full load at the thief fox*
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*Walks in wearing full Hazmat suit*
'Mmm.....mumuu...mmmu....mmmm'
*Holds up a sign*
'A glass of your best mead please.'
:)
 
FlannelFox

FlannelFox

dem leggies
BreyoGP said:
Thanks, but I'm supposed to be making you happier :D
*adds some carrot juice into the mix and tosses it back to you*

Please do! I'd be interested to hear all about that occasion myself. Let's see what your imagination can come up with ;)

I guess instincts can be hard to control, so I kinda have to pardon you for that. I have a habit of nibbling new things (as long as they don't appear threatening). It's just how I learn. That catch and release thing is pretty kind too, as long as the prey doesn't have a heart attack in the process lol
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But what will you drink? ;-;

I try not to scare them /that/ much! Think of it like a rollercoaster :3

*Pops some of that corn and gets ready for storytime*

Thrashy said:
So I'm absent for an hour and what happens?

Somebody illegally builds a competing bar directly below my Brewery Tavern, and as if that wasn't bad enough, steals MY beer and labels it as some cheap discounter crap? What the hell?

I'm a peaceful, pacifist skunk. I'd never harm anyone. Always served beer to prey AND preds.
But there is one thing I don't care about peace anymore. ONE thing! And that is stealing my beer! :mad:

*tosses a gasmask to @BreyoGP, lifts tail and sprays a full load at the thief fox*
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An hour? I built this weeks agGAACKKBLAHH *Coughs and gropes around for some of that stuff @Simo makes that makes you like skunk stink*
I combined them in *hackcough* good faith *glack-* that we could be cooperative *choke*
 
Thrashy

Thrashy

Пу́тин — хуйло́! Слава Україні! FckNzs.
BreyoGP said:
*gives a muffled "thank you for the mask!" beneath the gas mask*
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TR273 said:
*Walks in wearing full Hazmat suit*
'Mmm.....mumuu...mmmu....mmmm'
*Holds up a sign*
'A glass of your best mead please.'
:)
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*cleans the bar quickly with Beersoap*

You two can come out of your protective clothes now ^^

*gives TR some mead*

This is gonna be a prey exclusive night.

I'm going to have to drink my anger and disappointment away that these traitorous preds gave me!

*gets obscenely drunk*
Ya know, thrrinking awae fsorrows might nod be right thing to do, b't 't feels so g'd!
 
Thrashy

Thrashy

Пу́тин — хуйло́! Слава Україні! FckNzs.
FlannelFox said:
*Lies on the floor twitching, waiting for the Muskazolam™ to kick in*
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The (almost) only reason where I spray is when someone steals my beer.

I'm sorry you had to learn that the hard way :D
 
Breyo

Breyo

Professional Nibbler
FlannelFox said:
But what will you drink? ;-;

I try not to scare them /that/ much! Think of it like a rollercoaster :3

*Pops some of that corn and gets ready for storytime*
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Eh, don't worry about it. I'm not too thirsty anyhow :)

*scribbles down an idea for a pred vs prey amusement park*

*popcorns when each kernel of corn pops, waiting for the story, too*
Thrashy said:
*cleans the bar quickly with Beersoap*

You two can come out of your protective clothes now ^^

*gives TR some mead*

This is gonna be a prey exclusive night.

I'm going to have to drink my anger and disappointment away that these traitorous preds gave me!

*gets obscenely drunk*
Ya know, thrrinking awae fsorrows might nod be right thing to do, b't 't feels so g'd!
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*takes off the gas mask and drenches myself in beer shampoo and water*
Wowzers! I actually understood your drunken language :D
 
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