Pygmepatl
Spotted Skunk
Yay! Ants!We are vewwy vewwy fwendly ^W^
*so many ants in my place right now*
*mercilessly slurps as many as I can*
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Yay! Ants!We are vewwy vewwy fwendly ^W^
*so many ants in my place right now*
*mercilessly slurps as many as I can*
I heard!And...hey... he just said he would swallow prey whole! Did anyone else hear that?! Hello?!
What..? Oh! Yeah, we're just used to it. @Spilogale Pygmaea also likes to eat "prey hearts", but we all know that they're just raspberriesAnd...hey... he just said he would swallow prey whole! Did anyone else hear that?! Hello?!
And I stopped the fire.heard!
I also might have 'accidentally' set his high rise on fire.
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That's about all you need to know about predators.*so many ants in my place right now*
*mercilessly slurps as many as I can*
See? I am a good innocent Predator.What..? Oh! Yeah, we're just used to it. @Spilogale Pygmaea also likes to eat "prey hearts", but we all know that they're just raspberries![]()
And the police catch you at the scene of the crime.And I stopped the fire.
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Ah, see? He was only pretending to be a predator all along!What..? Oh! Yeah, we're just used to it. @Spilogale Pygmaea also likes to eat "prey hearts", but we all know that they're just raspberries
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He called you a friend.
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*Drinks an Antshake with raspberries*And the police catch you at the scene of the crime.
*Returns to my mountain stronghold, sits In front of a roaring fire and had a glass of wine.*
'Just as planned.'
I heard!
I also might have 'accidentally' set his high rise on fire.
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You have still been inconvenienced!*Drinks an Antshake with raspberries*
And they let me free after I told them the truth.
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That's about all you need to know about predators.
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How so? I am here, relaxing and drinking my drinks.You have still been inconvenienced!
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Ok so maybe 5 minutes of chatting to the police isn't really that much of an inconvenience but....How so? I am here, relaxing and drinking my drinks.
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Okay!Ok so maybe t minutes of chatting to the police isn't really that much of an inconvenience but....
...Just let me have this!
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Isn't @Cosmic-FS a judge?The prey are so judgmental.
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He is a judge of justice.Isn't @Cosmic-FS a judge?
So isn't that a bit like the pot calling the kettle black?
Oh well, excuse me, I'm sure! It's easy to speak when it won't be your tiny claws skittering across the landscape! :/The prey are so judgmental.
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*burps* What do you mean? Those walking spot things were getting annoying.. and it's annoying how nice they taste!That's about all you need to know about predators.
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You're right. And I sentence you to 20 years hard labor in the mayonnaise mines for setting fire to my High RiseIsn't @Cosmic-FS a judge?
But I'm eating raspberries.Oh well, excuse me, I'm sure! It's easy to speak when it won't be your tiny claws skittering across the landscape! :/