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Predators and Prey

KD142000

KD142000

Leather-clad Lobo
KawaiiPersona said:
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Name it buddy.
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'Tim'.
Sally forth and be wasteful of jet fuel.
 
TR273

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
I found this interesting little story by Hughie Green about the PBY.

He was serving in the RCAF as a shuttle pilot when he was seconded to the USAF to help some russian pilots fly some lend lease PBY's (that they had been training with) back home.
Naturally he and his fellow RCAF pilots asked the Americans how the Russian's training was going.
'You'll need a drink mate!' was the worrying response.
There was also a language barrier, the RCAF people spoke no russian and the Russians spoke no English. The government did give them a phrase book but instead of useful phrases like 'Check the fuel, watch you're airspeed' and 'Holy c**p we're going to hit a mountain!' it had such jems as 'Is your mother well?' How is your father?' and 'Can I date your sister?'
The PBY's (eventually) took off and the Russians insisted on flying in tight formation in the middle of a storm (to quote here 'One minute you could shake hands with the crew of the next bomber, the next you needed a telescope to see them.')
Eventually then ungainly group made it to their first rest stop and as protocol dictated the leader (a colonel) landed first with the captain (Hughie Green's pilot) landing after, and RIGHT BEHIND him.
Sensing this would not end well Hughie managed to shove the Russian co-pilot out of his seat and was now sitting at the controls, ready to intervene if necessary.
The Colonel landed, and Hughie's PBY came in next, the Russian at the controls cut power too soon and too high, the aircraft dropped like a stone, hit the water going too fast and bounced back into the air, OVER the Colonel's aircraft.
Realising disaster was only seconds away Hughie did the only thing he could, rammed the throttles fully open and the PBY staggered over the other one, splashing down in front of it. Protocol may have been broken but nothing else had!
Afterwards the admiral in charge of the harbour bought Hughie a drink and commented.
'You know Green, I've been around flying boats for 20 years, and that's the first time I've seen one playing leap frog.'
 
Ringo the Wolf

Ringo the Wolf

A lone wolf.
TR273 said:
I found this interesting little story by Hughie Green about the PBY.

He was serving in the RCAF as a shuttle pilot when he was seconded to the USAF to help some russian pilots fly some lend lease PBY's (that they had been training with) back home.
Naturally he and his fellow RCAF pilots asked the Americans how the Russian's training was going.
'You'll need a drink mate!' was the worrying response.
There was also a language barrier, the RCAF people spoke no russian and the Russians spoke no English. The government did give them a phrase book but instead of useful phrases like 'Check the fuel, watch you're airspeed' and 'Holy c**p we're going to hit a mountain!' it had such jems as 'Is your mother well?' How is your father?' and 'Can I date your sister?'
The PBY's (eventually) took off and the Russians insisted on flying in tight formation in the middle of a storm (to quote here 'One minute you could shake hands with the crew of the next bomber, the next you needed a telescope to see them.')
Eventually then ungainly group made it to their first rest stop and as protocol dictated the leader (a colonel) landed first with the captain (Hughie Green's pilot) landing after, and RIGHT BEHIND him.
Sensing this would not end well Hughie managed to shove the Russian co-pilot out of his seat and was now sitting at the controls, ready to intervene if necessary.
The Colonel landed, and Hughie's PBY came in next, the Russian at the controls cut power too soon and too high, the aircraft dropped like a stone, hit the water going too fast and bounced back into the air, OVER the Colonel's aircraft.
Realising disaster was only seconds away Hughie did the only thing he could, rammed the throttles fully open and the PBY staggered over the other one, splashing down in front of it. Protocol may have been broken but nothing else had!
Afterwards the admiral in charge of the harbour bought Hughie a drink and commented.
'You know Green, I've been around flying boats for 20 years, and that's the first time I've seen one playing leap frog.'
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Yeah btw Soviets has PBY's, but the variant A with gears for landing on airfields.
 
KD142000

KD142000

Leather-clad Lobo
Thrashy said:
This is our secret project, you'll see! :D
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I knew the Swiss were up to something...
Wasting kerosene to prompt the world to switch to renewable energy sources for air travel!!!
And then the only provider of this travel...SwissAir!!!
Thrashy said:
Good night :)

And don't forget:
Stay leather rebel! :)
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Oh no! I'm not going to bed :3
Twas a reference!
But I sure will :p

DRGN Juno said:
<Redacted>. 15.5/10
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That's better :3
 
Thrashy

Thrashy

Пу́тин — хуйло́! Слава Україні! FckNzs.
FlannelFox said:
You really gotta ask if a fox needs spanks?
Foxes needs spanks like planes in memes need 5 stories and 20 engines (apparently)
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Well... Ok :D

*starts with a playful warming up, using a wooden spoon. Then bends you over his knees, giving a few good smacks with his hand. Tries to be louder than a metal drummer ^^
Then puts you on your feet again, does some relaxing baps using his skunk tail. Gets thirsty, drinks a bottle of beer and smacks the empty one at your butt. Then for the finale, takes a skunk-coloured paddle, bends you over again and spanks hard until that paddle breaks* :p
This might have been the weirdest thing I've ever wrote here xD

*gives a glass of mead after that, as offered* ^^
 
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