Well... Ok
*starts with a playful warming up, using a wooden spoon. Then bends you over his knees, giving a few good smacks with his hand. Tries to be louder than a metal drummer ^^
Then puts you on your feet again, does some relaxing baps using his skunk tail. Gets thirsty, drinks a bottle of beer and smacks the empty one at your butt. Then for the finale, takes a skunk-coloured paddle, bends you over again and spanks hard until that paddle breaks*
This might have been the weirdest thing I've ever wrote here xD
*gives a glass of mead after that, as offered* ^^