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Predators and Prey

Thrashy

Пу́тин — хуйло́! Слава Україні! FckNzs.

Pygmepatl

Spotted Skunk
Well... Ok :D

*starts with a playful warming up, using a wooden spoon. Then bends you over his knees, giving a few good smacks with his hand. Tries to be louder than a metal drummer ^^
Then puts you on your feet again, does some relaxing baps using his skunk tail. Gets thirsty, drinks a bottle of beer and smacks the empty one at your butt. Then for the finale, takes a skunk-coloured paddle, bends you over again and spanks hard until that paddle breaks* :p
This might have been the weirdest thing I've ever wrote here xD

*gives a glass of mead after that, as offered* ^^
Just tell me of the things between me and @Tazmo.
 

Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
I'm late, once again, it seems!
Sorry I missed the two calls for assistance from @Spilogale Pygmaea
I do hope we won?

Oh, you came just in time, to watch the Prey bask in what might be their best won victory EVER!

Reminds me of that MLP tune, "And may the best pet win!" :p

 

Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer

FlannelFox

dem leggies
Well... Ok :D

*starts with a playful warming up, using a wooden spoon. Then bends you over his knees, giving a few good smacks with his hand. Tries to be louder than a metal drummer ^^
Then puts you on your feet again, does some relaxing baps using his skunk tail. Gets thirsty, drinks a bottle of beer and smacks the empty one at your butt. Then for the finale, takes a skunk-coloured paddle, bends you over again and spanks hard until that paddle breaks* :p
This might have been the weirdest thing I've ever wrote here xD

*gives a glass of mead after that, as offered* ^^
*Can't even finish the mead before going into a happy fox coma*
Very descriptive :3
 

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
The first modern battleship was H.M.S. Dreadnought
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It quite literally made every other 'Battleship' of it's era obsolete overnight. It was so innovative for its time that it's name lives on in both the modern H.M.S. Dreadnought (An attack sub) and as the nickname for the largest capital ships 'Dreadnoughts'.
 
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Ringo the Wolf

A lone wolf.
The first modern battleship was H.M.S. Dreadnought
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It quite literally made every other 'Battleship' of it's era obsolete overnight. It was so innovative for its time that it's name lives on in both the modern H.M.S. Dreadnought (An attack sub) and as the nickname for the largest capital ships 'Dreadnaughts'.
*laughs in history*
 
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