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Predators and Prey

Simo

Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
Wow, page # 3,004, post # 75,102.

My first post was one page #1, post #21...and, as of all things...A predator!

Though I have seen the light, and given myself over to the way of The Prey.
 
Simo

Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
Spilogale Pygmaea said:
You still haven't seen the light, the real light is on The Predators.

A shame you got lost.
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Naw! I used to be a drooling, slobbering, crazed, vicious, depraved predator...then, I saw the light!

I fell to my knees in the melon patch, and the Sacred Watermelon spoke to me, saying,

"Simo! Skunk of toil and travails! Show the Predators that they, too, can be washed clean by the juice of the melon, made pure by the crunch of the celery, redeemed by the Radish. Spread the peaceful juiciness of my message to the world, for it is as sweet and refreshing as a melon, after a long day's labor in the fields."

And Simo went forth, and spread the Word of The Prey.
 
KD142000

KD142000

Leather-clad Lobo
Simo said:
Naw! I used to be a drooling, slobbering, crazed, vicious, depraved predator...then, I saw the light!

I fell to my knees in the melon patch, and the Sacred Watermelon spoke to me, saying,

"Simo! Skunk of toil and travails! Show the Predators that they, too, can be washed clean by the juice of the melon, made pure by the crunch of the celery, redeemed by the Radish. Spread the peaceful juiciness of my message to the world, for it is as sweet and refreshing as a melon, after a long day's labor in the fields."

And Simo went forth, and spread the Word of The Prey.
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I won't argue on the 'depraved'...

I love a good melon, though.
 
FlannelFox

FlannelFox

dem leggies
Simo said:
Show the Predators that they, too, can be washed clean by the juice of the melon, made pure by the crunch of the celery, redeemed by the Radish. Spread the peaceful juiciness of my message to the world, for it is as sweet and refreshing as a melon, after a long day's labor in the fields."
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Can a critter not love both the thrill of the chase and the crunch of the celery?
;-;
 
Thrashy

Thrashy

Пу́тин — хуйло́! Слава Україні! FckNzs.
Simo said:
Naw! I used to be a drooling, slobbering, crazed, vicious, depraved predator...then, I saw the light!

I fell to my knees in the melon patch, and the Sacred Watermelon spoke to me, saying,

"Simo! Skunk of toil and travails! Show the Predators that they, too, can be washed clean by the juice of the melon, made pure by the crunch of the celery, redeemed by the Radish. Spread the peaceful juiciness of my message to the world, for it is as sweet and refreshing as a melon, after a long day's labor in the fields."

And Simo went forth, and spread the Word of The Prey.
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We all make mistakes when we're young.
It's good to have you on our side :)
*hugs*

Manchesterite said:
I have been half-healed...spank me more! :rolleyes:
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*does the same procedure as he did to @FlannelFox* xD
 
KD142000

KD142000

Leather-clad Lobo
Manchesterite said:
I have been half-healed...spank me more! :rolleyes:
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He must channel the power of the melon lord to cure us all...
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