Predators and Prey

[FlannelFox]

*Celebrates the Predator Victory with all of you*

*Looks around nervously*
*Pushes the plunger*

*CRACKBOOM*

*When the earth stops rumbling I throw open a trap door a hundred yards from Thrashy's Tavern*
Excuse the mess, but the PredWin Speakeasy is open and stocked with 2 years worth of legitimately acquired Skunkbeer!

 

[WXYZ]

You're welcome to feast and take refuge anytime!
Most preds would never dare enter such a structure! >:3

*enters*
My diet is flexible

 

[FrostHeart]

Skunk beer! *buys half a gallon and chugs it* mmmmmm... *hic*

 

[Simo]

Attention, delinquent Predators!

The bank just called...

...they're canceling all your predit cards

 

[WXYZ]

Attention, delinquent Predators!

The bank just called...

...they're canceling all your predit cards

At least I have my Preymericard.

 

[Pygmepatl]

*Looks around nervously*
*Pushes the plunger*

*CRACKBOOM*

*When the earth stops rumbling I throw open a trap door a hundred yards from Thrashy's Tavern*
Excuse the mess, but the PredWin Speakeasy is open and stocked with 2 years worth of legitimately acquired Skunkbeer!

GREAT!!!

*Drinks Skunk Beer With The Predators*

 

[FrostHeart]

Attention, delinquent Predators!

The bank just called...

...they're canceling all your predit cards

Good thing i use cash... *hand is suddenly covered in ink from her cash* a dieback?!

 

[Guifrog]

Skunk beer! *buys half a gallon and chugs it* mmmmmm... *hic*

HEY LOOK A T-REX BEHIND YOU DDD: Try dancing samba with him so he'll disappear and become a wall again

I wub messing up some drunk peeps' brains xd.

 

[Breyo]

You're welcome to feast and take refuge anytime!
Most preds would never dare enter such a structure! >:3

Thanks, will do! We'll nip away at the inside of it until it either collapses on our heads or rots

 

[Pygmepatl]

Attention, delinquent Predators!

The bank just called...

...they're canceling all your predit cards

Good thing I can solve these legal matters!

The bank called to restore the cards.

 

[FrostHeart]

HEY LOOK A T-REX BEHIND YOU DDD: Try dancing samba with him so he'll disappear and become a wall again

I wub messing up some drunk peeps' brains xd.

*she pulls out a revolver and shoots the wall* DIE YOU PREHISTORIC BEAST!

 

[WXYZ]

*reenacts the OK Corral*

 

[FlannelFox]

Attention, delinquent Predators!

The bank just called...

...they're canceling all your predit cards

*Hides from the foxcatcher*

 

[WXYZ]

*Hides from the foxcatcher*

*catches the catcher*
Wait, is the skunk striped or spotted?

 

[Pygmepatl]

*Hides from the foxcatcher*

No need to fear. The Fox Catcher has become a joke for not catching me.

 

[FrostHeart]

*she puts her revolver away after blasting a few holes in the wall* You *hic* yes think I win against da teeerex?

 

[DRGN Juno]

You're welcome to feast and take refuge anytime!
Most preds would never dare enter such a structure! >:3

You notice a sudden flurry of squawking, before the roof of your fortress suddenly begins to cave in dramatic fashion.

Your fortress is assaulted by budgies.

 

[Simo]

No need to fear. The Fox Catcher has become a joke for not catching me.

But you're a skunk...not a spotted fox!

I have put @Manchesterite and @Thrashy in charge of catching you, and I have full faith and confidence that they will get the job done.

My paws must be free for catching foxes!

 

[Guifrog]

*she puts her revolver away after blasting a few holes in the wall* You *hic* yes think I win against da teeerex?

Yep, you kill'd the teerex! Now come with me as we go get some bricks and wet cement to, uh... bury 'em "^w^

 

[Pygmepatl]

But you're a skunk...not a spotted fox!

I have put @Manchesterite and @Thrashy in charge of catching you, and I have full faith and confidence that they will get the job done.

They have failed you miserably.

My friend @Thrashy would never do anything to me.

I thought you were going to try to catch me.

 

[FrostHeart]

Yep, you kill'd the teerex! Now come with me as we go get some bricks and wet cement to, uh... bury 'em "^w^

Yay. *she takes on step and falls over, passed oit*

 

[WXYZ]

Ah, so it was spotted.
*chases with full force of the law*

 

[Pygmepatl]

*she puts her revolver away after blasting a few holes in the wall* You *hic* yes think I win against da teeerex?

Yes! You can!

 

[Simo]

They have failed you miserably.

My friend @Thrashy would never do anything to me.

I thought you were going to try to catch me.

Don't worry! Of course I still plan to catch you!

After all, no zoo is complete, without a spotted skunk.

 

[Pygmepatl]

Ah, so it was spotted.
*chases with full force of the law*

*The law recognizes the innocence of the Spotted Skunk*