Predators and Prey

[Pygmepatl]

*Also hits a button, dumping a few gallons of honey on the pair of you followed by a ton of styrofoam peanuts.*

*Calls for my army of bees and ants, who eat all the sweet honey and give us a jar of the honey*

 

[metatherat]

*Also hits a button, dumping a few gallons of honey on the pair of you followed by a ton of styrofoam peanuts.*

Whew. Good thing I only laughed under my breath...

 

[Pygmepatl]

*Considers directing my army of bees and ants towards you*

But I am good, so I will not do that.

 

[metatherat]

*Considers directing my army of bees and ants towards you*

But I am good, so I will not do that.

Yesyes. Be a good skunk. We're all good here. Did you drink that soda I gave you, yet? *whistles innocently*

 

[Pygmepatl]

Yesyes. Be a good skunk. We're all good here. Did you drink that soda I gave you, yet? *whistles innocently*

Sure!

*Burps out a rat bone*

I shared the soda with some rats and they are now in a cozy and warm place sleeping peacefully.

 

[metatherat]

Sure!

*Burps out a rat bone*

I shared the soda with some rats and they are now in a cozy and warm place sleeping peacefully.

*stares at rat bone*

Ehheheh. Well. Yeeess... no hard feelings... :O

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[FrostHeart]

*Calls for my army of bees and ants, who eat all the sweet honey and give us a jar of the honey*

BEES! *cowers in fear*

 

[Pygmepatl]

*stares at rat bone*

Ehheheh. Well. Yeeess... no hard feelings... :O

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Good!

*Hugs you tightly*

BEES! *cowers in fear*

Do not worry, my bees will not attack you because you are good and innocent.

My bees produce the best honey!

*Gives you a jar of their delicious sweet honey*

 

[FrostHeart]

Good!

*Hugs you tightly*


Do not worry, my bees will not attack you because you are good and innocent.

My bees produce the best honey!

*Gives you a jar of their delicious sweet honey*

*she eats the honey* mmmm.... *still shaken by the sight if the bee swarm* my ONLY fear, are bees...

 

[metatherat]

Good!

*Hugs you tightly*

*Hugs back in terror*

Yesyesyes. Friends, friends. We're all friends here.
eeeeeeeeeeeeee, eeeeee

 

[hologrammaton]

Do not worry, my bees will not attack you because you are good and innocent.

My bees produce the best honey!

*Gives you a jar of their delicious sweet honey*

good and cool Bs
they do no stengs
only gift of enslaved insect spittle
with NO VEGETAL
magnanimous_generosity
.wav

—an haiku​

 

[Pygmepatl]

*she eats the honey* mmmm.... *still shaken by the sight if the bee swarm* my ONLY fear, are bees...

My bees are good and innocent!

good and cool Bs
they do no stengs
only gift of enslaved insect spittle
with NO VEGETAL
magnanimous_generosity
.wav

—an haiku​

Beautiful!

Although my bees are free.

 

[hologrammaton]

My bees are good and innocent!


Beautiful!

Although my bees are free.

that means they are a good deal because they are

freebies

i'm so very, very sorry

 

[Thrashy]

This is really interesting, I like this

The whole album is a masterpiece

See you later!

*Gives your butt a goodbye spank*

*activates a button, making the door hit him on the way out*

I just can't walk out of my tavern without my butt AND tails getting hurt, can't I?

See you.


*Also hits a button, dumping a few gallons of honey on the pair of you followed by a ton of styrofoam peanuts.*
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Thanks. At least one is on my side!

 

[Thrashy]

*is back, sits in a bucket of ice water in hope of getting rid of the pain in his butt and tail*

 

[FrostHeart]

The whole album is a masterpiece



I just can't walk out of my tavern without my butt AND tails getting hurt, can't I?

Thanks. At least one is on my side!

Welcome back... =3

 

[Pygmepatl]

The whole album is a masterpiece

Your butt as well!

*Gives your butt a welcome spank*

 

[Thrashy]

Your butt as well!

*Gives your butt a welcome spank*

Ouuwwwww! Goddamnit, what is wrong today with people?

 

[FrostHeart]

Ouuwwwww! Goddamnit, what is wrong today with people?

Well, I'M sorry, if that's a consolation. *hands him a pillow and an ice pack*

 

[Pygmepatl]

Ouuwwwww! Goddamnit, what is wrong today with people?

This is for the way you have been treating all my friends, so you deserve all those spanks and spankings.

 

[Pygmepatl]

But for now, I will share a beer with @Thrashy.

 

[Thrashy]

This is for the way you have been treating all my friends, so you deserve all those spanks and spankings.

I've been asked to spank foxes!
*turns around offended and walks away*
Hrmpf!

 

[Thrashy]

But for now, I will share a beer with @Thrashy.

Nope, not falling for that cheap bribe!

*walks to his brewery, draws a fresh beer*

 

[Ravofox]

I've been asked to spank foxes!
*turns around offended and walks away*
Hrmpf!

*ties a fox to your tail*

 

[Pygmepatl]

I've been asked to spank foxes!
*turns around offended and walks away*
Hrmpf!

And this is why I will spank you forever!

Nope, not falling for that cheap bribe!

*walks to his brewery, draws a fresh beer*

You have fallen many times.

*Tosses the can of beer filled with water at your butt*

*ties a fox to your tail*

*Puts him a mask*