Predators and Prey
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TR273
Pirate Fox Mom
Pygmepatl
Spotted Skunk
Thrashy
Пу́тин — хуйло́! Слава Україні! FckNzs.
What a day! My tail had to endure:*ties a fox to your tail*
- getting several leads tied on
- getting a bottle of beer tied on
- getting cement put on
- getting caught in the door
- getting a fox tied on
- getting a beehive tied on
- getting threatened of getting his tail cut off
And getting his butt spanked and stinged by bees several times.
Guys! What the hell?
(At least @FlannelFox hugged my tail today. So this day wasn't a complete waste)
*gives the tied-on fox some beer*
I mean I have no idea what else to do with him!
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FrostHeart
Guest
*hugs* dont be big baby. Punch me back as hard as yew can. :3What a day! My tail had to endure:
- getting several leads tied on
- getting a bottle of beer tied on
- getting cement put on
- getting caught in the door
- getting a fox tied on
- getting a beehive tied on
And getting his butt spanked and stinged by bees several times.
Guys! What the hell?
(At least @FlannelFox hugged my tail today. So this day wasn't a complete waste)
*gives the tied-on fox some beer*
I mean I have no idea what else to do with him!
*sits in a corner(wait, that hurts too much) stands in a corner and starts crying*
TR273
Pirate Fox Mom
*Contracts Hit-Sally (?) to wreck vengence upon your foes.*What a day! My tail had to endure:
- getting several leads tied on
- getting a bottle of beer tied on
- getting cement put on
- getting caught in the door
- getting a fox tied on
- getting a beehive tied on
And getting his butt spanked and stinged by bees several times.
Guys! What the hell?
(At least @FlannelFox hugged my tail today. So this day wasn't a complete waste)
*gives the tied-on fox some beer*
I mean I have no idea what else to do with him!
*sits in a corner(wait, that hurts too much) stands in a corner and starts crying*
Thrashy
Пу́тин — хуйло́! Слава Україні! FckNzs.
After all this torture, I think I have all the right to be a bit down!
*spares*
No thanks, I'm a pacifist
Pygmepatl
Spotted Skunk
Mission accomplished!What a day! My tail had to endure:
- getting several leads tied on
- getting a bottle of beer tied on
- getting cement put on
- getting caught in the door
- getting a fox tied on
- getting a beehive tied on
And getting his butt spanked and stinged by bees several times.
Guys! What the hell?
(At least @FlannelFox hugged my tail today. So this day wasn't a complete waste)
*gives the tied-on fox some beer*
I mean I have no idea what else to do with him!
*sits in a corner(wait, that hurts too much) stands in a corner and starts crying*
*Frees your tail*
Now you are good!
*Hugs you really tightly and hugs your tail tightly*
FlannelFox
dem leggies
What a day! My tail had to endure:
- getting several leads tied on
- getting a bottle of beer tied on
- getting cement put on
- getting caught in the door
- getting a fox tied on
- getting a beehive tied on
And getting his butt spanked and stinged by bees several times.
Guys! What the hell?
(At least @FlannelFox hugged my tail today. So this day wasn't a complete waste)
*gives the tied-on fox some beer*
I mean I have no idea what else to do with him!
*sits in a corner(wait, that hurts too much) stands in a corner and starts crying*
Oh no!
*makes it a group hug*
We all love your butt Thrashy!
They're just giving you a hard time for attention ;-;
Pygmepatl
Spotted Skunk
Yes!
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FrostHeart
Guest
Oh. okie. Pass-your-fist at my face.After all this torture, I think I have all the right to be a bit down!
*spares*
No thanks, I'm a pacifist
Thrashy
Пу́тин — хуйло́! Слава Україні! FckNzs.
Aww, it's good to see having still people on my side!
*feels a bit better*
*delivers from the hug*
What mission? Hurting me?
Bah!
Aww thanks! ._.
*grouphugs the fox and @TR273*
I know a better defence, which is completely pacifist, as it works without really hurting someoneOh. okie. Pass-your-fist at my face.
*painfully lifts tail and sprays a full load*
*adds "being threatened of getting his tail cut off" to the list*@Thrashy, I think it might be time to just snip your tail :/
It seems to be more trouble than it's worth. The tail-less life is awesome, trust me!
(Just to make sure: this is part of the shitposting we're doing here, I don't have any hard feelings etc against anyone xD)
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FrostHeart
Guest
*cough cough* nice shot..... *goes unconscious from the smell*Aww, it's good to see having still people on my side!
*feels a bit better*
*delivers from the hug*
What mission? Hurting me?
Bah!
Aww thanks! ._.
*grouphugs the fox and @TR273*
I know a better defence, which is completely pacifist, as it works without really hurting someone
*painfully lifts tail and sprays a full load*
*adds "being threatened of getting his tail cut off" to the list*
(Just to make sure: this is part of the shitposting we're doing here, I don't have any hard feelings etc against anyone xD)
Breyo
Professional Nibbler
Oh! No no no, I didn't mean that to come across as a threat! More or less just a thought that I'd decide to throw out there!
Just think about it... no more worrying about sitting on it, no more closing doors on it by accident, you can sleep a lot more comfortably... the list goes on and on
Simo
Professional Watermelon Farmer
What a day! My tail had to endure:
- getting several leads tied on
- getting a bottle of beer tied on
- getting cement put on
- getting caught in the door
- getting a fox tied on
- getting a beehive tied on
- getting threatened of getting his tail cut off
And getting his butt spanked and stinged by bees several times.
Guys! What the hell?
Sounds like a relaxing weekend at Simo by the Sea™ is in order
metatherat
Really ratty rat
What a day! My tail had to endure:
- getting several leads tied on
- getting a bottle of beer tied on
- getting cement put on
- getting caught in the door
- getting a fox tied on
- getting a beehive tied on
- getting threatened of getting his tail cut off
And getting his butt spanked and stinged by bees several times.
Guys! What the hell?
*sits in a corner(wait, that hurts too much) stands in a corner and starts crying*
Aww *pets tail*
*also pets mysterious tailfox*
Thrashy
Пу́тин — хуйло́! Слава Україні! FckNzs.
But what about lifting it and threatening others of getting sprayed?
You clearly haven't cuddled with a fluffy skunk tail before, have ya?
(Telegram sticker belongs to Niteskunk, art made by Rileyy)
*offers to try it out*
I'm not sure if I want to spend my planned vacation there anymore!Sounds like a relaxing weekend at Simo by the Sea™ is in order
Ohh, I've almost forgot about him!
*frees the fox*
Now what do we do with you?
You can sleep here at the tavern for free until we have a solution![/QUOTE]
metatherat
Really ratty rat
Hey, mysterious tailfox. Want some soda? *gives RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION*
*watches the tailfox transform into a rat*
There. He'll take less space now. No need to thank me, one less predator is thanks enough >:3
*watches the tailfox transform into a rat*
There. He'll take less space now. No need to thank me, one less predator is thanks enough >:3
FlannelFox
dem leggies
I think it could be cute!Oh! No no no, I didn't mean that to come across as a threat! More or less just a thought that I'd decide to throw out there!
Just think about it... no more worrying about sitting on it, no more closing doors on it by accident, you can sleep a lot more comfortably... the list goes on and on
Imagine a skunk with a corgi buht!
FlannelFox
dem leggies
Tailfox was surprisingly gullible. Sure he wasn't just an orange weasel?
Breyo
Professional Nibbler
Hmm, I guess that's a good point...But what about lifting it and threatening others of getting sprayed?
You clearly haven't cuddled with a fluffy skunk tail before, have ya?
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(Telegram sticker belongs to Niteskunk, art made by Rileyy)
*offers to try it out*
At least you'll have the element of surprise when you want it, though XD
*puts on a gas mask and gloves and pokes your tail*
I guess that's another good point! I get why'd you wanna keep it, but if you ever change your mind, let me know! We've got Elias' strength, the sharpness of my gardening sheers, and your beer to dull the pain lol
Right?! He doesn't even have to cut it all the way