Predators and Prey

[Izzy4895]

'Skanking Poddle?'
'Mistchief Mint?'
'Bungle Fix?'
'Quallaty ewe cann cownt on?'
'Volpis Vixens????'
(I sense a disturbance in the force)

The paperwork they have filed in Mouseland keeps getting returned due to similar written spelling errors.

 

[metatherat]

Legend has it that the Wolf-Virus raises your compulsion to buy items made of leather and wear them on the cover of a magazine. But that's just a legend...probably heavily exaggerated.

@Simo's zoo is a fun place! Trust me!

Also, hello all :3

Heyy. I'm Meta, the rat. We haven't met yet. *offers rathand*

Soo, are you a predator? You look kind of predator-y...

 

[Simo]

Someone is trying to order furries to “shelter in place” at @Simo ‘s zoo.

The Skunk Hollow Zoo:

 

[Foxy Emy]

Heyy. I'm Meta, the rat. We haven't met yet. *offers rathand*

Soo, are you a predator? You look kind of predator-y...

OwO! Your in Smash! You were the best fighter in Brawl!

 

[KD142000]

Heyy. I'm Meta, the rat. We haven't met yet. *offers rathand*

Soo, are you a predator? You look kind of predator-y...

Hello! *offers wolfpaw*

Indeed I am, though I only assist. I don't enjoy the taste of prey. Feels so wrong...

 

[Foxy Emy]

The Skunk Hollow Zoo:

 

[metatherat]

OwO! Your in Smash! You were the best fighter in Brawl!

Hehehe. Different rat, I'm afraid.

 

[Simo]

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(It is tempting to keep replying with various works by Ed Ruscha...)

 

[metatherat]

Hello! *offers wolfpaw*

Indeed I am, though I only assist. I don't enjoy the taste of prey. Feels so wrong...

Indeed, yesyes. Well, as prey, it's nice to meet you properly, I've seen you around but we haven't really talked. To celebrate the occasion, predator, have some soda.

*gives RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION*

OK, NOBODY WARN HIM. I NEED THIS! >:I

Uh. I mean. Pleased to meet you. Drink up.

 

[Foxy Emy]

(It is tempting to keep replying with various works by Ed Ruscha...)

Mine was from Inspirobot. Anyways...

 

[Simo]

Am on my phone now so it's hard to post images! Grrrrr!

*adds some Red Panda transformation reagant to the PvP water supply*

*plants bamboo*

 

[metatherat]

Am on my phone now so it's hard to post images! Grrrrr!

*adds some Red Panda transformation reagant to the PvP water supply*

*plants bamboo*

Oo, great minds think alike, eh? *wink-nudges*

 

[Guifrog]

*grabs Gui. sticks tail into computer. Tries to click things.*

This mouse doesn't work. YwY

Yeeowch!! Stop poking me, you littl- you GIANT fiend! *bites her finger* Oh... seems I've just found another interesting quirk, of being a rat. HEHE. *biting again*

Heyy, I'm back. What did I mi-

:O

FROGRAT. YESS. I KNEW SOMEONE WOULD TRY THE POTION EVENTUALLY.

*lunges to hug, then stops*

Uh, that skin still looks kind of... oh, whatever, who cares!

*hugs*

YAAAAAAAY!!! *hugs back*
'bout my skin, I can't tell anymore, for all the mucus is gone... but I'm glad I can hug otherwise lil' furry thingies now, hehe!
...wait, potion? No wonder it tasted too strange to be Guaraná soda õ.o

 

[TR273]

Because...

 

[metatherat]

YAAAAAAAY!!! *hugs back*
'bout my skin, I can't tell anymore, for all the mucus is gone... but I'm glad I can hug otherwise lil' furry thingies now, hehe!
...wait, potion? No wonder it tasted too strange to be Guaraná soda õ.o

The hugging is only one of the great many perks! Let's see: yogurt is now super delicious for you, you can sleep in a ratpile with other rats, predators tend to think you're a pushover so you might be able to slip them some rat transformation potion... there's so much stuff!

 

[Guifrog]

The hugging is only one of the great many perks! Let's see: yogurt is now super delicious for you, you can sleep in a ratpile with other rats, predators tend to think you're a pushover so you might be able to slip them some rat transformation potion... there's so much stuff!

I see, I see! Aaaaaaand guess I can also do this:
+1

 

[TR273]

 

[Foxy Emy]

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[Izzy4895]

Legend has it that the Wolf-Virus raises your compulsion to buy items made of leather and wear them on the cover of a magazine. But that's just a legend...probably heavily exaggerated.

@Simo's zoo is a fun place! Trust me!

Also, hello all :3

Legend also has it that the treatment for wolf virus is being spanked with a leather paddle.

 

[metatherat]

I see, I see! Aaaaaaand guess I can also do this:
+1

Oh it's on! :O

+1
2

 

[Foxy Emy]

Legend also has it that the treatment for wolf virus is being spanked with a leather paddle.

Correct. And treatment for the fox virus is being spanked by a skunk and treatment for the skunk virus is being spanked by a fox.

 

[TR273]

Oh it's on! :O

+1
2

Are we doing a sneaky round?
+1

3 (to be safe)

 

[metatherat]

Are we doing a sneaky round?
+1

3 (to be safe)

Yess, verrry sneaky!

+1
4

 

[Izzy4895]

What?

-1

3

 

[Foxy Emy]

Yess, verrry sneaky!

+1
4

The fox mom is proud.

+0

3