Predators and Prey

[Jackpot Raccuki]

*stares at the destroyed moon*
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Bro ain't gonna like that.

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[Dat Wolf]

*calls up @TR273 on how to make hot tea*
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[TR273]

*Starts planning the ‘Moon Fruit’ Christmas hampers, makes a note to send one of the prototypes to @Slytherin Umbreon for Christmasy approval.*
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(E-mails the instructions to @Dat Wolf )

 

[Paolite]

Ummm... Oof... I think... I think the efects... Are over... Now I feel sleepy...
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[Dat Wolf]

*Starts planning the ‘Moon Fruit’ Christmas hampers, makes a note to send one of the prototypes to @Slytherin Umbreon for Christmasy approval.*
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(E-mails the instructions to @Dat Wolf )

*looks* ight... *finishes* hmm... *sips* that aint bad.. *leaves a 5 star review on its website*
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[TR273]

*Scientists working at 'Moon Fruit Inc.' discover Moon Fruit juice when mixed with 'Skunko' makes a completely environmental friendly alternative to petrol.*
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[Dat Wolf]

*feels queasy* oh man that tea isnt agreeing with me...
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[ConorHyena]

*feels queasy* oh man that tea isnt agreeing with me...
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Oh god, those yanks again
You just can't trust them with tea. You're supposed to brew it, not tip it in the harbour and drink the water.
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[TR273]

*feels queasy* oh man that tea isnt agreeing with me...
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*Launches an investigation immediately upon hearing this, all findings point to Elon Musk and industrial sabotage.*
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[Paolite]

Now I wonder what happens if a hyena consumes Moon Fruit...
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[TR273]

Now I wonder what happens if a hyena consumes Moon Fruit...
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*Hands out ear defenders, just to be on the safe side.*
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[Simo]

Now I wonder what happens if a hyena consumes Moon Fruit...
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Oh, I'm sure it's a healthy snack for them...wolves, as well!

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[TR273]

*Works through the night on a new advertising campaign for 'Moon Fruit'.
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[Simo]

Here's a fruity cereal...perfect for wolves!

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[Jackpot Raccuki]

Wolves make for a perfect cereal. UwU

Nah, I wouldn't do that, I need all the preds I can to help us push the prey back! >: o

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[ConorHyena]

*seduces @Smexy Likeok4™ *

'ello handsome!

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[_Ivory_]

*seduces @Smexy Likeok4™ *

'ello handsome!

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>_>

 

[_Ivory_]

@Smexy Likeok4™ what's the point in keep fighting if people continues to cheat?

 

[TR273]

*Makes a quick toasted cheese sandwich and a mug of hot tea.*
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[Dat Wolf]

Oh god, those yanks again
You just can't trust them with tea. You're supposed to brew it, not tip it in the harbour and drink the water.
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*flustered* not all americans are yanks *sweet home alabama plays*

*Launches an investigation immediately upon hearing this, all findings point to Elongated Muskrat and industrial sabotage.*
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dat boi Elon...
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[Jackpot Raccuki]

*seduces @Smexy Likeok4™ *

'ello handsome!

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*Seduced*
H-hello there cute yeen. >w>
Didn't know y-you come here!

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[Dat Wolf]

*sees @ConorHyena and @Smexy Likeok4™ seducing each other* ummm... *slowly walks to Skunkworks Inc. to file a lawsuit for food poisoning* yea i need to see @Simo and @TR273
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[TR273]

*flustered* not all americans are yanks *sweet home alabama plays*

dat boi Elon...
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*Used some of the vast Moon Fruit fortune to buy Tesla, Puts Elongated Muskrat in charge of cleaning the bins.*
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[Paolite]

Ummmmmm... What other uses do Moon Fruits have appart from... making you euphoric and... see werid stuff... ??
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[Jackpot Raccuki]

Ummmmmm... What other uses do Moon Fruits have appart from... making you euphoric and... see werid stuff... ??
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If you put actual sugar on it and snort it from it, you get the mario star powerup equivalent of a sugar rush.

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