Predators and Prey

[Pygmepatl]

Thank you! Just popping back after a bit of time away.

Well, you are new to me!

So welcome!

 

[metatherat]

*Wanders in*

*Ponders opening a tea shop in Lesser Mouseland.*

Hello there! And oh, that reminds me. Thanks for the citizenship. *waves citizenship card*

And all I had to do to get it was to bribe you with a rat transformation potion! Haha, no I'm just screwing with ya. I have utmost faith in the incorruptibility of Lesser Mouseland's government. :3

 

[Pygmepatl]

Not necessary ^^
Wun't a thing then, ain't a thing now :3
(still might draw it though- I've got a cool image in my head~)

Okay!

I would love to see that image!

 

[TR273]

Hello there! And oh, that reminds me. Thanks for the citizenship. *waves citizenship card*

And all I had to do to get it was to bribe you with a rat transformation potion! Haha, no I'm just screwing with ya. I have utmost faith in the incorruptibility of Lesser Mouseland's government. :3

It's less incorruptible and more incomprehensible.
*Fetches the forms for wanting a fishing license.*

 

[Unchain-Utopia]

Oh. Oh thank goodness. I thought... well, nevermind. Nice to meet you. I'm Meta.

Are you a predator, incidentally? And do you like... soda? >:3

Hello Meta! I’m Melody!

*Affectionately bumps her head against his, gently*

I am, though I have a strong leaning towards tacos. Tuna a close second. As for soda, well, I usually won’t turn down a root beer.

Well, you are new to me!

So welcome!

Thank you!

Welcome back

Thank you too!

 

[metatherat]

It's less incorruptible and more incomprehensible.
*Fetches the forms for wanting a fishing license.*
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Incomprehensible is good. It's how a rodent government should be. :3

Hello Meta! I’m Melody!

*Affectionately bumps her head against his, gently*

I am, though I have a strong leaning towards tacos. Tuna a close second. As for soda, well, I usually won’t turn down a root beer.

Ahhaha, another predator. Well, nice. Here, have some innocent soda. *gives RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION* >:3

Nobody warn her, now. I haven't transformed anyone successfully for almost a day!

 

[DRGN Juno]

Hello Meta! I’m Melody!

*Affectionately bumps her head against his, gently*

I am, though I have a strong leaning towards tacos. Tuna a close second. As for soda, well, I usually won’t turn down a root beer.



Thank you!




Thank you too!

Welcome, other person. Don't drink anything the rat gives you.

Ah, @metatherat I didn't see you sitting there for the last hour. What an surprise.

 

[metatherat]

Welcome, other person. Don't drink anything the rat gives you.

Ah, @metatherat I didn't see you sitting there for the last hour. What an surprise.

I know. You dragons are good at filling space, but stuff like basic perception is a bit too hard for you. Don't worry about it, we other species will stretch ourselves to accommodate.

 

[Unchain-Utopia]

Incomprehensible is good. It's how a rodent government should be. :3



Ahhaha, another predator. Well, nice. Here, have some innocent soda. *gives RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION* >:3

Nobody warn her, now. I haven't transformed anyone successfully for almost a day!

(It’s 530am here and I am legit trying not to laugh loudly and wake up my roommate. I am definitely amused)

Oooh! Thank you!

*Happily drinks, only to rapidly shrink and lose all the hair off her tail and ears as the latter become round and lower slightly on her head. Her muzzle pushes out further than before as her sharp canines recede and her middle teeth on her upper and lower jaw grows.*

Oy! Well ain’t that just spit in your face and shit your pants fantastic.

*Pokes at her new teeth with her now more dexterous paws as she sits upright*

 

[FlannelFox]

I think I'm gonna skonk for the night guys
It's 2:40, smidge past my bedtime

 

[Pygmepatl]

Good night!

 

[metatherat]

(It’s 530am here and I am legit trying not to laugh loudly and wake up my roommate. I am definitely amused)

Oooh! Thank you!

*Happily drinks, only to rapidly shrink and lose all the hair off her tail and ears as the latter become round and lower slightly on her head. Her muzzle pushes out further than before as her sharp canines recede and her middle teeth on her upper and lower jaw grows.*

Oy! Well ain’t that just spit in your face and shit your pants fantastic.

*Pokes at her new teeth with her now more dexterous paws as she sits upright*

Hehehe. Got her! Welcome to rathood, sister. A world of musky, squeaky wonder awaits. *nuzzles the new rat*

And now that you are an omnivore, I hope you will abandon your predatory needs and join the prey side, here at PvP. We need more prey! The world always needs more prey! :3

I think I'm gonna skonk for the night guys
It's 2:40, smidge past my bedtime

Good night! *rat-wave*

 

[TR273]

I think I'm gonna skonk for the night guys
It's 2:40, smidge past my bedtime

Goodnight.

 

[DRGN Juno]

I know. You dragons are good at filling space, but stuff like basic perception is a bit too hard for you. Don't worry about it, we other species will stretch ourselves to accommodate.

*Picks up the rat*

Don't worry about accommodating me. The next time a joke goes over your head, just say something idiotic like that again and I'll try to dumb it down to your level.

*Yeets @metatherat out the window*

 

[Unchain-Utopia]

Hehehe. Got her! Welcome to rathood, sister. A world of musky, squeaky wonder awaits. *nuzzles the new rat*

And now that you are an omnivore, I hope you will abandon your predatory needs and join the prey side, here at PvP. We need more prey! The world always needs more prey! :3

*Allows him to nuzzle her, but doesn’t return it and looks rather bummed.*


But...but...tacos? :’(

I think I'm gonna skonk for the night guys
It's 2:40, smidge past my bedtime

Good night!

 

[Pygmepatl]

Tacos you say.

Well here is someone who comes from The Land of Taco.

 

[metatherat]

*Picks up the rat*

Don't worry about accommodating me. The next time a joke goes over your head, just say something idiotic like that again and I'll try to dumb it down to your level.

*Yeets @metatherat out the window*

*Scurries back in* Again. Uncalled for! sheesh. dragons. no sense of humor whatsoever. >:I

*Allows him to nuzzle her, but doesn’t return it and looks rather bummed.*


But...but...tacos? :’(

Now that you are a rat, your taste buds work a bit differently. Here - let me re-introduce you to... *dramatic pause* ...yogurt.

*gives small cup of delicious, delicious yogurt*

 

[Izzy4895]

More FoxMobiles are on the roads these days.

 

[Unchain-Utopia]

*Watches as the dragon pelts the rat away and looks to him with a worried glance as if she may be next, is relieved when she isn’t and then as the rat comes back in, she scoots over to the dragon and perched on his tail*

Naw man, I’m good. I like milk, but I ain’t into them at sour curdled stuff.

Tacos you say.

Well here is someone who comes from The Land of Taco.

*Looks over in interest*

Oooh, good tacos?

 

[DRGN Juno]

*Scurries back in* Again. Uncalled for! sheesh. dragons. no sense of humor whatsoever. >:I

We actually do. Do you need me to explain it to you again?

*Picks you up, yeets you out the window again*

 

[metatherat]

We actually do. Do you need me to explain it to you again?

*Picks you up, yeets you out the window again*

*scurries back again*

Sheesh... Fine. I'm very sorry for injuring your dragonic pride. Dragons are super intelligent. :/

*Watches as the dragon pelts the rat away and looks to him with a worried glance as if she may be next, is relieved when she isn’t and then as the rat comes back in, she scoots over to the dragon and perched on his tail*

Naw man, I’m good. I like milk, but I ain’t into them at sour curdled stuff.

You perhaps weren't before. But trust me: you so, so are now. Go ahead, just try some. *holds out small drop of yogurt*

 

[Unchain-Utopia]

*Drops down to all fours and arches back, momentarily forgetting she isn’t a cat and looking rather silly doing it as a rat.*

No, no! I refuse! Refuse, I say! I ain’t taking anything from you after the potion stuff.

 

[DRGN Juno]

*scurries back again*

Sheesh... Fine. I'm very sorry for injuring your dragonic pride. Dragons are super intelligent. :/

Apology noted.

*Picks you up and yeets you out the window a third time*

"Great. He's doing it again. There's no pleasing this idiot" you think to yourself. But instead of landing with a satisfying thunk in the last patch of unmelted snow, you're very suddenly snatched mid-air by a pair of tiny, yet firm talons. When you regain your senses, you look up to find yourself in the grasp of a caique wearing a flight suit. You notice a nametag reading "Gripen" and an insignia bearing the letters DGAF.

You are taken for a joyride by a caique. After a minute or so of aimless flying around, Gripen gently sets you back down on the window ledge...before grabbing you with her beak and flying you back to the same patch of snow you landed in the last two times.

 

[Pygmepatl]

*Looks over in interest*

Oooh, good tacos?

Yes!

 

[metatherat]

*Drops down to all fours and arches back, momentarily forgetting she isn’t a cat and looking rather silly doing it as a rat.*

No, no! I refuse! Refuse, I say! I ain’t taking anything from you after the potion stuff.

Oh. I guess it makes sense that you'd be a bit worried. But really, just try some yogurt late- URG!

Apology noted.

*Picks you up and yeets you out the window a third time*

"Great. He's doing it again. There's no pleasing this idiot" you think to yourself. But instead of landing with a satisfying thunk in the last patch of unmelted snow, you're very suddenly snatched mid-air byt a pair of tiny, yet firm talons. When you regain your senses, you look up to find yourself in the grasp of a caique wearing a flight suit. You notice a nametag reading "Gripen" and an insignia bearing the letters DGAF.

You are taken for a joyride by a caique. After a minute or so of aimless flying around, Gripen gently sets you back down on the window ledge...before grabbing you with her beak and flying you back to the same patch of snow you landed the last two times.

WELL OKAY THEN! THANKS A LOT, YES! Sheesh, unbelievable. although that was actually pretty fun. hehe. :3