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Predators and Prey

Breyo

Professional Nibbler
*grabs @BreyoGP and dresses him up in a lion costume*
=3
lion.jpg

*purrs out of discomfort*
Gah! This darn thing is too itchy!
*starts to chew my way out of the costume*
It tastes like humiliation :(


Good night, @Manchesterite!
 

Breyo

Professional Nibbler
Ok. I've had my fun. *helps him out of the outfit*
Phew! I'd say "thanks", but there wouldn't have been anything to thank you for if you hadn't put me in there in the first place XD

Gotta say, it felt weird impersonating a pred. It felt... dirty.
*retreats to my burrow to begin fastidiously grooming myself*
 

Breyo

Professional Nibbler

Breyo

Professional Nibbler
*Arrives back after a Hobbit day at work.*

(An unexpected day of work.)
Did you get stopped by police officers while delivering panties that someone ordered like you said might happen eventually? "Is this really mandatory, sir?" XD
 
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metatherat

Really ratty rat
Aaaand I'm back! Time to make the forums even weirder! :3

Phew! I'd say "thanks", but there wouldn't have been anything to thank you for if you hadn't put me in there in the first place XD

Gotta say, it felt weird impersonating a pred. It felt... dirty.
*retreats to my burrow to begin fastidiously grooming myself*

Good! That's what impersonating a pred is supposed to feel like! Keep a prey heart, my fellow prey! :3
 

Breyo

Professional Nibbler
*prey pawbump*

After what I've experienced, I bet those dietary needs won't stop preds from trying to recruit you. I bet they are all "you could still masticate on a helpless prey rat pointlessly" or "I'm sure you could just throw up afterwards"...
*returns the pawbunp*
Also, it hasn't happened yet, but I'm sure it's only a matter of time until they do lol

*predator bro hugs*
Heyo! How ya holding up during this fine mess of a virus we've gotten ourselves into?
 

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
Did you get stopped by police officers while delivering panties that someone ordered like you said might happen eventually? "Is this really mandatory, sir?" XD
Not yet, it will happen on the day I'm carrying something odd (beer, lingerie, sex toys, whatever:D).
They have you working overtime in this? :eek:
Technically I'm a 'cover' driver so I can be called in at the drop of a hat.
Fortunately my boss is cool and makes sure that if I am in, the job is worth it (example today I got £60 :))
 

Breyo

Professional Nibbler
Well I still have a job so better than many in the US lmao and i'm relatively healthy
Nice! Glad to hear it :D
Not yet, it will happen on the day I'm carrying something odd (beer, lingerie, sex toys, whatever:D).
Hahaha! I can just imagine the officers face now lol.
How are the roads out there? I've heard that in other countries, the quarantine is super serious business. I'd imagine that they're pretty barren, right? Must be nice delivering packages if that's the case, albeit a lil' creepy.
 

metatherat

Really ratty rat
*Arrives back after a Hobbit day at work.*

(An unexpected day of work.)
Well I still have a job so better than many in the US lmao and i'm relatively healthy

Heyy, fellow workin' furs. At least some of us still have work. :)

I've heard that in other countries, the quarantine is super serious business. I'd imagine that they're pretty barren, right?

Here in Finland things are reasonably calm. Travel restrictions are in place, but they are kind of loose (work-related travel is still accepted). Still, the economy is really starting to suffer. :/
 
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