Predators and Prey

[Arishipshape]

You've been lied to, to join an unnecessary and unprovocated war! You're not dishonourable here!

Nay, nay, I swore a knightly oath to my liege lord and as such am bound to the Queen's will, regardless of how irrational or crazy said lord may behave. Of course, if the Queen approves my resignation, I wholly intend to set up shop in Skunk Hollow (if you'll have me after my unfortunate display earlier). Maybe I'll peddle armor and other metal wares...

 

[Thrashy]

I wholly intend to set up shop in Skunk Hollow (if you'll have me after my unfortunate display earlier). Maybe I'll peddle armor and other metal wares...

Of course we'd allow! We're not evil!

 

[Thrashy]

Birb Inc.'s R&D department is proud to introduce the Sunk Drone

*orders 2000*

 

[Cosmic-FS]

Can they be modified to drop food packages to starving infants?

Yes, but unfortunately the engineers in the lab couldn't figure how to overcome the child safety seals on the food packets

 

[Pygmepatl]

We have our army!

Me, @Simo, @Thrashy, @HunterSkunk, @Bxb777 and @stinkychan!

 

[Pygmepatl]

Birb Inc.'s R&D department is proud to introduce the Sunk Drone

Yay!!!

 

[TR273]

*orders 2000*

*Sees Skunk Hollow ordering military hardware, begins testing the capabilities of Lesser Mouseland's own Air Defence, first off the SAM system.*

Nice height and accuracy Simon.

 

[Thrashy]

Queen @Skittles !

I appeal to your intellect! Let's end this before this gets nasty. We'd even believe you if you'd say that this was just an April's fool joke!

 

[Cosmic-FS]

*orders 2000*

Ahh, just like America in WW2. Sitting back safely far away while making millions selling weapons.

And just like America, nothing can go wrong as I'm all the way over here in Bird Borough

 

[Arishipshape]

Oooh, perhaps business would be even better in the Mouselands. Where can a human make an honest living round these parts? I thought knighthood was that but CLEARLY I was mistaken.

 

[Pygmepatl]

Queen @Skittles !

I appeal to your intellect! Let's end this before this gets nasty. We'd even believe you if you'd say that this was just an April's fool joke!

She is going to stop with this once this day ends.

 

[Thrashy]

Ahh, just like America in WW2. Sitting back safely far away while making millions selling weapons.

And just like America, nothing can go wrong as I'm all the way over here in Bird Borough

Please play this song at a NRA meeting

 

[Skittles]

"Classified"? Is "knight" not a high enough position for you? Fie! What a disgrace to my name. The Queen, unwilling to share state secrets with her most loyal advocate! I'm halfway tempted to resign! But, alas, that would be dishonorable. I am not a treacherous traitor who betrays.
Then again, there is a completely honorable way to change sides.

*files for resignation*

DENIED!!

-Gives you a pay rise.-

 

[Pygmepatl]

@Thrashy, you said you were going to help me, but you are not helping, at all.

You are making me a sad skunk.

 

[Skittles]

I should point out that annexation by Queen Skittles

Simply means The Queen become the ceremonial Head of State, the annexed land maintains its own traditions, government, and economy. The Queen does visit from time to time, but it's usually just to dispense Floofy Hugs and throw a party. Now are you honestly telling me Skunk Hollow is going to pass up the chance for a good time and to sell MOAR beer?

This. Quite literally THIS!!!

 

[Thrashy]

Please play this song at a NRA meeting

(Lyrics)
Orlando pulse, Virginia tech, weapons in the hands of psychos
Columbine, Sandy hook, no gun control, repeat the cycle
Save your fucking hollow prayers
You don't really fucking care
When our kids get blown away
You can thank the NRA

Do us all a favour, clown
Turn the gun around
And shoot yourself now
Why don't you shoot yourself now
Why don’t you shoot yourself!

When you point the gun at me
It's your own insanity
Breaking with reality
Wrecking our Humanity
Big man, big dick
Walking with your killing stick
Making the apology
For another senseless tragedy

The Innocent who lose their lives
Who's looking out for their rights?
Stand still as children die
And still you justify

FUCK THE NRA!
FUCK THE NRA!
FUCK THE NRA!
FUCK THE NRA!

So Save your hollow prayers
Deep down, You don't really care
Save your fucking hollow prayers
You don't really fucking care

You know it deep down
The time is right now
We see it everyday
But you look the other way
Hold your guns up high
As we bury another child

Weapons built for mass murdering
Breed too much fear and suffering
You have no right to bear harm
But you have the choice to unarm
Sparked by anger or by crime
Death and chaos we will find
When your kids get blown away
You can thank the NRA

It's just a matter of time
Till someone loses their mind
Goes desperado & blind
And we're in the firing line


Why don’t you shoot yourself now
Why don't you shoot yourself!

 

[Pygmepatl]

This. Quite literally THIS!!!

Yes, we pass on that.

We are an independent Nation.

 

[Skittles]

Yes, we pass on that.

We are an independent Nation.

I give belly rubs too~

 

[Thrashy]

@Thrashy, you said you were going to help me, but you are not helping, at all.

You are making me a sad skunk.

???
I've ordered 2000 drones and more for defence! That's all a cucumber can do xD

(Nope I'm not gonna do that gross stuff)

This. Quite literally THIS!!!

Accept our freedom and we will be united!
Maybe not as a nation, but as friends

*prepares the delivery for the royal beer, but holds them back until a solution is found*

I give belly rubs too~

But... You can do that without ruling over us?!

 

[Pygmepatl]

I give belly rubs too~

Skunks can do that too.

*Rubs @Thrashy's podia*

 

[Skittles]

???
I've ordered 2000 drones and more for defence! That's all a cucumber can do xD

(Nope I'm not gonna do that gross stuff)


Accept our freedom and we will be united!
Maybe not as a nation, but as friends

*prepares the delivery for the royal beer, but holds them back until a solution is found*


But... You can do that without ruling over us?!

But it's like a club! You even get a fancy title and complimentary tickets to the royal dinner party!

 

[Thrashy]

Skunks can do that too.

*Rubs @Thrashy's podia*

What's a podia? XD

 

[Cosmic-FS]

Please play this song at a NRA meeting

Oh, make no mistake. Birb Inc. is strictly offering to keep the piece violently if necessary

 

[metatherat]

Hello everyone, I'm ba-

*stares* An outright warzone?! Well, if it's war, I will fight for my rodentine brethren without question!

I give belly rubs too~

Especially if I get belly rubs! I will brew the most powerful anti-skunk potions imaginable! For rodentkind! >:3

What's a podia? XD

The things you move with. :3

 

[Skittles]

Hello everyone, I'm ba-

*stares* An outright warzone?! Well, if it's war, I will fight for my rodentine brethren without question!



Especially if I get belly rubs! I will brew the most powerful anti-skunk potions imaginable! For rodentkind! >:3



The things you move with. :3

-Gives the awesome belly rubs!-