Predators and Prey

[Thrashy]

*Hands the electrified spiked paddle to @Thrashy and gives him a robotic body*

Now! Go for those foxes!

Thanks for the offer, but that's too overkill

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[metatherat]

*looks dazedly at the fighting* Awwh...

Wait there's potion that changes your appearance? Hahaha! Loophole! I shall be free of my thrice accursed contract yet! Where might I acquire some of this potion, and how permanent are its effects?

Have you considered a career in knighthood? We knights always defend the helpless and defenseless. Plus, if you go the "lone knight" route, you don't have to swear fealty to a monarch. Hindsight is 20/20.

Ah. You. You seem conflicted too. I can help you, at least... *gives RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION* Here. It's temporary.

 

[Cosmic-FS]

*Hands the electrified spiked paddle to @Thrashy and gives him a robotic body*

Now! Go for those foxes!

That's a good idea *spanks @Simo with a wooden spoon*

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[Simo]

*orders a bucket of Foxy-Fresh™ Fried Owl*

Mmmmmmmm, mmmmmmmmmmmmm!

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[Skittles]

-Sits on throne in Skunk hollow and pets Ellie the Doggo DR Evil style.-

 

[Pygmepatl]

Thanks for the offer, but that's too overkill

It has modes, you can turn it into a normal paddle.

Now you are holding my special paddle. A great honor!

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[Simo]

*surrounds @Skittles' throne, with a most of hot coffee*

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[Cosmic-FS]

*orders a bucket of Foxy-Fresh™ Fried Owl*

Mmmmmmmm, mmmmmmmmmmmmm!

*spanks you with an owl paddle*

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[Pygmepatl]

*orders a bucket of Foxy-Fresh™ Fried Owl*

Mmmmmmmm, mmmmmmmmmmmmm!

*You are served tofu*

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[Thrashy]

-Sits on throne in Skunk hollow and pets Ellie the Doggo DR Evil style.-

@metatherat I need your help!
Please! I think a sea cucumber isn't for me. Can I have some skunk potion please?
I have some skunk business to do!

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[Simo]

Er...I'm tired of counting.

Foxes win!

 

[Pygmepatl]

*surrounds @Skittles' throne, with a most of hot coffee*

Nice!

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[Cosmic-FS]

*moves the score closer to victory*

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[metatherat]

A rat is not beholden to anything. A rat is always free.

@metatherat I need your help!
Please! I think a sea cucumber isn't for me. Can I have some skunk potion please?
I have some skunk business to do!

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And where do you think I'm going to get a skunk potion from?! I don't have a skunk potion! You can have this! *gives RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION*!

 

[Skittles]

*surrounds @Skittles' throne, with a most of hot coffee*

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-Drinks it- Hmm not so bad.

 

[Thrashy]

Er...I'm tired of counting.

Foxes win A FIRM SPANKING!

That's true

*WHACK!*

 

[Pygmepatl]

*Gives @Thrashy some of his own beer, the only way to turn him into a skunk*

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[Pygmepatl]

A rat is not beholden to anything. A rat is always free.

Then be a real rat and don't help anyone.

Remember I turned into a rat to show you how we truly are.

 

[Arishipshape]

*looks dazedly at the fighting* Awwh...
Ah. You. You seem conflicted too. I can help you, at least... *gives RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION* Here. It's temporary.

Ah, thank you. I expected to pay handsomely but I'm certainly not complaining about this subversion of expectations.

*pops cork*
*stares*

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Nooo! I can't do it! I'm too much of a coward! Even mere temporary transformation freezes my blood to ponder! Oh the indignity! Here I am, ticket handed to me on a silver platter to escape my fate, and my own irrational fear deters me! I am a shame to knights everywhere... I flee from deliverance with the tail I do not have between my legs! I am a disgrace! Skittles, do with me what you will, I've failed in my duties as a principled, honorable knight. I'm not fit to participate in Pred V. Prey...

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*returns RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION to Metatherat and goes into shameful exile*

 

[Simo]

*makes @Spilogale Pygmaea eat ALL the kale in existence*

*munches on some Fiesta Fox™ Chicken Fajitas*

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[Pygmepatl]

*Hugs @Arishipshape*

Sorry you are going through this.

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[Thrashy]

*Gives @Thrashy some of his own beer, the only way to turn him into a skunk*

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*mixes that with @metatherat s potion *

This has to work!

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[Pygmepatl]

*makes @Spilogale Pygmaea eat ALL the kale in existence*

Delicious!

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[Thrashy]

*feels a fluffy tail growing...*


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[Simo]

*builds a zoo, in which to house Die Fleckenskunk in Vulpine Valley*

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[Pygmepatl]

*mixes that with @metatherat s potion *

This has to work!

I hope so!

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