Predators and Prey

[metatherat]

Then be a real rat and don't help anyone.

Remember I turned into a rat to show you how we truly are.

...You're right! This whole thing is stupid! I don't care about these pitiful patches of land, and nor should anyone else!

STOP FIGHTING, YOU IDIOTS! >:I

 

[Pygmepatl]

@Thrashy is now a Skunk!

 

[TR273]

*Makes the attempt.*
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[Skittles]

Ah, thank you. I expected to pay handsomely but I'm certainly not complaining about this subversion of expectations.

*pops cork*
*stares*

...

Nooo! I can't do it! I'm too much of a coward! Even mere temporary transformation freezes my blood to ponder! Oh the indignity! Here I am, ticket handed to me on a silver platter to escape my fate, and my own irrational fear deters me! I am a shame to knights everywhere... I flee from deliverance with the tail I do not have between my legs! I am a disgrace! Skittles, do with me what you will, I've failed in my duties as a principled, honorable knight. I'm not fit to participate in Pred V. Prey...

±0

*returns RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION to Metatherat and goes into shameful exile*

-Pats and offers clemency-

 

[Cosmic-FS]

...You're right! This whole thing is stupid! I don't care about these pitiful patches of land, and nor should anyone else!

STOP FIGHTING, YOU IDIOTS! >:I

What, and live peacefully with the prey? ... ...

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[Thrashy]

AAAAAAAHHHHHH, I'M BACK AGAIN BABY!!!!
*Happily wags the fluffy tail*

Now, before celebrating, I have some business to do!

*enters @Skittles throne room*
You! Breaking treaties! How dare you? I didn't want to do that, but you left me no choice!
*sprays the Queen*

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[TR273]

*Attempts again*
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[Arishipshape]

*Hugs @Arishipshape*

Sorry you are going through this.

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I appreciate the gesture, good fellow, but hugs are wasted on such a wretch as I. Flee, lest my cowardice and dishonor rub off upon you and curse your life as it has cursed mine!

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[Pygmepatl]

@Thrashy! Care to stay neutral and help me spank that fox?

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[Cosmic-FS]

AAAAAAAHHHHHH, I'M BACK AGAIN BABY!!!!
*Happily wags the fluffy tail*

Now, before celebrating, I have some business to do!

*enters @Skittles throne room*
You! Breaking treaties! How dare you? I didn't want to do that, but you left me no choice!
*sprays the Queen*

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Hurray! *drinks to your success*

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[Thrashy]

What, and live peacefully with the prey? ... ...

That's the plan!

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[Pygmepatl]

@Thrashy the Skunk is back!

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[Skittles]

AAAAAAAHHHHHH, I'M BACK AGAIN BABY!!!!
*Happily wags the fluffy tail*

Now, before celebrating, I have some business to do!

*enters @Skittles throne room*
You! Breaking treaties! How dare you? I didn't want to do that, but you left me no choice!
*sprays the Queen*

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-13

-Deflects with parasol- Hey! I am busy ruling here!

 

[TR273]

AAAAAAAHHHHHH, I'M BACK AGAIN BABY!!!!
*Happily wags the fluffy tail*

Now, before celebrating, I have some business to do!

*enters @Skittles throne room*
You! Breaking treaties! How dare you? I didn't want to do that, but you left me no choice!
*sprays the Queen*

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-13

*Pays off Darren the body double for Queen Skittles *
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-12

 

[Pygmepatl]

Come on @Thrashy! Be neutral and help me spank that fox!

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[Thrashy]

@Thrashy! Care to stay neutral and help me spank that fox?

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You'll gonna win this anyways xD

Hurray! *drinks to your success*

*gets wasted with the owl*

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[TR273]

*Stays positive*
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[Cosmic-FS]

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[Pygmepatl]

You'll gonna win this anyways xD

You always say that.

Now help me spank that fox!

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[Thrashy]

-Deflects with parasol- Hey! I am busy ruling here!

No! You're busy leaving now!

*threatens with a paddle*
Don't make me get the guillotine

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[Cosmic-FS]

*Stays positive*

*remains negative*

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[TR273]

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Remember kids 'Don't drink and fly!'
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[Thrashy]

Now help me spank that fox!

*spanks the fox*

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[Pygmepatl]

Please help me, @Thrashy.

I will turn into a Skunk.

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[Thrashy]

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This guy looks also stoned xD

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