Pygmepatl
Spotted Skunk
After all of your betrayals, I can not be good.
Predators and Prey
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Thrashy
Пу́тин — хуйло́! Слава Україні! FckNzs.
*frees from the tickling, bends the fox over and gives what a fox deserves: a firm spanking!*
Cosmic-FS
A creature of the night
Not quite as epic as the legendary round but still impressive
Now I await the baking oven...
Thrashy
Пу́тин — хуйло́! Слава Україні! FckNzs.
This is a forum game, don't take that too serious
Besides, I didn't see where I (seriously) promised to switch sides...
At least not as a skunk
Thrashy
Пу́тин — хуйло́! Слава Україні! FckNzs.
metatherat
Really ratty rat
(I had no time for the game, so I wrote myself out of it )
*sighs* I honestly have no idea what I was thinking, initially picking sides in this thing. Call me when you start simply fighting between preds and prey again, without all of this meaningless extra baggage. I'll be more than happy to kick some predator butt then! >:I
From now on, I plan to focus on what is truly important. One: being prey! Two: being a rat! Three: rat transformations! In fact, from now on I will solve every problem I encounter with rat transformation! Predator about to eat me? RAT TRANSFORMATION. Rodents being hurt? RAT TRANSFORMATION. Toilet paper supply running low? RAT TRANSFORMATION. Toilet paper supply not even running low, ample supplies of toilet paper remain? RAT. TRANSFORMATION!!
And you! Good, hah! Don't think for one minute that I don't realize you were manipulating me! I'm not stupid. You just happened to be entirely right while you did. A rat doesn't need nations. A rat is a rat, and that is that! hey, that rhymes :3
Also... you made the handsomest rat everrr. I love you. Let's turn you back into one and smell each others' musky bodies and hold paws furever. eeeheeee! ahem.
)*sighs* I honestly have no idea what I was thinking, initially picking sides in this thing. Call me when you start simply fighting between preds and prey again, without all of this meaningless extra baggage. I'll be more than happy to kick some predator butt then! >:I
From now on, I plan to focus on what is truly important. One: being prey! Two: being a rat! Three: rat transformations! In fact, from now on I will solve every problem I encounter with rat transformation! Predator about to eat me? RAT TRANSFORMATION. Rodents being hurt? RAT TRANSFORMATION. Toilet paper supply running low? RAT TRANSFORMATION. Toilet paper supply not even running low, ample supplies of toilet paper remain? RAT. TRANSFORMATION!!
And you! Good, hah! Don't think for one minute that I don't realize you were manipulating me! I'm not stupid. You just happened to be entirely right while you did. A rat doesn't need nations. A rat is a rat, and that is that! hey, that rhymes :3
Also... you made the handsomest rat everrr. I love you. Let's turn you back into one and smell each others' musky bodies and hold paws furever. eeeheeee! ahem.
Arishipshape
TFed Ex-Knight
A letter to Queen @Skittles...
This letter is to inform you of the status of my quest.
I set off on foot... The going was slow, as I've still not found a knightly steed. Of course, this didn't stop me. The sun and clouds rolled by me as I toiled tirelessly forward. The scent of fresh air, the wind blowing my fake beard, it was beautiful. Almost enough to cease to consider my disgraced status. Eventually, I hungered and thirsted for victuals.
I came upon a village, and I sat down in the tavern. Everyone looked at me funny. You know, cause human. I pushed through the social awkwardness and purchased my vittles. Truly, you pay me well. I tipped a large sum and asked for details about the acorn grail's whereabouts. Everyone laughed at me, to my great confusion, but I pushed on and insisted. The denizens told me that the acorn grail was currently in the possession of the town's mayor! Confident that with enough money (and perhaps a threat) I'd be able to acquire the grail, I stormed the mayor's mansion. Unfortunately, the mayor didn't want to part with his precious grail so easily. It was the only thing keeping him in power over the poor, naive town. But then, I knew too much! The mayor ordered me executed and the grail relocated. I made my daring escape out the window, dodging flurries of crossbow bolts with an almost perfect success rate. I hid in the shrubbery and watched the mayor's servants take the grail to the silver mines east of the village. I followed. I waited for night to fall and made my move to take the grail so unjustly stolen. But the mayor was ready for me. I fell right into his trap. Literally. A net descended upon me as soon as I set foot in the mine, and I was stuck. Or so it appeared. The mayor revealed himself to gloat, regaling me with all the details of past grail theft attempts, and how all of the previous thiefs now suffered in his secret dungeon. I pretended to be scared, but while he monologued I secretly cut the ropes to the net binding me. Right before the mayor shot me, I sprung free, threw my spear with perfect accuracy, and disarmed him! He tripped me and ran into the mine to escape with his grail, but I was in hot pursuit. What awaited me was yet another trap. Explosives were rigged all around the mining scaffolding. He hit the button and laughed at my demise... But when I fell, I clung to the rock wall with my gloves and boots. I climbed up, snuck behind him and tried to take the grail. It was an epic hand-to-paw battle... but neither of us were successful. I removed the grail from his hands... and it fell into the newly exploded chasm. I barely escaped with my life.
The grail is lost. The quest is over. I've failed.
Of course, I also saved a town from the scourge of an evil mayor lording a holy artifact over them. Honor restored!
This letter is to inform you of the status of my quest.
I set off on foot... The going was slow, as I've still not found a knightly steed. Of course, this didn't stop me. The sun and clouds rolled by me as I toiled tirelessly forward. The scent of fresh air, the wind blowing my fake beard, it was beautiful. Almost enough to cease to consider my disgraced status. Eventually, I hungered and thirsted for victuals.
I came upon a village, and I sat down in the tavern. Everyone looked at me funny. You know, cause human. I pushed through the social awkwardness and purchased my vittles. Truly, you pay me well. I tipped a large sum and asked for details about the acorn grail's whereabouts. Everyone laughed at me, to my great confusion, but I pushed on and insisted. The denizens told me that the acorn grail was currently in the possession of the town's mayor! Confident that with enough money (and perhaps a threat) I'd be able to acquire the grail, I stormed the mayor's mansion. Unfortunately, the mayor didn't want to part with his precious grail so easily. It was the only thing keeping him in power over the poor, naive town. But then, I knew too much! The mayor ordered me executed and the grail relocated. I made my daring escape out the window, dodging flurries of crossbow bolts with an almost perfect success rate. I hid in the shrubbery and watched the mayor's servants take the grail to the silver mines east of the village. I followed. I waited for night to fall and made my move to take the grail so unjustly stolen. But the mayor was ready for me. I fell right into his trap. Literally. A net descended upon me as soon as I set foot in the mine, and I was stuck. Or so it appeared. The mayor revealed himself to gloat, regaling me with all the details of past grail theft attempts, and how all of the previous thiefs now suffered in his secret dungeon. I pretended to be scared, but while he monologued I secretly cut the ropes to the net binding me. Right before the mayor shot me, I sprung free, threw my spear with perfect accuracy, and disarmed him! He tripped me and ran into the mine to escape with his grail, but I was in hot pursuit. What awaited me was yet another trap. Explosives were rigged all around the mining scaffolding. He hit the button and laughed at my demise... But when I fell, I clung to the rock wall with my gloves and boots. I climbed up, snuck behind him and tried to take the grail. It was an epic hand-to-paw battle... but neither of us were successful. I removed the grail from his hands... and it fell into the newly exploded chasm. I barely escaped with my life.
The grail is lost. The quest is over. I've failed.
Of course, I also saved a town from the scourge of an evil mayor lording a holy artifact over them. Honor restored!
Arishipshape
TFed Ex-Knight
*files for a restraining order to keep you 100 feet away from me at all times*
Look, it's nothing personal.
Thrashy
Пу́тин — хуйло́! Слава Україні! FckNzs.
Most important step!
To scare these prepper-idiots away, this might even work xD
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metatherat
Really ratty rat
Nono. It's okay. I'm just...I needed to vent, okay? haah. If you ever need a potion, just give me a wink. And some yogurt.
Thrashy
Пу́тин — хуйло́! Слава Україні! FckNzs.
Aww that's a nice story! Well written
Arishipshape
TFed Ex-Knight
Awww, thank you! It was nothing. Really.Aww that's a nice story! Well written
metatherat
Really ratty rat
Byee! *waves* :3
Hey, next time just use this. *gives HONOR RESTORATION POTION*
Thrashy
Пу́тин — хуйло́! Слава Україні! FckNzs.
I'm honestly pondering right know if you're really mad at me (IRL) or still doing the usual stuff we do here. Because at this time I can't tell anymore!
Thrashy
Пу́тин — хуйло́! Слава Україні! FckNzs.
Do you write stories then?
Oh, that wasn't meant to be there anymore xD
(A post I didn't wanna make).
But i won't stay for too long anyways. But for the moment I will
Pygmepatl
Spotted Skunk
That was not directed at you.
I do not manipulate, I love.
Awwwwww!!! Thank you so much!!!Also... you made the handsomest rat everrr. I love you. Let's turn you back into one and smell each others' musky bodies and hold paws furever. eeeheeee! ahem.
I would love to do that with you!!!
I love you!!!
Arishipshape
TFed Ex-Knight
Hey, next time just use this. *gives HONOR RESTORATION POTION*
*takes potion*
*squints at it*
*sniffs it*
*shakes the bottle and listens to the sound the shake makes*
*marks bottle "unknown potion (perhaps HONOR RESTORATION?) only use IN CASE OF EMERGENCY" and stows it in knight satchel*
Thank you.
Pygmepatl
Spotted Skunk
No, man! I am not mad at you in real life!
I know it is hard to tell, but I have never been mad and angry at anyone in here.
metatherat
Really ratty rat
Oh, that wasn't meant to be there anymore xD
(A post I didn't wanna make).
But i won't stay for too long anyways. But for the moment I will
Yayy! :3
Hehehe. I see right through you...
Wh- really?! Ok then! *gives RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION* Hehe. What's the plan now?
