Sairn
Sairn the Majestic
I almost forgot!
Don't worry, your hugs are fine.
I can actually turn back to a Spotted Skunk, but I am doing this for @metatherat.
*Noises of confusion for the transforming skunk rat*

I almost forgot!
Don't worry, your hugs are fine.
I can actually turn back to a Spotted Skunk, but I am doing this for @metatherat.
Remember, it’s never the first suspect. And polygraphs always lie. And eyewitness testimony is flawed roughly 70% of the time. Good luck!
Clearly @Simo has the wrong suspect. It could have been someone else.Remember, it’s never the first suspect. And polygraphs always lie. And eyewitness testimony is flawed roughly 70% of the time. Good luck!
Hehehe!*Noises of confusion for the transforming skunk rat*
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Or...True, true...it just might be a fox we've not seen around here as much, such as
Must it be a fox? Have you considered the unorthodox possibility that it was some other species? For instance, I know of a certain rat who is currently on a transformation happy spree. Wouldn’t that make slightly more sense than assuming a fox (who presumably thinks foxes are pretty great) turned you into a fox to spite you?True, true...it just might be a fox we've not seen around here as much, such as
I have been hired to act as council for the defence.
Ooh ooh can I be the prosecution?I have been hired to act as council for the defence.
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(Weather he wants it or not)
If you like, be warned though, I have a black belt in filbluster.Ooh ooh can I be the prosecution?
Well I have a knighthood in defeating dishonorable tactics such as filibusters. And as I regained my honor just in time for the show... Have at you!If you like, be warned though, I have a black belt in filbluster.
You can be assistant to the prosecution. AKA THE INTERROGATORCan I be the interrogator? =3
*jumps between them and raises her shield at the knight* Nope!Well I have a knighthood in defeating dishonorable tactics such as filibusters. And as I regained my honor just in time for the show... Have at you!
I mean, I’m not going to HIT anyone. Not yet. That wouldn’t be honorable. Peace, and put down your shield.*jumps between them and raises her shield at the knight* Nope!
I could see it being him!True, true...it just might be a fox we've not seen around here as much, such as
Fine... *lowers shield* But I've got my eyes on you...I mean, I’m not going to HIT anyone. Not yet. That wouldn’t be honorable. Peace, and put down your shield.
I also have access to the entire legal history of PvP thanks to the many records held in Lesser Mouseland.Well I have a knighthood in defeating dishonorable tactics such as filibusters. And as I regained my honor just in time for the show... Have at you!
*spanks @Fallowfox*I could see it being him!
*Spanks @Fallowfox for his crimes*
Well I... uh.. Iiiiii’m going to allow my chief assistant do most of the talking. Psst... @The Fluffy MC (president) ... start interrogating...I also have access to the entire legal history of PvP thanks to the many records held in Lesser Mouseland.
*Produces a book that makes a paving slab feel small and puny by comparison.*
En Garde!
*spanks @Fallowfox*
Secretly, the jury has decided in advance!
Well I... uh.. Iiiiii’m going to allow my chief assistant do most of the talking. Psst... @The Fluffy MC (president) ... start interrogating...
Hold it! You can’t start interrogating the prosecution! That’s very out of form. I’m sure even TR273 would agree. We’re interrogating witnesses and suspects. I’m neither.I'll get started here...
*takes out claws in an intimidation attempt*
Where were you the day before yesterday!?
*I look at the empty chair next to me, @Ravofox doesn't seem to be here yet.*I'll get started here...
*takes out claws in an intimidation attempt*
Where were you the day before yesterday!?