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Predators and Prey

Keefur

aka Cutter Cat
Whoa, no, that was super cute :3
Welcome back. I think my favorite thing to do is when I am in the parade, I come up on a group of people and shout out, "HI EVERYONE!!!" Everyone shouts back, "HI!" Then I shout out, "OK, I HAVE TO GO NOW... BYE EVERYONE!!!" Everyone shouts out, "BYE". It's super fun. Remind me to tell you how I stopped the fursuit parade at Furry Fiesta one year.
 

Keefur

aka Cutter Cat
OK! Ahem:

Hey, Keefur! You told me to remind you to tell me how you stopped the fursuit parade at Furry Fiesta one year! :p
Now? Really? OK.

It was many years ago. I think it was 2013 or so. I was in the fursuit parade about two thirds of the way back. I was walking along, when my friend Draconis came up to talk to me. He wasn't in suit, but we were walking along and talking. Anyway, we were walking behind two foxes as we turned down a narrow hallway. It must have been like a service hallway or something because it was much narrower than a hallway with rooms. The hallway was pretty long and it smelled... BAD after all of the Fursuiters had been passing through it. My friend, Draconis commented, "This hallway smells like ASS!" I quipped back, "Well, we ARE following two foxes." I said it loud enough for them to hear. They stopped. They turned on me and put their paws on their hips and STARED at us. I apologized and told them it was a joke. They just kept standing there for like two minutes. Finally, they started going again. We had to go to the end of the hall and turn right, go a bit and turn right again. By the time we caught up with the rest of the parade, people were leaving thinking that the parade had ended.
 

metatherat

Really ratty rat
Now? Really? OK.

It was many years ago. I think it was 2013 or so. I was in the fursuit parade about two thirds of the way back. I was walking along, when my friend Draconis came up to talk to me. He wasn't in suit, but we were walking along and talking. Anyway, we were walking behind two foxes as we turned down a narrow hallway. It must have been like a service hallway or something because it was much narrower than a hallway with rooms. The hallway was pretty long and it smelled... BAD after all of the Fursuiters had been passing through it. My friend, Draconis commented, "This hallway smells like ASS!" I quipped back, "Well, we ARE following two foxes." I said it loud enough for them to hear. They stopped. They turned on me and put their paws on their hips and STARED at us. I apologized and told them it was a joke. They just kept standing there for like two minutes. Finally, they started going again. We had to go to the end of the hall and turn right, go a bit and turn right again. By the time we caught up with the rest of the parade, people were leaving thinking that the parade had ended.

Haahahaha! :D Smelly foxes.

At least you didn't ask me about the time I boned Uncle Kage in the lobby of the hotel.

Heehehehe. :D I'll play along:

*GASSSPP* WHATTTTTTT :p
 
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Keefur

aka Cutter Cat
Uh... Phrasing?

The phrasing was accurate.

The Uncle Kage story:

I was in fursuit and saw Uncle Kage in the lobby of the con hotel. I had a large stuffed bone prop that I was carrying, and walked up to Uncle Kage and whapped him with it. He said, "Why did you do that?" I showed the prop to him and commented, "Now I can tell everyone that I boned Uncle Kage right in the hotel lobby." He quipped back, "At my age, I'll take it any way I can get it."
 

Tazmo

Trash connoisseur
Oh! Hello @Tazmo. You kind of snuck in on me. lol

Haiii Kee!

hope all is well. Been adjusting to my new job and the current madness that is going on
(I have returned. The ratlessness of your lives is mercifully abated.)



Whoa, no, that was super cute :3



Oh, hello there! I am Meta, the rat. *looks closely*

Soo... Are you a delightful, innocent prey, or an evil, horrible predator? please be prey, pleaseplease

oh me? Most a prey and *totally innocent*!!!


At least you didn't ask me about the time I boned Uncle Kage in the lobby of the hotel.

so....what did your partner Draconis had say about that? Hehe
 

metatherat

Really ratty rat

Hi! What's over there? *points*

*sticks rat-muzzle into coffe mug* mmh. *slurpslurp*

oh me? Most a prey and *totally innocent*!!!

Well, I fully approve of the "prey"! It's the "most" that's giving me pause... >:I

The phrasing was accurate.

The Uncle Kage story:

I was in fursuit and saw Uncle Kage in the lobby of the con hotel. I had a large stuffed bone prop that I was carrying, and walked up to Uncle Kage and whapped him with it. He said, "Why did you do that?" I showed the prop to him and commented, "Now I can tell everyone that I boned Uncle Kage right in the hotel lobby." He quipped back, "At my age, I'll take it any way I can get it."

Hum. Now that I think of it, I've heard this story before. I think you posted it... somewhere. :confused:
 

Tazmo

Trash connoisseur
He actually wasn't there when it happened, but he kind of rolls his eyes when I tell the story.

What kind of job you doing, if you don't mind me asking.

So ya don’t deny that he is your partner....I knew it! ; P

Tazzy is working at a rope making factory. I have the wonderful job of spooling it
 

Tazmo

Trash connoisseur
Well, I fully approve of the "prey"! It's the "most" that's giving me pause... >:I

*gibs you some cheddar cheese* :3


Yeah.. He's my business partner and we co-own a house.

You know exactly what I was implying! :V
Hehe

just mess’n with ya, you cool cat. :3
 

Keefur

aka Cutter Cat
You know exactly what I was implying! :V
Hehe

just mess’n with ya, you cool cat. :3
I know. A lot of Furries think we're a couple. We sure argue like a couple. Draconis gets pretty ticked off when people say this, however. It doesn't affect me much. I just explain our relationship as friends sharing a house.
 

metatherat

Really ratty rat

Aah, tea! Splendid, that's very kind *slurpslurp*

*gibs you some cheddar cheese* :3

And cheese, too. Mmmh. *nomnom* Yesyes. This is shaping to be a good day. Muchthanks.

*Pushes your head down the coffee*
*aaghbpth* Spilo! Don't be mean! unless you like to >:3


shhhh the rat doesn’t know any better.....
Yep, totally innocent and cute!

...slightly suspicious...
 
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