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Predators and Prey

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
You are most welcome. hehehe. *runs behind the wall and starts eating from huge tub of vanilla yogurt*
...was that a chuckle my finely tuned senses detected?

*examines yogurt*
*sniffs*
smells faintly of vanilla... as it should...
*shakes cup*
*squints*
is that a... purplish tinge? No, no, I'm seeing things. Regardless, can't be too careful.

Would anyone like a small small cup of vanilla yogurt? And a spoon provided by Manchesterite that easily contains more than the entire quantity?
 

Thrashy

Пу́тин — хуйло́! Слава Україні! FckNzs.

Thrashy

Пу́тин — хуйло́! Слава Україні! FckNzs.
I just realized, for all you skunks out there, during a time of plague such as this, you could argue that the horrible skunk stench is a BLESSING, as it will keep everyone away from you thus reducing the chances of infection!
This is a common stereotype, but we skunks don't smell bad at all! (Ok I personally might have a little beer stench, but hey I work in a brewery!).
I mean why should we spray ourselves? :rolleyes:

BUT if you want, I can always make people keeping distance from YOU! *lifts tail and aims butt at ya* :p
 

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
This is a common stereotype, but we skunks don't smell bad at all! (Ok I personally might have a little beer stench, but hey I work in a brewery!).
I mean why should we spray ourselves? :rolleyes:

BUT if you want, I can always make people keeping distance from YOU! *lifts tail and aims butt at ya* :p
Hold on, you misinterpreted! I clearly meant your weaponized stench, not any stench inherent to the species! Believe me, prejudice is quite against any and all good codes of honor.

And I'll pass.
 

Thrashy

Пу́тин — хуйло́! Слава Україні! FckNzs.
Haha... noooo maybe :p

I was actually thinking of posting something on your profile. I've posted on every other follower's so far. But I got distracted, as we rats often do :D
Haha don't worry, no pressure xD

(I've seen that status by coincidence and thought I HAVE to make a reference to it xD)
 

Thrashy

Пу́тин — хуйло́! Слава Україні! FckNzs.
Hold on, you misinterpreted! I clearly meant your weaponized stench, not any stench inherent to the species! Believe me, prejudice is quite against any and all good codes of honor.
Don't worry, I've never questioned your honour!
It's just a common stereotype we skunks have to deal with ^^
And I'll pass.
Aww ._.
*lowers tail* ^^
 

Thrashy

Пу́тин — хуйло́! Слава Україні! FckNzs.
What! Does that mean that you don't spend all day watching me?! Even though I'm so interesting :O
Ok, from now on I'll have my eyes on you!
(Or, if I think about it, as a skunk it would probably be more effective if I have my butt on you) :D
 

Breyo

Professional Nibbler
This is a common stereotype, but we skunks don't smell bad at all! (Ok I personally might have a little beer stench, but hey I work in a brewery!).
I mean why should we spray ourselves? :rolleyes:

BUT if you want, I can always make people keeping distance from YOU! *lifts tail and aims butt at ya* :p
Skunks don't exist in the wild in Switzerland, do they? XD
There is a tiny bit of stench (probably left-over stuff that's on their fur after spraying), but if they don't spray at all, I'm sure they don't have any abrasive smells.
Since you rarely spray, you're probably in the clear. The lingering smell probably only lasts for a week or so :D

More accurately, zooing.
So that's how @Simo subdues the preds long enough to catch them! It all makes sense now :O
 

metatherat

Really ratty rat
I spend all day watching you. Don't wanna step on you.

*troll face*

No need for the troll face. Regular face is appropriate. I don't want to be stepped on.

Ok, from now on I'll have my eyes on you!
(Or, if I think about it, as a skunk it would probably be more effective if I have my butt on you) :D

The eyes! The eyes will be sufficient! :eek:
 

Thrashy

Пу́тин — хуйло́! Слава Україні! FckNzs.
More accurately, zooing.
That makes sense too xD

Skunks don't exist in the wild in Switzerland, do they? XD
Sadly not. Would be funny for those sassy Swiss foxes :p

There is a tiny bit of stench (probably left-over stuff that's on their fur after spraying), but if they don't spray at all, I'm sure they don't have any abrasive smells.
Yea I've heard of that too ^^

Since you rarely spray, you're probably in the clear. The lingering smell probably only lasts for a week or so :D
Well I work on a job where I have contact to customers, so taking regular beer baths is very important ^^

The eyes! The eyes will be sufficient! :eek:
Aww, you don't know what you're missing :p
Something worse-smelling than you thought xD
 

Breyo

Professional Nibbler
Well I work on a job where I have contact to customers, so taking regular beer baths is very important ^^
This is true! I always wondered why your tavern smelled more of alcohol than any other ones I've been to, but now it makes sense :D
I'm surprised you don't force Elias to gurgle mouthwash before he starts his shift as security lol
 

Thrashy

Пу́тин — хуйло́! Слава Україні! FckNzs.
This is true! I always wondered why your tavern smelled more of alcohol than any othe drones I've been too, but now it makes sense :D
Ok, might be my not so good English Knowledge, that doesn't get the reference, but what has a tavern to do with drones? xD
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I'm surprised you don't force Elias to gurgle mouthwash before he starts his shift as security lol
Well, there is one huge advantage: people usually discuss a lot when they get thrown out by the bouncer. But not if arguing means having to breath in a very bad breath smell xD
 
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